"YouTube Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with YouTube or any of its channels, nor do I own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE and its wrestlers are owned by it's chairman, Vince McMahon.
Summary: 40 YouTube superstars battle it out in an all out battle royal for $1,000,000 on the line and the title of World's Greatest YouTuber! Who'll stand the pain? Who'll stand the tears? Who will be victorious in this total internet war?
Chapter 6: Smarks and Marks
The mayhem and carnage kept on continuing as number 14 made his entrance in t-minus 12... 11...
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #14: Sam Pepper
As the buzzer sounded, a man with bluish-green hair and dressed in a black shirt and pants came out to perhaps a loud case of boos.
Just to keep pissing the fans off, Sam Pepper flipped and berated the fans, who started chanting "F**k you, Pepper" over and over again.
Corey Graves: Oh great, look what we got now.
Joey Styles: One of the most controversial YouTubers there is in this match, it's Sam Pepper!
Corey Graves: Yeah, that dumbass just regretted coming here. Not also is that idiot in the match, he just got his ass frickin' fired!
Joey Styles: Yeah, you know the rules, whoever draws number 14 in the match is fired!
As he entered the ring, the remaining contestants all stopped to see Sam standing in the ring, much to their displeasure.
The first person that Sam approached was AlphaOmegaSin, who shot a death glare at the Brit. Showing no fear, Sam decided to berate him.
Sam Pepper: *to AlphaOmegaSin* Your hair and frazzled beard makes you look like a gay Cousin Itt!
Corey Graves: Uh-oh, bad move, Sam.
Joey Styles: I think he might have regretted that mistake there!
AlphaOmegaSin was so steaming mad that his hands turned into fists.
And strangely, so did everyone in the ring as they all trapped Sam Pepper in a circle. Sam looked around and had his entire life flash right before his eyes. This wasn't gonna be pretty for Sam Pepper at all.
Joey Styles: *to Sam* Well, good luck, Sam!
Corey Graves: *to Sam* You definitely won't need it!
Without any warning, AlphaOmegaSin, Robert Seidelman, Steve Shives, Irate Gamer, Nostalgia Chick, Dino Winwood and McJuggerNuggets all ganged up on the controversial Brit by beating him down ruthlessly without any remorse. He was feeling every punch and kick sting him like a poisonous snake.
The crowd all got a kick of seeing the blue-haired freak get what was coming to him. Not one of these New Yorkers inside the Hammerstein Ballroom was having any sympathy for the beaten down youngster.
Joey Styles: Sam Pepper being used as a human doormat here!
Corey Graves: Brings new meaning to the term, "stomping a mudhole".
As chants of "Throw him out" rang out like an oil drum, seven of the competitors all lifted up Sam in a gorilla press position.
Using their power, they went to the ropes and immediately threw him out of the ring to a standing ovation!
Joey Styles: Well, see ya later, Sam Pepper!
Corey Graves: Good riddance. That guy's nothing but a pain.
6th Eliminated: Sam Pepper; Eliminated by: AlphaOmegaSin, Robert Seidelman, Steve Shives, Irate Gamer, Nostalgia Chick, Dino Winwood and McJuggerNuggets; Duration: 0:48
Sam didn't take his elimination very well.
So in response, he started kicking the steel steps and shaking the barricade, just to control his ill-gotten temper.
Corey Graves: What a frickin' crybaby. I hope he stays out of YouTube forever!
Joey Styles: Well, he had it coming, Cor!
The referees told Sam to leave, but unfortunately, all he was doing at this point was arguing with them.
While that was going on, the Rumble clock lit up yet again, bringing forth another entrant in the match.
Joey Styles: Here comes number 15!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #15: Right Smarkbuster
As the buzzer sounded, a skinny man wearing a hat and The Byrds hoodie came out to perhaps a surprising ovation.
In response, the fans all gave out the middle finger and gave out a "F**k Cody Rhodes" chant.
Corey Graves: Oh great, this is one of those smarks, huh?
Joey Styles: They aren't just smarks, it's Righty, one half of the SmarkBusters!
Corey Graves: I bet he won't even last long.
As he was running down the aisle, he saw Sam Pepper getting into a fight with the referees.
Cocking his fist like a shotgun, the Right SmarkBuster ran in and leveled Pepper with a huge Superman Punch!
Joey Styles: Superman Punch in the face of Pepper!
Corey Graves: Good, that douche deserves it.
