Hey Internet! Guess what? My mom thinks I'm evil because I spend more time on here than I do in the real world. Silly mom, you obviously don't leave the house that much. Hikikomori swag.

Just another day at school really, Arthur sat in class watching the teacher teach whatever she was teaching. And then the bell went off for class change. A couple girls were talking to him, then a couple more joined in. He did his usual "better than everyone" thing when he saw Amelia down the hall talking to Kiki. He raised his hand to wave at her but a teacher started talking to the pair so they didn't see him. Arthur looked at the girls trying to talk with him. He's never had trouble with women before? From birth up until now he's been surrounded by admirers? Why does a shut in with super human strength interest him so much?

These girls… this whole scene… it isn't fun anymore.

Once again a girl was confessing to him, nly she followed him home and left him locker notes and was generally annoying. Finally he agreed to meet her behind the school at lunch. "Just give me one reason why we can't be together!?" She called. He glared at her, "I an give you ten." "I only asked for one!" Arthur was planning to just give her one of the many reasons he didn't like her but then he noticed a nerdy girl hiding behind a wall watching them. Yes she was cute, but that wasn't enough to prompt him to continue on with "One reason?" He approached her and slung his arm around her, "Because this girl is my girlfriend."

Why did he do that? He was back in class now, ignoring everything, including Francis. He sighed, thinking about how since he spoke with Amelia he'd tried to be nicer to the poor blonde. He continued to think about how he had been spending time with Amelia a lot lately. She was really pretty but her weird personality almost cancelled that out. Why did he take an interest in her? She was so complicated. She's a virgin, a shut in, a Disney princess lunatic, and kind of stupid.

"Do you want to meet him?"

"You know him!? I went to his class earlier but couldn't see him over all the girls circling him."

"Do you want to date the prince guy?"

Just like all the other girls he was sure, "well I was thinking about how cool that would be and then I decided against it."

"Why's that?"

"Because," and then she smiled at him and suddenly she looked different to him, but her face was the same, what was this, "people should be recognized for who they are. We're more than what the social pyramid allows us to show. Not to say his prince status isn't really cool, I mean I'd settle for being able to draw him."

Arthur smiled to himself in class, she's such a nerd and really is dumb but she has a good heart. He could definitely admire that. Wait… since when had he started liking a girl for her personality? Since when had he started liking a girl? Yeah he said he wanted to date her a bunch of times but that didn't mean anything. When did he start feeling like he could be himself around someone? Usually he doesn't like Disney but when she talks about it he could go on the topic for hours. He even went back and watched a couple of those movies late at night at his house. He didn't even mind that she wanted to just be his friend. Being friends with her gave him this weird feeling of extreme happiness.

He stood up at the realization, "OH MY GOD!?"

"A-Arthur," the teacher stuttered.

He looked at the students around him, they had no idea why he was standing up and yelling, he was like, "I got a text! It's an emergency!"

Then he ran out of the room and down the hall. He left everyone in the room like "what the hell just happened." He ran down the hall blushing like a lunatic.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! ARTIE YOU'RE SO CRAZY! YOU- YOU ACTUALLY CALLED ME A COMMONER! HOW POMPOUS CAN YOU BE!?"

Stop it… stop it…

"LET'S WATCH DISNEY MOVIES! DON'T WORY ARTHUR, WE'LL START WITH THE GENDER NEUTRAL ONES!"

It was then Arthur realized he had actually mentally recorded every word she had ever said to him… of shit…

"It's my dream to be a head animator and storyteller for Disney."

The next thing Arthur knew he was standing outside of Amelia's classroom. He had to tell her how she made his heart want to burst in his chest and that whenever he saw her it was like she moved in slow motion and suddenly there was music playing. He wanted to not be sha la la la my oh my look like the boy to shy. He wanted to kiss the girl. He turned around and faced the wall, extending his hand, a montage of Disney kisses running through his head.

He pulled the fire alarm and made a run for it down the hall way. He hid around the corner and waited for Amelia to exit the classroom before "accidentally" bumping into her. She left the classroom and started walking, screaming to Kiki about how cool it would be if the school burned down. Arthur took a step foreword but bumped into an invisible force.

"Oh sorry Matthew."

"Dude, step off."

"I said I was sorry!"

He was missing his chance to bump into Amelia and then spill his guts out about how much he loved her. Oh crap… he loves her. Like love love. More than a friend!?

"Hi guys! Let's go watch the school burn down outside," Amelia smiled patting Matthew on the back.

Kiki held out her camera, "May we never return to this institution again."

Amelia smiled as her friends trailed behind her. Arthur stared at her, she was so magnificent. Man… he would date her so hard. Hallah. He took a deep breath as they exited the building.

"Amelia!"

"What's up Arthur?"

Suddenly he noticed Matthew was being held captive by Kiki who held her camera out to take a picture. She knew. Oh god she knew. He blushed like crazy and faced Amelia again. The next thing he knew he was down on one knee and screaming.

"AMELIA WILL YOU MARRY ME!?"

Amelia's eyes went wide like "WTF" and Arthur made a similar face. Did he really just go that far? He just wanted to tell her how he felt and… well this kinda is how he feels… but it's too soon for him to say that to her. Even he knew that.

Matthew screamed, "ARTHUR WHAT THE FUC-"

Kiki slammed her hand back over Matthew's mouth, "insult a man's ship, it be worse than insulting his mother."

He managed to remove her hand, "STOP TALKING IN MEMES!"

The next thing Arthur saw was Amelia twitching and turning to stone. And then he passed out, too much blood rushing to his head.