Authors Note: Omsc I'm soooo sorry I havn't updated this story for s0o0o0o0o long! I'm not gonna lie when I say that I've actually have been SUPER MEGA BUSY! I was so annoyed that I never had time to write this, so today I dropped everything so I could write. I even have to say that I don't think this is all that funny…. I was actually disappointed when I read it back to myself, but whatever. I think it mite b because I'm running out of funny ideas….. I could use some suggestions, I love when people ask me if I can write one of their plots, that way I don't get writers block.
Will some1 send me an idea or two maybe? I'd 3 you 4 all eternity. And I'll give you credit.
Just so you know, these are the cats that got poofed : Silverstream, Dustpelt, Daisy, Ashfur, Brackenfur, and Brambleclaw. (and of course, Jaypaw just because he is an awesome cat and can poof himself wherever)
Brambleclaw (looks around the dark room) Where are we?
Brackenfur: I don't know, but that flashing light is really starting to piss me off.
Silverstream (jumps off of tall flat surface) Hey! How'd you guys get poofed?
Tawnystripeauthor: they didn't do anything wrong, I just like them and wanted to make sure they were in my next chapter.
Silverstream (grumbles some profanity under her breath) Please save me from Daisy and Ashfur!
Ashfur: HEYLOOKWHOITIS,BRAMBLCLAWANDBRACKENFUR! (twitches and screams)
Brambleclaw (slaps Ashfur across the face) what is wrong with you???
Brackenfur (runs up to the big blinking sign and stares into the light) AHHH MY EYES! IT HURTS!
Silverstream: Quick! Somebody get some of that liquid!
Daisy: This one? (points to a tube that has the word 'hot coffee' on it)
Silverstream: Yes! (Franticly pours coffee into cup) Quick, Brambleclaw, pour it over Brackenfur's head!
Brambleclaw (pours steaming hot coffee onto Brackenfur's head)
Brackenfur: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP!
I CANT SEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy: (bursts out laughing) Cofahhh Coffeah Mehhhh!!
Jaypaw (explodes into scene) Whoa! I want to try! (Takes tube of hot coffee and pours it into eyes)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is fun!!! Come on everyone! Try it!
Silverstream: RUN! (cats scatter)
Jaypaw (laughing like a maniac): I will get you! Ahahhahahahahahahahahaha (begins squirting everyone with boiling coffee)
Ashfur (face melts off): GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Jaypaw2: Hey! I'm hula hoping with a Baskin Robins donut!
Brambleclaw: so THAT'S where we are!
Jaypaw: Wtf? I'm Jaypaw.
Jaypaw2: What are you talking about? I'm Jaypaw, duh. Who else can hula hoop this good with a donut?
Brackenfur: NUHHH!! (still writhing in pain on the ground)
Silverstream: SHUT UP BRACKENFUR! I'm trying to listen to this!
Jaypaw: I can hula hoop better than you any day!
Jaypaw2: Is that a challenge?
Brambleclaw: I don't get it, how can there be two of you?
Jaypaw: I don't know, how come you're so fat?
Dustpelt (dressed in all black): There's no point…. Everyone is just a thought anyway, we are just an idea…… we don't really exist……
Silverstream: Which is the real Jaypaw?
Jaypaw: (explodes) Now I'm in my most comfortable Abercrombie cropped shorts, there is no stopping me!
Jaypaw2: (exlodes)
Brambleclaw: Where'd he go?
Jaypaw: In your butthole.
Jaypaw2: (pokes his head out of Brambleclaw's butt) HI EVERYONE!
Brambleclaw: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Daisy (faints)
Silverstream: OMSC I WANNA DO THAT! (yanks Jaypaw2 out of Brambleclaw and shoves her own head in)
Brambleclaw: GET HER OUT OF ME! (runs around with Silverstream's body hanging out of his ass)
Tawnystripeauthor: NO I ACCIDENTALLY DIDN'T BLEEP THAT OUT ::poofs self::
Tawnystripe: Hey, I'm part of the story now!
Brambleclaw: Do you mind getting her head out of my butt?
Tawnystripe: No, I actually think it's quite funny.
Brambleclaw: You sort of look like my sister.
Tawnystripe: Okay? (throws chicken nugget at Ashfur's melted head)
Ashfur: GOBBLE!
Jaypaw: CHICKEN NUGGET! (eats nugget and then explodes into nothingness)
Silverstream: humminahhh nauahhh rawhhh (then some other muffled noises)
Jaypaw2: WAIT FOR ME, JAY! (explodes)
Dustpelt: I need some more vodka…..
Tawnystripe: (sings) I think its time for Dustpelt to come out of the closet And if he doesn't, I'm gonna take out my GUN! (pulls out pistol)
Cats: scatter and scream, running and smacking against random glass windows.
Brambleclaw: (sings) Tawnystripe's very angry… I hope she doesn't catch me… Its so hard to run with Silverstream hanging out my butt!
Brackenfur: (sings) Tawnystripe's got a gun… Baskin Robins is not real fun…. What made Tawny snap? Was she tired of Ashfur's crap? I know that Daisy's really running, now that Tawny's got a gun, and things are never gonna be the sAmE!
Ashfur: GOBBLE GOBBLE IH8MUSICALSTHATSWHYIDIDNTWATCHHIGHSCHOOLMUSICAL2!!!
Daisy (gapes) You didn't?
Silverstream (pulls herself out of Brambleclaw's butt, and is now covered in shizz) KILL HIM!
And that is how this chapter ends, with them taking out Ashfur (sorry Ashfur lovers)