As Sam Pepper was knocked out to a huge pop from the audience, the Right SmarkBuster came in the ring and started getting down to business.
He started throwing dropkick after dropkick to both AlphaOmegaSin, McJuggerNuggets, and Nostalgia Chick.
Joey Styles: Right SmarkBuster on a roll!
Corey Graves: I still think he ain't gonna last long.
Steve Shives tried to surprise Right SmarkBuster with a clothesline, but Righty managed to duck down and wrapped the atheist's neck with a neckbreaker.
Joey Styles: Righty with a neckbreaker!
Feeling pumped up already, he noticed Dino Winwood going after him.
So Righty surprised him with a kick to the gut and nailing a Stone Cold Stunner!
Joey Styles: Righty drops Dino with the Stunner!
Corey Graves: Huh, looks like he's eating my words here.
Feeding off the energy from the New York crowd, Righty went to the turnbuckles and climbed up the top rope, hoping for Dino to get up from that move.
As the impressionist turned around, Righty leaped off the turnbuckle...
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...only for Dino to catch him mid-air!
Corey Graves: Uh-oh! Wrong place, wrong time, Righty!
Joey Styles: Dino Winwood just catched him like a foul ball here!
Hanging onto the Right Smarkbuster, Dino Winwood transitioned into a powerslam position.
Knowing that he was close to the ropes, Dino attempted to throw Righty over the top rope. Righty managed to hang onto the ropes, hoping not to be thrown early in the match.
Corey Graves: See, I told you he ain't gonna last long! He doesn't even got a chance.
Joey Styles: He could use some help from his partner for sure! Hopefully, next entrant may be some help!
As the Right SmarkBuster yelled for help, the crowd all looked to the titantron to see the next entrant appear.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #16: Left Smarkbuster
After the buzzer sounded, another skinny man wearing a hat, glasses, and a New York Yankees hoodie came out to a good pop from the crowd.
The crowd once again flipped out their middle fingers, giving out "F*** Cody Rhodes" chants in response.
Corey Graves: Well, looks like you were right for once!
Joey Styles: Here comes the Left SmarkBuster, the other half of the SmarkBusters team!
Corey Graves: Yeah, this ring is definitely filling up with smarks now.
Seeing his friend in trouble, Lefty came inside the ring and nailed Dino in the kidneys, therefore setting Righty down.
And then, both SmarkBusters laid shot after shot straight to Dino's face, getting the impressionist woozy.
Joey Styles: SmarkBusters are treating Dino like a punching bag!
Corey Graves: Punching him like their horrible jokes.
Unfortunately, Dino absorbed these blows and grabbed both SmarkBusters by their necks.
Trying to go for a double chokeslam, both SmarkBusters got out of the hold by kicking Dino right in the balls. As he held onto his balls, both Lefty and Righty hooked both their arms together and clotheslined Dino Winwood over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him from the Rumble to a big pop!
Joey Styles: There goes Dino!
Corey Graves: Those annoying smarks actually eliminated someone?
Joey Styles: Believe it or not, that's right! The impressionist from newLEGACYinc is over and out!
7th Eliminated: Dino Winwood; Eliminated by: Left and Right SmarkBuster; Duration: 7:28
After Dino left, the Nostalgia Chick went mano-e-mano with Robert Seidelman.
As the host of Game Show Garbage whipped her to the ropes, Robert ducked down with a back body drop...
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...only for the Nostalgia Chick to run back in and hit Robert with a DDT!
Joey Styles: Oh my god, a DDT on Robert!
Corey Graves: I'll have to give it to her, she's showing a lot of fight!
While Robert was knocked out, The Nostalgia Chick tried to hit him with yet another DDT.
But the Irate Gamer suddenly came out of nowhere and grabbed the Nostalgia Chick from behind, throwing her over the ropes and onto the floor to a bunch of boos.
Corey Graves: Oh, damn it.
Joey Styles: Irate Gamer came out of nowhere right there!
Corey Graves: *feeling bored* And now the chick's out. Great...
8th Eliminated: Nostalgia Chick; Eliminated by: The Irate Gamer; Duration: 5:42
After the Nostalgia Chick left much to the disappointment of fans, the Irate Gamer showed off to everyone to a still-roaring round of boos.
Luckily, it didn't last long as Muscles Glasses came from behind and hit a dragon suplex on the Irate Gamer!
