Izuku crawled out of bed and got dressed in the clothes the scientist's recommended for him to be tested in. When he got to the lawn at 5:46 Izuku looked around and didn't see anything, at exactly 5:47 he turned as he heard the sound of squealing breaks and an old car digging harsh gouges in the lawn before it came to a stop in front of him. Dr. Hijōshikina stepped out of the driver's seat. The not quite sane doctor pulled out a pocket watch, "Good, you only wasted a minute."
Izuku was confused, "But I got here at 5:46 I was early," he was unsure how he wasted time.
Dr. Hijōshikina walked over to Izuku and ruffled his hair, "yes and that meant you were standing around for a full minute," before he walked over and sat in a lawn chair, "so if you did that every day, that's 365 minutes, six whole hours you wasted. And I doubt that's that only time you stand around, how many minutes out of a day do you waste I wonder."
Izuku thought on it, the man had a point, but all those moments so far in between each other, how much do they really add up. "Anyway, why bring a car here, and..." as he took in the amount of destruction he caused to the lawn. "Are the Yaoyorozu's going to be okay with what you did to their lawn?"
Dr. Hijōshikina looked at the trail he made driving up, "Nope, but they agreed to a little collateral when they hired me, so all they can do is yell at me, now stop distracting yourself, you have 41 minutes left."
Izuku looked at the car and then back at the doctor, "To do what?"
"Ugh, seriously, destroy this car, punch it, kick it, fuck it, lick it, I don't care how you do it, just turn this hunk of junk into a pile of scrap." As the doctor pulled out a children's coloring book, then began to read it like a novel.
Izuku walked over to the still running car, "So anyway is fine?" as he raised his fists.
"Yes, stop wasting time, you only have until 6:30 before we have to move to the next stage."
Izuku turned back to the car and raised his fist and punched, with a resounding clank, nothing really happened. "Are you sure this is a good training method?"
Dr. Hijōshikina walked over to Izuku and smacked him on the head with his coloring book, "I saw what you did to Bearhead months ago, I know you can fight, now figure out what you need to do to see this car," as he whacked it a few times with the book, "As an enemy. Then proceed to destroy it."
Izuku nodded at the strange thought before he danced around the car throwing punches and a few knees into the frame. When he hit with the metal arm and leg it left a few dents, so he began to favor attacking with those parts of his body, after what felt like a few minutes the doctor got out of his seat and pushed Izuku to the ground.
"Congratulations you wasted my time, it's 6:30 and this car isn't destroyed." the doctor said angrily.
Izuku looked at the car, the wheels were bent, the cabin had been caved in and the door had fallen off. "It looks pretty messed up to me."
"Of course you would think that you little shit," As the doctor got in the drivers seat as best he could and hit the accelerator, the car began rolling forward. "But look I can still drive the damn thing. I can't believe the young lady is wasting her time on some weak willed snot nosed punk like you who is too afraid to attack an inanimate object."
Izuku got pissed, "Hey leave Momo out of this."
"Why the fuck should I, she's the one who got duped by some loser into betting her families company, her life, on someone who has the most powerful machines," as he jabbed the angry boy in the chest, "in, his, blood. And can't do more damage in forty-three minutes, than I can with five and a hammer. And now you waste my time, just give up." The doctor stomped over to his chair to retrieve his book, when he heard the sound of screeching metal and heavy pounding.
Dr. Hijōshikina looked over his shoulder smirking, "Works every, single, time."
Izuku was huffing in anger and the car had been folded in half, the engine sputtered and died, Izuku's hand and leg were bleeding from cuts gotten from the jagged edges of the car. The doctor casually pulled out his pocket watch. "Fifteen seconds. Next time, I better not have to motivate you into doing something properly, otherwise, blood will be shed," as he leaned to the boy. "And it won't be yours," he threatened.
When Izuku walked back into the house to shower and ready himself for school, he got stopped by Momo who was coming out of hers in a sheer nightgown, Izuku squeaked as he could see the outlines of her breasts in the fabric, before he covered his face and ran into his room. "Izuku I just wanted to see how the first lesson with the madman went," she said while knocking on his door.
"GreatJustNeedToTakeAShowerAndCoolOff," he spit out.
Momo got more concerned, "Izuku is something wrong, are you feeling ok?"
"NopeNothingWrongJustTheBreastBestIMeanBest," Izuku shouted.
"I'm coming in, something might be wrong with the machines," Momo stated as she turned the handle.
"WaitNoDon't," Izuku yelled as he tried to hide, but she came in faster than he could cross the room and froze, a steaming red blush on her face as she got an eyeful of his member. Momo slowly closed the door.
"ImJustGonnaGoToBreakfast," Momo said rapidly as she ran off.
Izuku got in the shower and began smacking his head on the tiles.
At the dining table Momo sat down hard, alerting the other occupants, which were the parents. "So Momo dear, what got you all riled up this morning?" said Ringo.
Momo looked down, "Nothing, I don't know what you're talking about," she tried to play innocent, when the mothers began snickering. "And what do you two have to say about it, huh."
Inko snorted, "Nothing, just didn't think it was this cold in here."
Momo quirked her head in confusion and then in a moment of clarity looked down and screamed then covered her chest. "I just, Izuku." she realized that she had all but gone out of her room naked.
