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After having made the deal to have sex without the complications of emotions, they both started to strip. Edward pulled his shirt over his head and decided to tell her some of the things he liked and did not like. If they were going to have sex then he may as well be honest with her since he did not have to worry about hurting her feelings or anything like that. "I don't mind dirty talk as long as it is not disgustingly dirty, I like to cuddle after for a few minutes, but that does mean it is romantic in any sense, when I orgasm I hum either "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" or "Claire De Lune" depending on how good the sex actually was, and as you already know my stomach is extremely ticklish."

Leah listened to what he had to say as she stripped off the clothing she had just put on a few minutes earlier. She ran her fingers in her hair as she decided to list the things she liked and did not like as well. No use in pretending she was in to something he was going to do if she wasn't. "I don't like boring vanilla sex, I like to be adventurous, behind my knees are very sensitive, and I do not mind a little pain. I do not like it when guys try to dominate me all the time because I like to be a tigress in the bedroom. If I had known we were going to fuck then I would have made sure shave my legs and use my coconut skin lotion."

"Okay now that is settled, are we ready to do this?" Her bronze haired best friend asked once they were both naked and standing in front of each other. He let his eyes linger on her body for a few seconds since he was allowed to look at her without getting slapped shitless. She had to be one of the sexiest girls he would ever have sex with, if not the sexiest one of all.

"Yeah Otis let's get this started." She grinned before pressing herself against his body and kissing him. She couldn't deny he was sexy as hell so this plan wasn't as bad as she originally thought. Things seemed to be going well until her lips parted and he literally shoved his tongue down her throat. She pulled back and cringed as she wiped at her mouth with the back of her hand. "Wow less tongue when you kiss. You're not trying to suffocate me."

Edward nodded and went to kiss her again. He did much better this time and he groaned against her mouth when she bit his bottom lip. His hands traveled down her bare back to grab her ass. He remembered her commented about liking pain and so he made sure to keep his grip firm. She seemed pleased that he remembered this fact since she ran her tongue along the roof of his mouth as he did so. It was when she dug her nails in to the skin of his shoulders that he had a problem.

"Watch the nails!" He shrieked when he felt her take away a few layers of skin with her talon like nails. He hissed in pain and rolled his shoulders to try and relieve the discomfort. "I have very soft skin and it breaks easily."

Leah rolled her eyes and removed her nails from his back. She continued kissing him while at the same time pushing him back against the wall. Her fingers wound in his hair, though she did not pull since she wasn't sure if he would bitch about that or not. The hand not in his hair went to run down his chest and stomach, but she remembered that he had a very ticklish stomach. When they were kids she used to poke him in the stomach when he was being too serious in order to get a laugh from him. Hell, she still did that whenever he was too serious.

"Mhm, kiss my neck." She moaned as her eyes closed for a second before popping open in order to narrow slightly. Was he trying to suck her skin off? He did know he was a human and not a leech right? "I said kiss my neck not try to suck the skin off as if you were a vacuum."

"Pull my hair a bit." Her bronze haired best friend practically begged when he stopping sucking her russet skin in to his mouth. He had settled for leaving soft kisses along her throat until suddenly a sharp pain caused him to yelp out and jump away from her. He started to rub the back of his head where she had pulled his hair so hard he thought she may have torn some out. "A bit doesn't mean yank it all out."

The Quilette female tried not laugh at him when he jumped away from her. She was on a mission and she was going to get what she wanted. She gave him a minute to make sure that she had not pulled all of his hair out leaving him bald. "Lift me up so I can wrap my legs around your waist."

Edward picked her up, but suddenly burst out in to laugher when her thigh brushed up against his bare stomach. His whole body shaking from laughter as he held her with one hand and pushed her thigh away and to the side with the other. "Ha ha! Watch my stomach."

Leah ran her hands up his arms as they started kissing him once again. This was better now that he got an understanding of what she liked when they kissed. When he laid her back on the bed she tore her lips from his and let out a pained hiss. "Fuck!"

He nearly jumped off of her and held his hands up. "What did I do?"

"Nothing." She assured him while reaching underneath her in order to pull out whatever was digging in to her back.

"If women scream it can be taken as a bad thing." Edward countered and watched her pull the remote control out from underneath her.

She felt her eyebrow raise as she got up on her knees. "Well when one is being stabbed to death with the remote control, it isn't the most comfortable thing on the planet. Now get your fine ass over here so we can continue where we left off."

He took a step towards the bed, but stopped she held her hand up ordering him to do so. She scooted over to the edge of the bed and put her face right up close to his hipbone. He realized after a few seconds that this wasn't some weird kink of hers, but rather she was staring at the tattoo he had gotten when she got hers when he was eighteen and she was still seventeen. Her mother had given her permission, but his father and step mother refused to agree. The plan had been to get them when they were sixteen, but they ended up having to wait until he was eighteen so they could get them together.

His tattoo had been done in black and it was the Chinese symbol for truthful. He had this kick that kind of never went away, about telling the truth. He could be brutally honest if he wanted to be and he only ever lied if there was not another choice.

"I thought you would have gotten that removed by now." Leah stated as she ran her tongue along the outline of the tattoo branded in his skin. "I remember when your dad found out and he flipped. He thought I had drugged you and made you get something you didn't want."

He couldn't help it when he laughed. "Yet out of the two of us, I was the sober one. Speaking of tattoos, do you still have yours?"

"Regretfully yes." She mumbled and maneuvered herself so that he could see the word 'Spice Girls' at the bottom of her spine in a multitude of different colors. "We said we would keep them forever and it's not like everyone sees it. Only a lucky few have ever seen my tattoo and it is going to stay that way. I can't believe I was in to the Spice Girls."

