Ok sorry it took so long but I was busy making a dancing stickman video... It took me three hours and over 400 slides to get 45 seconds into the song..... and studying for exams
Enough ranting though, I would love to thank everyone who has reveiwed, favorited or subscribed to this story
This chapter is dedicated to Animelove101 for her awsome idea ;)
Disclaimer: See chapter 3... :}
p.s Jasper's song is to kind of well I can't exactly pick the tune but mostly its kind of to the tune of "we're off to see the wizard" [which I also do not own] and it kind of changes so just imagine it however you want... [as long as its happy and peppy ;)]
p.s.s. I hope Jasper's song doesn't offend anybody either... if it does just lemme know...
Jasper's Diary
Private
11:47 am
A Wonderful Day
By Jasper W. Hale
Oohhhhhhhh
Iiiittttssss
Aaaaaa...
Wonderful day to be emo
theres so many things you can doooo
There's cutting, and crying, and pain and dying
but you havn't got a cluuuuuue
'Cause it's a wonderful day to be emo
what elsearewe gonna dooooo?
When life is hard and stupid and dumb
And bad for me and youuu
It's a wonderful day to be emo
How else should we spend our days?
Should we sit in the dark,
caused by a greenish haze?
'Cause,
Its a wonderful day to be...
Its a wonderful day to be...
Its a wonderful day to be...
Eeeemmmmoooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!
Amazing right?! I know, I know, I totally know n_n
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Jasper's Diary
Private
8:35 am
-sighs- everyone has left me alone again, this gives me inspiration...
Here I am, alone and abondoned
Unloved and uncared for
No one loves me [well maybe Alice...] they all loath me
Life is cruel and Hard
No one cares or understands
'Tis the story of my life
-sobs-
wow that was deep
I should become a poet!
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Bella's Diary
Public
9:03 pm
Umm Emmett, can I ask you something?
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Emmett
Response to Bella's Diary
9:09 pm
Didn't give me much of a choice there did ya?
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Bella
Response to Bella's Diary
9:10 pm
You know what I mean
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Emmett
Response to Bella's Diary
9:12 pm
Ok fine, shoot.
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Bella
Response to Bella's Diary
9:15 pm
Ok so Alice just told me that you went on a date with a guy before, did you actually?
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Emmett
Response to Bella's Diary
9:16 pm
mmaayybbee
I'll tell you if you tell me something,
What was the worst thing you remember doing when Edward left OTHER then the stuff we already know
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Bella
Respose to Bella's Diary
9:18 pm
-sighs deeply- fine, you go first
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Emmett
Response to Bella's Diary
9:19 pm
Sweet ok so!
Once apon a time a young man and woman had a baby, he was sooooo good looking they called him Emmett. Emmett was an amazing child, so amazing that everyone wanted him. He had thick dark brown curly hair, blue eyes and dimples, dont forget the dimples.
One day the adorable Emmett turned 20 and went walking in the forest but a big mean bear came and tried to gobble him up but then a beautiful vampire came and saved him by bringing him home and changing him into a big strong overly handsome vampire. Who went and kicked the big mean bears ass! -WOOO GO EMMETT!!-
Ok so a few years later a little Pixie named Alice and her emo bf named Jasper came and invaded, Edward was hunting with me at the time and when we got back, boy were we surprised. Jasper scared us alot and now I know he knew we felt that and thats how the emo corner was made, he spent all his time there when he wasn't complaining about our diet or 'with' Alice. -ick!-
So a few years after that Me and Jazzy became tight like this -crosses fingers- and one day we made a bet, to see whoever could eat the most banana's -teehee they look like you know whats... ;)- ... I kinda lost because started throwing up halfway through it.
That meanie Jasper dared me to go flirt with a guy and see if he will date me then do whatever he wants all night. I did it, obviously, because I am the great Emmett!!!! And I never back down! So I went to the mall and waited in the food court for someone, Jasper was there to let me know if anyone actually showed interest... of course my luck was that it was like 40 woman, an old man and this guy prolly around 17 or 18. I chose him. so I went and I did my thing and asked him to dinner.
That night he told my his name was Sid and he thought I could be "the one". -thats icky yucky poo-poo 'cause I love Rose...- and he invited me back to his house, I was gonna say no but Alice decided to butt in and tell the meanie faced Jasper and he called me, and made me go. so I went and when I got to his house he locked the door, .Scaryyyyy! But then I remembered I was a vampire and a locked door couldn't stop me from escaping. So then he lead me down the hallway and into what I guessed was a living room.
After a few minutes of standing in a slightly awkward silence while he gazed -yes gazed!- lovingly at me, I sat down on the seat nearest to me, an overly wide couch.
Thats when things started getting worse, I remember him saying 'good choice' and sitting down next to me -much to close I might add-. He grabbed my hand and told me he was ready, I was in shock. So shocked I didn't really notice him take off his shirt, actually I didn't notice anything until I heard his belt buckle hit the floor. I snapped my head up -bad idea- and I found myself eye level with his tighty whities -which left little for imagination might I say...-
He then leaned over me, and reached for the buttons on my shirt. My reflexes finally kicked in and I jumped halfway accross the room. Sid cocked his head sideways, "whats wrong Emmie?" he had said I just kind of picked up my stuff and left...
We moved three days later.
The End!!!!!!
Amazing oui?
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Bella
Response to Bella's Diary
9:25 pm
Uhh sure, well Imma go now, Renesmee needs to go to bed
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Emmett
Respose to Bella's Diary
9:26 pm
Then when you get back you can tell me what you did while Edward was gone... Your not getting out of this that easily!
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Bella
Response to Bella's Diary
9:28 pm
Crap =(
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OK well imma post part two soon-ishh because I am (and have been) studying for exams
Just so you know, I have nothing against Gay, les or Emo people
Part two contains
-Bella's story (s)
-Any idea's I get from you pplzzzzzzz
-Maybe some other stuff
So! if you have a line or a vague idea of what you want to see in this just click the button thats located in this direction --- or maybe this one l...
K thx bye