Gizoogle Parodies: How It Came To Be

by ConfusedColumbia26220

I love Gizoogle so much that I've decided to create a parody of every fic I've written. This is the twelfth edition - How It Came To Be. Nothing has been changed from the Gizoogle translation. Original fic summary: Just a little something I whipped up on how Riff Raff and Magenta came to be the way they are. With a twist.

6. The Sign

Disclaimer: I do not truly "own" Rocky Horror, I vish I did but I don't. Zatz all I can zink of fo' now, nahmeean?

Authorz Note: Sorry zis took so long, I've been razer busy fo' realz. And anozer apologizzle fo' ze shortness, ze next one is longer n' most of ze rest is like a muthafucka.

(Riff Raffz POV)

Later dat dizzle we made up a sign, dat sign holla'd "I gots a straight-up boner fo' you mo' than anything, never forget dis shit."

"How tha fuck long, I vonder, have ve felt like zis n' hadn't realized it?" Magenta wondered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I don't give a fuck," I answered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "And I straight-up couldn't give a fuckin shiznit fo' realz. All dat mattas is dat we know now, nahmeean, biatch? That n' tha fact it will always remain dat way." "Dope answer." Magenta holla'd sighin contentedly n' leaned tha fuck into mah arms restin her head on mah shoulder.