Roy Mustang, Edward Elric and Haruhi Fujioka stared at the host club. There was a runway in the middle complete with catwalk and lights.
"Ahh your back!" Tamaki said coming over
"What's going on Senpai?" Haruhi asked
"We are having a catwalk show." Hikaru said
"To celebrate our guest's final day." Kaoru explained.
The Twins looked down to Roy and Ed's miniskirts and started laughting. Roy blushed; embarrassed and Ed started to get angry. Honey glared at him, just daring him to try and he calmed down.
"Ed, Roy." Tamaki said. The two alchemists looked at the blond prince. "It's time to learn how to model." He said
Roy nodded and Ed became embarrassed again, was there no end to his suffering? The skirt was embarrassing enough as it was, but to model the outfit as well, that was just humiliating.
Tamaki showed them first, explaining what he was doing, as he did it.
Roy then demonstrated, the Flame Alchemist was a natural at both the skirt wearing and the modelling.
"Your turn Ed." Tamaki said
Ed shrank back, appearing even smaller than usual. He hated everything about this.
"What is it Ed, need some milk to encourage you?" Roy taunted
Ed bristled and hurriedly walked down the catwalk and back.
"There." He said on his return
"Hmmm," Tamaki said
"What is it?" Ed asked
"Can you do it without looking like you need the toilet? Try to be more graceful Ed." Tamaki suggested
Edward Elric had never been graceful in his life. Roy snorted and started laughting, Ed glared at him. "Fine." Ed said. He did the catwalk again and Tamaki nodded on Ed's return.
"Go and get ready backstage, the Twins are doing hair and make-up." Tamaki said
Ed huffed and walked backstage, followed by Tamaki and Roy. Everyone else was already there getting ready.
Haruhi walked over to Kyoya, who like her, hadn't gotten ready yet. "Why are you doing a catwalk show?" Haruhi asked Kyoya
"Were all going to take part, so that we can sell the pictures to our guests. We need new merchandise." Kyoya explained. "Were going to make so much money from this." He commented
"Is that all you think about, money?" Haruhi asked
Kyoya looked at her. "Yes." He said plainly
"What about family?" Haruhi asked
"My family only care about money." Kyoya said
"That's a shame," Haruhi said. Kyoya cocked his head and looked at her. "There is so much happiness and joy that family can bring, Kyoya, I think it's a shame that you've missed out on that." Haruhi said, kindly.
Kyoya smiled a half laugh. "Intriguing." He said turning to the notebook. Haruhi shrugged and went to get changed for the show; it wasn't like she really had a choice in the matter.
Kyoya ensured that all of the camera's and lights were set up, then let of the guests in.
Half an hour later the club was full of girls, talking excitedly. The lights dimmed and their chatter died down. The red velvet curtain opened and Tamaki emerged microphone in hand. A spotlight focused on the blond.
"Welcome to 'The Ouran Host Club Catwalk Show'. We have a real treat in store for you today, princesses." Tamaki said with his usual flourish. The crowd screamed in response. "The show will begin any minute now, so please enjoy our entertainment." Tamaki said.
Tamaki went backstage and emerged a moment later in a white suit with a light blue shirt, a red rose in his lapel. The stood at one side of the stage.
"This week we have had exciting guests in. Three alchemists from Amestris, in Europe." The crowd cheered. "Today is their final day." A sad awe from the audience. "I know, it's sad. But this week they have had a wager going. The loser had to wear a miniskirt. The results were announced earlier today and . . . our two losers are here to show off their new look."
The crowd looked toward backstage in anticipation.
"First up is Roy Mustang, also known as The Flame Alchemist." Tamaki announced
The audience screamed and the song 'Hot Stuff' began playing. Roy emerged and posed by the curtains. The Twins had given Roy long straight black wig and heals with flame details to wear. He clicked and created two flames, which disappeared as soon as they had appeared. Roy strutted along. Once at the end of the apron, he slut dropped and pouted, showing of his red lipstick. He snapped back up and clicked up, posing, releasing a flame, and flickered his fake eyelashes at the audience. He walked back, his hips swinging in the tin mini skirt. Roy turned to the audience and blew a kiss before disappearing behind the curtain.
The audience's response was thunderous. They screamed and clapped their delight, one girl had passed out.
"Try and beat that Fullmetal." Roy taunted. His taunt somehow more threatening when he was dressed as a hot woman.
"I think that you're the one who needs to worry." Ed said
Roy laughed and sat down, his legs apart.
Ed heard Tamaki announce him. He gulped and smiled. He could do this, he told himself.
"Shake It Off' started to play and Ed strutted out in his black and silver spiked heels. The Twins had curled Ed's naturally long hair. He strutted along to the end to the apron and bend forward, pushing his bum out. He blew a kiss from his pink rouged lips and created a rose. He handed it to the nearest girl who took it and fainted.
Ed turned and walked back to the curtain, he did a spin by the curtain with one leg bent. He blew another kiss to the audience before disappearing. The crown clapped and screamed in response.
"Those were our two losers strutting their stuff. Who would like to see Alphonse?" Tamaki asked.
The crown screamed in response and 'Cheerleader' began playing. Alphonse walked out in a black dinner suit. He walked to the end and posed. He stripped off the jacket and threw the jacket to the ground. The girls screamed. Al undid the bow tie and the top three shirt buttons, and let his shirt hang open slightly. He made roses appear and threw them to the crowd. He then walked calmly back to the curtain, the black jacket slung casually across his back.
Alphonse disappeared behind the curtain but emerged again this time with Ed on one elbow and Roy on the other, Ed was nearly the same height as his younger brother. Alphonse escorted the two 'ladies' to the end. The three of them bowed and posed, before walking back, first Roy, then Al and finally Ed.
The crowd cheered, there were going to miss the alchemists.
The host club then strutted their stuff, showing of the latest fashions from Tokyo. They had tried to make Haruhi wear a miniskirt but she had refused, instead modelling a white ball gown, similar to Honey Senpia's pink one.
The crown cheered and left having enjoyed the show.
Once the host club was empty and had been returned to normal the hosts and alchemist sat round drinking tea and eating cake.
"Thank you so much for visiting." Tamaki said
"It has been an honour Tamaki." Roy said
"We will send any photo's across." Kyoya informed them
Ed went bright red; everyone was going to see those pictures. Roy looked to Ed, they looked as embarrassed as each other.
"You guys did great!" Honey Senpai said enthusiastically.
"Thank you, Mitsukuni." Alphonse said.
"To be honest . . . I enjoyed it." Roy said with a shrug
"We could tell." The Twins said
"You really went for it Roy." Tamaki said "You made me proud. You too Ed, you really got in the swing of it by the end." the blond said
"Thanks." Ed said with an embarrassed shrug.
"Thank you for inviting us." Alphonse said "I think we've all had fun and leant a lot." He said
"That's good, I'm glad you actually learnt something learnt from this club." Haruhi said, a sarcastic tone in her voice.
Tamaki looked at her and she shrugged back and smiled.
The club said their goodbyes to the alchemists. They waved them off after Roy, Ed and Al had de-briefed with Mr Suoh, the headmaster. Ed fell asleep within minutes of traveling and the three alchemists had a safe journey home.
A few weeks later the pictures turned up and Ed and Roy became the butt of many sexists jokes. For weeks, Ed got both short jokes and blond jokes. After the trip Roy was always asked to slut drop at parties, something which after a few drinks he was happy to do; it was also something which Riza secretly found attractive. Nobody ever forgot about Roy and Ed's cross dressing, it was talked about for many years.