Thank-you for the reviews! I would like to give a shoutout to the guest that pointed out that Alec was eleven when he met Jace. Oopsie daisy. All characters belong to(drumroll) Cassandra Clare.

Warning: the following materiel is extremely funny. Please refrain from drinking milk while reading this, as you will be laughing and it could come out of your nose.

Magnus` POV

Jace and truth or dare sounded dangerous, yet I still wasn`t too worried. "Dare," I replied.

"I dare you to shave your legs," Jace said with a grin. I immediately took of my sparkly lime green tank top. I am a guy, no way would I do such a thing. "So Isabelle," I said casually. "Truth or dare?"

Isabelle`s POV

"Dare!" I said excitedly.

"Kiss Jace, with tongues." Magnus told me. At least his isn`t my actual brother.

"Okay," I said. Jace and I got up. He wrapped his arms around me and pressed his mouth to mine. Jace parted my lips and slipped his tongue into my mouth. I couldn`t take it anymore. I quickly broke away, disgusted. By the Angel, it was like kissing my brother.

"Eww Jace," I said. "Don`t you ever do that again."

"Yeah right Izzy, you know you liked it." He replied.

I rolled my eyes and picked my next victim. "Truth or dare Clary?

Clary`s POV

"Truth," I said.

"Have you slept with Sebastian?" She asked.

"Eww no, he`s my brother1" I said, shuddering.

"Well you did kiss him," Isabelle said.

"He kissed me," I corrected her. "And he was a terrible kisser for your information. Truth or dare Alec?"

Alec`s POV

"Truth," I said, not in the mood for cross dressing.

"If you you could choose anybody in here, besides Magnus, to go out with, who would you choose?" Clary asked me.

"Jace," I said turning bright red.

"Of course," Jace said and winked at me. "I am stunningly attractive." Clary smacked him.

"Oh come on Clary I am, I never lie you know," She rolled her eyes and he gave her a kiss on the check.

"So Jordan," I said, smiling. "What will it be, truth or dare?"

Jordan`s POV

"Dare," I told him, wanting some excitement.

"I dare you to prank call Raphael." Alec said.

"Okay," I said and pulled out my phone. "Oh shoot, my phone`s dead, Simon can I borrow yours?"

"Why me?" he said.

"You`re my roommate." I said with a shrug.

"Okay but we`re not Sheldon and Leonard, we don`t have a roommate agreement?" Simon said but handedme his cell. I dialed Raphael`s number. After a few rings he picked up.

"Oh Brad," I said in a teenage girls voice. "We really need to talk."

"Um it`s Raphael, I have no idea who you are." He said uncertainly.

"It`s Lisa, we hardly even know each other's names, I just don`t think this is working out." I sighed.

"What I have no idea what you`re talking about Lisa." Raphael said, confused.

"Of course you don`t know sweetie, you did nothing. It`s not you it`s me," I pretended to sob. "I`m the reason we can`t be happy." I sobbed loudly and hung up and busted out laughing. Jace and Maia were laughing so hard they were in tears. Everybody else was cracking up.

Jace shook his head. "How do you come up with this stuff? That was insane."

I grinned slyly. "Truth or dare Simon?"

Simon`s POV

"Uh dare," I said.

"Okay," Jordan replied, smirking. "I dare you to put on a pair of footie pajamas, which believe or not, they make for adults."

"Sure, but I don`t have a pair to put on," I pointed out.

Magnus snapped his fingers and a pair of pale blue footie pajamas with a pattern of teddy bears on it appeared. I grabbed the PJs, went to the bathroom and changed. When I returned everybody busted.

"Awww," Jace cooed. "Look at little baby Simon."

I glared at him. "Revenge is a dish best served cold, truth or dare Jace?"

Jace`s POV

"Dare," I said. This is Simon, what`s the worst he could do? Dare me to go a week without Dungeons and Dragons.

"I dare you to show us some embarrassing baby pictures of you." He said, grinning.

"But they are all at the Wayland manner." I said.

"Magnus can fix that." Alec said.

"Okay," I said with a sigh. It`s either this or I could take of my boxers. The warlock snapped his fingers and a small stack of photographs appeared in my hands.

I held up the first picture. It was of me in the bathtub. "This is um, a picture of me in the tub." I said, my face flushed with embarrassment.

I picked up another photo of me in nothing but a diaper and a funny look on my face and continued. "This is me in just a diaper."

Maia smirked. "You look like you`re constipated." Everybody cracked up. If looks could kill, she would have been dead by now.

I held up a picture of me standing completely naked in the kitchen eating a mango. "This is me eating a mango naked."

Jordan shook his head. "Eating a mango naked, who does that?"

I ignored him and held up the last and worst picture. It showed me sitting on a training potty. "This is me being potty trained." I told them, my face was now tomato red. Everybody was laughing hysterically. They finally calmed down after 30 minutes. I smiled sweetly at Maia.

"Truth or dare?"

Maia`s POV

"Dare! Dare! Dare!" I said happily.

"I dare you," Jace said. "To take carry Church outside and start stroking him and sing "Soft Kitty."

I lifted up the purring blue Persian and carried him outside.

I began to stroke him and sing loudly.

"Soft kitty, warm kitty

Little ball of fur

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty

Purr, purr, purr."

People stared at me.

"I`m not crazy," I shouted as I ran back inside. "My mother had me tested!"

I closed the door and told them what happened.

"I love what you said at the end," Magnus said.

I gave him a sickeningly sweet smile. "Aww thank you, Magnus truth or dare?"

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