Vanity of the Glorks
This is....I have no words for this.
All people herein mentioned do not belong to me. I have no money, you will get nothing if you sue me! Wait....you will get a piece of gum and a really crappy cell phone!
"You're weird."
"You're just now figuring this out?"
"Well, yeah. I mean, you hide it really well. I never would have thought that you would do something like this."
"Well, I'm full of surprises."
"Do we have to tell anyone that we just did a movie montage to 'I'm too sexy'?"
"Are you kidding? NO ONE MUST KNOW!" The idea of anyone else seeing the two of them lip syncing and modeling their costumes as they did their best model walks was absolutely appalling.
"So, is this one of those secrets that must be taken to the grave?"
"Yes. Brittany, you tell anyone, and I will tell them I got you to cross-dress!" Though Brit looked fab in menswear.
"But-Kurt, you did the same! You were in an outfit like Julia Roberts from the beginning of Pretty woman!"
Kurt smiled at the thought of the killer thigh high boots and mini-dress. Then he gulped.
"Brittany, you tell anyone and I will end you!"
"Okay." She said meekly. "But we had fun, right?"
"Oh totally. We should do this again sometime."
"Yeah."
Again, the idea for this comes from my wonderful Beta Novice242. She helped me out with the idea when I was stuck and didn't know how to start this, so many thanks, J!
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