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Chapter 6

BPOV

I woke up the next morning and felt like I couldn't breathe. My chest was on fire, I started gasping for air and sucked in as much as I could. What the hell is wrong with me? I looked down at my chest.

"Damn it Emmett." I rasped out. I pushed on him and nothing. My body was stuck under his. Em is a bed hog, and a cover hog. But this morning he decided to sprawl out on me, instead of pushing me to the side. How the fuck was I still alive?

My legs and arms were pinned under his body, a very heavy body at that.

I took as big of a breath as possible. "EMMETT" I screamed. Nothing. The big oaf was a sound sleeper. I thought of my options, I could lay hear in pain and agony till the bastard woke up, or I could scream for help.

My savior would most likely be Edward, since he was the closest. He was my only logical choice. Thank god we put on clothes before we fell asleep.

I took another deep breath. "EDWARD" I pleaded. Nothing... DAMN IT life sucks. I heard Emmett mumble in his sleep, followed by a loud snore. I'm so screwed. Just then I heard the toilet flush and water running in the bathroom. So I screamed for Edward again.

Finally the door to the bathroom opened and Edward stuck his head in my room slowly.

"Help." I whispered.

He laughed. He fucking laughed.

"I'm sorry." He said after I sent him a death glare. It took both us us to roll Emmett off me.

I sat up and took a deep breath and my chest burned. "Shit." I said as I clutched my chest.

"Are you okay?" Edward asked.

"What do you think? I was stuck under Shrek there for I don't know how long, not able to breathe." My voice was shacking, just like my body. Edward put up his finger telling me to wait. Then went into the bathroom. He emerged with a glass of water.

"Here, see if this helps." I took small sips, letting the cold water slid down my throat.

"Thank you. Thats much better." I stretched my arms above me head, which brought my shirt above my belly button, showing off my piercing that Alice and I got together last summer. Edwards eyes were glued to my body. I cleared my throat. His eyes shot up to mine and he mumbled an apology.

I nodded my head. "Can you do me a favor?" I asked him. He nodded his answer. "Sit right here." I pointed next to me. "Facing your room." His eyebrow cocked, but he did it anyway. I turned so my back was to his, and I was facing Emmett. "Plant your feet on the ground and don't move." I put my feet on Emmetts side and used Edwards back as leverage and pushed as hard as I could. Edward didn't move, helping me put all my weight into Emmett.

Emmett slid off the bed with a loud thud.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" He screamed as he shot up to a standing position. Edward and I doubled over in laughter. Edward fell off the bed he was laughing so hard. "Why the fuck did you push me out of bed?"

"Can't breathe." I gasped as my laugher over ruled my body.

Edward calmed down first. "You deserved it." He said siting back on the bed next to me. "She had to scream for help. You were laying on top of her and it took the two of us to roll you off of her."

Emmett face went from furious to apologetic in a split second. "Shit Bella, I'm sorry."

"It's okay. Luckily Edward heard me the second time I yelled for him." Edward just shrugged.

Emmett reached into his boxers and scratched his balls, then walked into the bathroom. "Pig." I muttered.

"What?" Edward asked me.

"Emmett, he's a pig. I'm still a girl and he's scratching himself in front of me, ew. I pity the poor girl who ends up with him."

"Oh." Was Edward genius response. "So... about our parents." he said changing the subject.

"What about them?" I asked.

"Their getting married."

"Yeah, your point."

"You're going to be my step sister."

"Thats usually what happens. Whats the big deal?" I climbed out of bed and pulled out a pair of shorts from my dresser. I turned and looked at Edward. I was standing in front of him, in only a small white tank top and white boy shorts, by the looks of it, he was enjoying the view. Pig.

He snapped out of his lust induced coma as I slipped on my shorts and met my eyes. "I just wanted to know how this was going to work." He said "Especially after last weekend." he added, making me freeze in my place.

"I thought we weren't going to talk about that?" I said. He opened his mouth to say something, but Emmett chose that moment to walk out of the bathroom.

"So what are we going to do today bitches?" He asked just as my phone rang. Emmett answered it before I could take it from him. "Alice, baby! Whats up?" He was silent for a while as he listened to Alice. "Gotcha, we'll be there in 30." He hung up without letting me even talk to her.

"What the hell Em?" I asked

"What? She was going to call me next, so she killed two birds with one stone!" I rolled my eyes and waved my hand so he would continue. "She wants us to meet her down at Port Angeles Mall."

"What!? Em, you know I hate to go shopping!" I screeched.

"Calm down sweet cheeks she ran into someone she wants us to meet. So go get yourself ready, oh and she said to wear an Alice approved outfit."

I growled and slipped out of my shorts and threw them back into the dresser. I pulled out a ridiculous set of underwear and bra set, knowing Alice meant everything on my body had to be Alice approved. I walked into my closet and pulled out one of the many bags of clothes Alice had bought me last week and dumped it out onto my bed. I pulled out a pair of jean shorts and a plain blue tank. I put my bra on without taking my tank top off (Like us women can do so well, without showing a damn thing!) and started to take off my shirt.

I noticed the guys were both quiet the entire time.

I looked up and they were both staring at me. "What?" I asked.

"Nothing." Edward said.

"Bella, you act like we're not in the room. You've never even gotten dressed in front of me before." Emmett said.

I rolled my eyes. "It's not like you both haven't seen me naked before." they looked at me like I had two heads. "Fine, I'll get dressed in the bathroom." I picked up the my outfit and the matching boy shorts and walked into the bathroom.

I got dressed, washed my face, brushed my hair and my teeth and put on a little bit of eye makeup and lip gloss to keep Tinkerbell happy. I pulled my hair up in a messy bun to keep it off of my neck. When I walked out of the room it was empty. I grabbed my phone and flip flops and headed down stairs.

Edward and Emmett were in the kitchen eating pancakes. My mom was putting a few more on a plate and turned to face me. "Perfect timing Bella, I hope you're hungry." I nodded and took the plate and ate in silence. My mom kissed my forehead and then began to clean up the kitchen.

"Where's my dad?" Edward asked.

"He got called into work this morning." She said sadly. I hope she realizes this is what happens when you marry a doctor. "Bella, I have to go into the hospital today at 1. I probably won't see you till tomorrow. Would you like some money for supper, or can you make something for you and Edward?"

"I don't care, let him choose." I said in between bites.

"Pizza sounds good. That way Bella doesn't have to cook anything." My mom nodded her head and pulled some money out of her purse.

"This should be enough to feed you two, plus I assume Emmett and Alice will be here." I put the money in my back pocket.

"Thanks mom."

"Yeah, thanks Soon to be Mrs. C." Emmett said smiling big at my mom. Always the suck up. "You ready Bells? Alice will kill us if we're late." I nodded and kissed my mom goodbye. When we got outside I noticed Edward was following us.

"Um, Em?" I asked quietly nodding my heard towards Edward.

He shrugged. "Alice said to bring him." he answered quietly.

I got into the backseat, something I haven't done in years. The drive to Port Angeles was quiet, well it was on my end. Emmett and Edward never shut up, mainly Emmett. Emmett parked at the food court entrance and we all walked in. Alice was sitting at one of the tables holding a starbucks cup. But she wasn't alone. Two beautiful blondes were sitting at the table. I swear the could be models. I have never seen them before, but it was obvious that they were brother and sister.

"Hey guys!" Alice said jumping up out of her seat. "I want you to meet Jasper and Rosalie Hale. They are new this year!"

Emmett went strait for Rosalie, kissing the back of her hand. She smiled and he winked. Her eyes went dark as they raked over his body. Shit, I just lost my fuck buddy.

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