A/N: Watching Inglourious Basterds, "Say auf wiedersehen to your nazi balls" god I love that line! XD

Disclaimer: I still don't own any of the Inglourious Basterds characters, stop reminding me! :'(

I hadn't noticed that I had fallen asleep again until my eyes fluttered open when I felt someone forcibly nudging my side with their foot. Aldo was standing over me, glaring down blankly before dropping a pile of material on my chest, I hold it out in front of myself as I sit up, seeing a light, short, black dress, I give Aldo a confused look.

"Get yer ass ready, we're goin' out." With that he leaves me without another word, I look down at the dress a moment longer before standing and following him,

"Ahem," he turns to look back at me, a bored, irritated look on his face as he does so, "you mind explaining?" I ask him, gesturing to the dress in my hands,

"We're goin' ta a bar, yer goin' ta be bringing the Nazis out ta us, we'll be far enough that they can't be heard," he answers me casually,

"You can't honestly think I'd take my own people out for you to kill," I state, my voice filled with disbelief,

"See, that's where yer wrong," he starts, "cuz if ya don't, yer dead. Donny could always use some practice."

I stare at him, completely taken aback, while he turns his back on me and begins to walk away. I shake my head and chase after him,

"Wait! You can't kill me," I exclaim, grabbing at the back of his shirt and trying to pull him back, "you need me remember? Without me, you have no way of getting anything out of Hans. You need me as a negotiation for information from him,"

"Or we could just do what we always do an' bash their brains in til they start talkin'," he growls, clearly getting aggravated from me repeatedly stopping him,

"That won't work. If-if you kill me," I gasp, going after him when he starts moving again, grunting and groaning as I try to pull him back by the arm,

"Sure 'bout that? From what I've seen we'll be doin' 'im a favour." He shrugs me off of his arm while still moving.

I had gone behind a tree to get changed into the dress Aldo gave me, once I was wearing it I could see how revealing it actually was, it had a very low V shaped neck line, only went down to my mid thigh, and it was incredibly see through, paired with the plain black high heels I'd been taken in, hopefully wherever we were going would have poor lighting.

I curse the Basterds for the hundredth time for making me do this, stamping my foot in the dirt and screaming out into the sky, I jump when I hear a voice coming from my side,

"Are you ready yet?" I slowly turn towards the voice, shocked to hear that unlike the others who didn't bother covering up their hatred, this voice actually attempted to sound kind.

I see the smallest Basterd looking at me, Utivitch I think his name was,

"...What?" I ask him, still dazed about the kindness he's shown me,

"A-are you ready?" he repeats, stammering as he forces his eyes to stay on my face. I roll my eyes and cross my arms,

"What does it look like?" I reply angrily, before pushing past him.

When Hugo sees me, his nose starts twitching as he looks away to Aldo and Donny, and his hand moves down to his knife strapped around his waist, and grips around the handle tightly.

"I have half a mind to kill you right now, you know?" I sneer at Aldo, stepping between him and Donny,

"If you had half a mind to begin with I'd congratulate you," Donny cuts in, I grit my teeth behind my lips when I stomp on his foot with the heel of my shoe,

"That's really funny, did you come up with that one all by yourself? I'm shocked, it would have kept you up all night wouldn't it?" I claim with a fake innocent look on my face as I turn to find him hunched on the ground clutching his foot, I hear a few snickers from the other Basterds who had seen that happen, and I happily leave Aldo to offer Donny his hand to help him back up with a proud smirk.

I cry out softly when I'm grabbed by the arms and dragged towards a truck, before being violently shoved into the back, Hugo gets in after me and holds me close to the side while the others pile in one after the other. He pulls me down to sit beside him, I tear my arm out of his hands and slide myself as far away from them all as physically possible, I see Donny, still holding his foot, giving me a death glare, I stick my tongue out and pull a face at him, when I see the Basterd on his right staring at me, I think his name is Omar, the one who never talks at least,

"What the hell do you want?" I snap at him, making him instantly look away to the front of the truck. I roll my eyes, muttering under my breath; "Blutige Männer. Unglaublich." "Bloody men. Unbelievable."

While we're moving on a particularly bumpy dirt road, I have to continuously pull my dress back down as it never stops riding up my leg, which ends with me being made sick as Utivitch, who was in front of me, and Omar gaze down at my thigh,

"What do you want!" I yell, "oh mein Gott!" "oh my god!"

And finally when the truck makes a sudden stop, my back is slammed against the wall, making me wince, and Utivitch is hurled on top of me,

"Get! Off! Of! Me!" I scream at him, hitting his shoulders with every word. I push him away with the sole of my shoe, and kick open the doors.

When I step out, I look around, I recognise the street we're in, I used to come here all the time with my mother when I was younger, and a few times with Hans. It's the street with the restaurant he took me to when I was 18.

I hadn't gone to the bar here as often, but still, it was enough for the barmen to recognise my face.

I begin to worry while I search for an escape, no doubt the minute I walk through the doors I'll be recognised by over half of the people there, but before I can make a run for it the second German Basterd has brought me back to the others,

"Good luck," he murmurs into my ear quietly, pushing me towards the door,

"No! No, no, no! I can't do it!" I cry out, attempting to get as far from the door as I can,

"I told ya, princess. It's either they die, or you, yer choice," Aldo groans, moving to open the door for me,

"No! They know me here!" I continue helplessly fighting Wilhelm's endless pushing, but when he hears this, his hands are quickly ripped back and I nearly fall to the ground,

"Well..." Aldo begins, looking as if he is about to change his mind at the last minute. My hopes immediately vanish when he grabs the door knob and turns it,

"...Good luck."

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