"Oh I can." Edward grinned. "You were so in to them that it wasn't even funny." Suddenly he started to shake his ass and dance around the room as he sang really badly to one of her favorite songs by them. "People of the world, spice up your life!"

Leah launched herself at him and knocked him to the floor. She started to kiss him again. "Just the fuck up and kiss me."

Edward ran his hands up her sides and brought them around to her back as he kept her caged above him. "You're beautiful Leah."

As sweet as that was, she slapped him upside the head. "That is way to emotion based and you need to just lock that down right now. Also, do my breasts have the plague or something? You haven't touched them once and I am starting to feel just a little bit offended."

He shrugged and glanced at her breasts. They were nice as far as breasts went he supposed. "You know I've never been much of a breast man."

A sigh escaped her lips. "It's not a big deal anyways. You do know that we are only doing this once right? We can't make a habit of it. That is how things get all fucked up and complicated."

"Yeah once I agree." He stated while nibbling on her collarbone. "Hey do you have a condom? I have some in my wallet, but that is in the pocket of my jeans."

The russet skinned female tilted her head as she tried to remember if she did have any or if she had run out. Suddenly she stretched her arm out to reach under her bed and pull out a shoe box. "I think that I have some in here so hold on."

"You keep your condoms in a shoe box?" Her best friend questioned and he pushed himself up to rest on his elbows. "That isn't weird at all."

Leah pried the lid off and looked down at her assortment of different condoms. "So what do you want? I have ribbed, I have every flavor ever created, ones that glow in the dark, some that will made your junk smell like pie, lubed, not lubed, and about every color known to man. I could make a rainbow with all the colors I have."

His green eyes widened in surprise. "Don't you have just some regular ones that I don't have to worry about making my dick look neon or smelling like pie?"

"Do I have boring?" She countered and started to look through the box. "I think I just may. Ah yes, right here we have boring and ordinary. Just the way you usually like your women. Accept if you ever call me boring and ordinary, I will break your jaw in no less than three places."

He rolled his eyes and took the condom from her. "Like I would ever call your boring or ordinary. So are you going to be on top? I am assuming that you don't want to do missionary. You said you hated boring vanilla sex. Since I am not about to let you string me from the ceiling upside down, I think you riding me would be the best way to go."

"I've never hung someone upside down before, but now that you mentioned it I will have to try it one of these days." She shoved the shoe box back under the bed and climbed on top of him after he had the condom on. "So on three?"

Edward nodded and placed his hands on her hips to steady to her. "Wait, do you mean one two three and go or one two and go on three?"

Leah paused to answer him. "One two and go on three. So one two…"

"Three!" He finished for her. Then they were joined at the waist and both froze to get used to the feeling.

The bronze haired man frowned a bit. "Okay to be honest, I am feeling a bit emasculated."

"A naked girl is lying on top of you and you feel emasculated?" She asked with some amusement coloring her tone.

He nodded. "A little bit."

"Do you even know what that means?" When he nodded again she let out a short bark of laughter. "Fine then we can do your missionary if it will make you feel less emasculated."

They rolled over so that he was on top of her. "That is so much better!"

He chose to kiss her again as he started moving. He took her bottom lip between his teeth and used one of his hands to run down her the back of her leg so he would be able to lift it up and place it around his hip. He realized too late that the back of her knee happened to be in the path of his fingers and he ended up getting her foot connecting with the side of his head.

"Fuck!" He hollered falling to the side slightly, though managing to still stay inside of her. "Give me a conscious why don't you?"

"I warned you that the back of my knees are sensitive!" She snapped and waited for him to right himself as he started moving again. "You're going to slow. I'm never going to get off this way if you are as slow as a turtle. I thought the whole point of this was for us both to get off?"

"I didn't want to hurt you." He told her honestly as he picked up his pace a bit. "I thought most girls liked the slow and sweet thing?"

"I am not like most girls." Leah replied and dug her nails in to his shoulder in order to spur him in to going faster and it seemed to work. "I told you I liked some pain."

"Fine!" He huffed in annoyance. If she wanted pain then he would give it to her. He sank his teeth down in to the flesh of her shoulder and she shuttered all around him. When that happened he pulled his teeth from her flesh and started singing. "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, dirty deeds done dirt cheap, dirty deeds done dirt cheap, dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap!"

After they both managed to catch their breathing, he rolled off of her and she turned to look at him. "So does you singing dirty deeds mean I was good?"

Edward moved a strand of hair from her face. "I sang the whole chorus and that means you were fucking excellent Milo."

Leah smiled feeling better knowing she did not suck in bed. This last blow with Sam had left her feeling unsure of how good she actually was in the sack. "Yeah well, you weren't too bad either."

TBC…

AN: That was the first time they had awkward sex. There will be more of it in the future for sure lol. I loved writing it and I think it came out rather well. I would love to hear your thoughts on it. I saw the movie, 'No Strings Attached' the other day and so I am going to take some funny moments from that and put them in to the story. I do hope that you all enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Please R&R like always!

Preview for the next chapter:

"You got me a balloon for having sex with you?"

"Well you did a good job and I wanted to say thanks for that."

"You want something."

"What makes you say that?"

"Whenever you want something you always get me a balloon or chocolate and this time you did both. What do you want Otis?"

"I was thinking that it should not be a one-time thing." "You said that you had a good time right?"

"Yeah I did."

"And we don't feel weird about it right?"

"Right." "Where are you going with this?"

"I think we should make this a regular thing."