Joey Styles: Huge mistake by the Irate Gamer! He got Dragon Suplexed there!
Corey Graves: Served him right for eliminating the Nostalgia Chick.
As the Irate Gamer held onto his neck in total pain, the Rumble clock lit up once more, forcing the crowd to look to the stage for the next entrant to appear.
Joey Styles: Here comes number 17 coming in!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #17: Markiplier
After the buzzer was heard, a pink-haired man wearing glasses, blue jeans and a shirt that had pink moustache over the letter M came out to a caucous round of cheers.
In the 17th entrant's honor, the entire crowd inside the Hammerstein Ballroom all raised their pink moustaches to their faces and chanted "Markiplier" over and over again.
Corey Graves: Oh man, this guy?
Joey Styles: Here comes the man behind one of the most famous YouTube gaming channels, Markiplier!
Corey Graves: He sure loves his pink, huh? Makes him look gay.
As he got inside the ring, Steve Shives tried to surprise Markiplier with a superkick, but Markiplier ended up catching his leg just in time.
In response, Markiplier hit Steve with a Capture Suplex!
Joey Styles: And he nails a suplex!
Corey Graves: Bad move for Steve here!
Muscles Glasses tried to hit Markiplier, but the gamer managed to duck.
As Muscles turned around, Markiplier hopped on the muscleman's knee and hit him with an enzugiri!
Joey Styles: Holy crap!
Corey Graves: That sound's is more than enough to make your eardrums bleed.
AlphaOmegaSin was the next man to go one-on-one with Markiplier.
The metalhead tried to take in a shot to the face, but Markiplier countered with fist shots of his own.
Joey Styles: Markiplier going off like a frickin' machine gun here!
Corey Graves: I hope he doesn't get his pink stuff all over him.
Markiplier whipped him to the ropes, only for AlphaOmegaSin to counter-whip him.
As he was running, the metalhead tried to get him with a side suplex, only for Markiplier to twist his body around and nail him with a tilt-o-whirl hurricanrana!
Joey Styles: Excellent counter by Markiplier!
Corey Graves: For a guy with a freaky colored moustache, he's really impressing me.
As Markiplier was busy going to work around the ring, both The SmarkBusters were busy double teaming on McJuggerNuggets.
So far, the smarkbusting duo slammed the youngster with a double scoop slam!
Joey Styles: Double bodyslam by the SmarkBusters!
Corey Graves: Whatever they're planning, I'm not liking it one bit!
Joey Styles: I'm pretty sure McJuggerNuggets ain't gonna like it either!
With McJuggerNuggets down, both Lefty and Righty decided to pull off something from The Rockers playbook by going to separate turnbuckles. [1]
Before the two can lift off, both The SmarkBusters decided to pump up the crowd to keep up their huge momentum.
Joey Styles: Oh man, McJuggerNuggets may wanna move out of the way!
But it was too late for him.
In an instant, the SmarkBusters both leaped in the air and nailed McJuggerNuggets with a double fist drop!
Joey Styles: SmarkBusters with the double fist off the top!
Corey Graves: McJuggerNuggets just got flattened like a meat patty right now!
While McJuggerNuggets was seeing stars, the pumped-up crowd all looked to the stage yet again.
With the New York faithful all fired up as ever, they were all awaiting number 18's appearance with total anticipation.
Joey Styles: We're awaiting number 18 in the match! Who's it gonna be?
To be continued next chapter...
[1] - For those fans unfamiliar, The Rockers was a tag team in the late 80's-early 90's WWE that consisted of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty.
Okay, now that I told you a little wrestling history, let's check out some stats, shall we?
People still in the ring: 9
People still left to go: 23
Eliminated: Tron Guy, Star Wars Kid, BlackCriticGuy, Grim, Pickleboy, Sam Pepper, Dino Winwood, Nostalgia Chick
Still in the ring: AlphaOmegaSin, Irate Gamer, Left Smarkbuster, Markiplier, McJuggerNuggets, Muscles Glasses, Right Smarkbuster, Robert Seidelman and Steve Shives
Who will be number 18?
Will SmarkBusters continue to thrill?
Will Markiplier's awesome sexy pink moustache prove to be an advantage in the Rumble?
Will YouTube be a more happier place without the now-fired Sam Pepper?
Feedbacks are welcome, wrestling fans! Until next time, same Warrior time, same Warrior channel! BOO-YAH!