Nashi took the easy shot, "Is Izuku making his way up Mount Momo?" Compared to the three women, Momo easily had the largest of all their breasts.
"Mom no," Momo defended herself. "I just saw."
Ringo put down his paper in the same way that all fathers do, "Wait, you saw? What did you see?" he interrogated.
Momo blushed and stammered, "Nuh nothing dad, just a uh."
"A snake," Inko answered for her. "A rare trouser snake."
"Well that's fine then, seeing your boyfriend's penis isn't anything strange." Ringo said bluntly as he raised his cup to be filled with coffee from the maid. All the occupants of the room looked at him as though he had just confessed to being All Might. "What," Ringo looked around the room. "They like each other, I'm not some stereotypical idiot dad who can't see it, I just ask that they be safe." He raised his newspaper and grumbled, "Not wasting a good plotline trying to keep them apart, won't do anything and that just results in a musical number, no sir, not this guy." As he lost himself in his own world.
"Ok, then if everyone is happy with it, I'll start drawing the marriage contract, now how many dozens of children do you think they need, three or four." Nashi asked Inko.
"Oh I love babies, so let's go with an even fifty," Inko replied.
"Moms, stop it." Momo yelled.
Inko squealed, "She's already calling me mom too," as she grabbed the teen girl into a hug, "Ooh I'm so happy."
Izuku walked in the room and hoped he wouldn't have to make eye contact with anyone, but the sight of Momo struggling to get free of his mothers hug and the giddy look in Mrs. Yaoyorozu's eyes, made him slowly start backing up. "Izuku help," Momo seeing her only option for salvation.
Izuku tried to turn to run, but his mother used her quirk on him, not enough to stop him but it slipped his foot slightly, making him stumble, "Oh no sweetie," Nashi crossed the room faster than one would think a middle aged woman could, before she grabbed him and dragged him to sit next to Momo who was still covering her chest. "You need to sit with her, get more comfortable with her wearing so little," as she turned the boys head to stare at the blushing teen.
"We uh, need to, get ready for," Izuku started to say without actually looking away even though her mother was no longer holding his head, but he paused for a while to burn this image into his mind.
"School," Momo whispered, while enjoying that the boy was so enraptured with her, she didn't like that everyone, including the staff were having an absolute ball with their interaction. "Zuku, school," her voice barely audible.
Izuku swallowed, "Yeah, that place." he said wrenching his head to stop staring, "need to, uh, learn." His breakfast placed in front of him as the maid giggled and walked away. The morning meal was so awkward for the teens as their parents would guffaw at everything they did.
When the pair walked out the gate, Momo questioned him about the lawn and the destroyed car. "It was training."
"That's unusual," Momo said.
"It was with Dr. Hijōshikina," Izuku shrugged.
"Oh that's very normal then," she admitted, anything unconventional with regards to their infamous employee was within the bounds of reality. She climbed into the limo as Izuku held the door for her, before he got in behind her. "So you have a year to train for the U.A. entrance exam then?" she asked.
"Yeah about that long, what about you?" Izuku wondered about how Momo was going to get in to the school. When he did ask, he noticed Momo frowned. "What's wrong?"
"Recommendation," she quietly said ashamedly.
Izuku was stunned. "Wow, I knew your quirk was strong but to get one of the recommendation slots, that's incredible, even Ingenium did get in that way," he praised the distressed girl. "So why do you look so sad about that?"
Momo sniffled. "Because I didn't earn it, my parents made a massive contribution to U.A., so in return the board of directors gave the slot to me, which I didn't earn," she yelled unaware that her voice had been growing louder during her rant.
"That's not true," Izuku comforted her. "You're quirk is amazing, probably the most useful quirk in the world, you can make anything and you're also the smartest person I have ever met too, since you have to know how everything works. If that isn't enough to deserve a recommendation then nothing does."
Momo rubbed her eyes, "I disagree, but thank you for believing in me all the same."
"Anytime," Izuku said as he draped his arm around her shoulder and pulled her into him. They spent the rest of the ride up to the school in each others arms.
Author's Notes: Oh look how cute they are, let's throw a wrench in that shall we.
Let's start with Review Review, if I don't answer to you here I might have done it next chapter
LinksKingSolomon first of, happy that you are enjoying this so much. Dr. Hijōshikina, which translates to insane, if a fun character to use. He will show up for a while, wonder what might happen if a pink haired inventor met this man.
As for "Let me teach you a few things about a woman," that wasn't intended to come off as incesty, my bad, it was more, "let me give you advice on what a woman wants to hear, and maybe a few explanations on how to move your body to find that good spot." I have no intentions of starting an incest story yet.
As for the joke, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
NPGamer11 my bad, I was typing it and it made sense as I did so, I will try not to make the same mistake again.
Coduss, fine I swear Izuku will not consider building a giant nuclear equipped mecha-ant with giant chainsaw arms to save the world. Someone else can do that, we have enough lunatics with super powers to pull it off.
Celcee sexy times will come later, I am not sure how fast this relationship will progress, it's different than the one with Momo and Itsuka in AMS, and Izuku and Aiba in Love Smash, so I will have different pacing for those stories.
