-the doors of the mall are sealed shut, and the lights are turned dim. Susin and Lucky are locked in.-

[Susin] HEEELLP! WE'RE STUCK IN THE MALL!

[Lucky] Hey, I guess this means we own all this stuff, right?

[Susin] I love your twisted little mind. Where do they keep those over-the-top-expensive shoes that Lady Gaga wears?

[Lucky] -grabs speaker phone- BEHOLD, WE ARE COMMANDEERING THIS ESTABOLISHMENT!

-no answer-

[Lucky] See? They haven't a problem with it.

[Susin] OHMYGOSH!

[Lucky] OH NO! WHAT'S WRONG?

[Susin] Nothing. It's just so beautiful!

[Lucky] What... is ... that...?

[Susin] A Casphian fluff pillow! -snuggles-

[Lucky] You're weird, sir.

-Casphian's horse breaks through the window of the mall, and stopped suddenly.-

Casphian, of course, went flying.

[Casphian] I'm here to save you! -crash-

[Lucky] They sent a man in a full body cast to rescue two damsels in distress?

[Susin] -hides the pillow she was kissing-

[Casphian] Can you help me up? I can't feel my legs.

[Lucky] Look out, Comin through!

-Lucky comes through with an over sized forklift-

[Susin] Don't worry deary! You've rescued us!

[Casphian] You sure you didn't need that horn?

[Susin] Actually... that thing never worked anyways. It was a scam :P Hahah, pretty funny, huh?

[Casphian] ... Dr. Corn told me that three hundred dwarves's lives were cut short due to him trying to obtain your magic horn.

[Susin] ... *gigglesnort* HAHAHAHA! THAT'S THE BEST JOKE I'VE EVER PLAYED!

[Casphian] heh hehe hehahaHAHAHA!

[Lucky] OKAY now. Lemme through. Casphian, I suggest you stand still. Or, in your case, lie still.

-Lucky uses the forklift to, well, lift Casphian who is still covered in casts-

[Casphian] You are a good friend, Lucky.

[Lucky] -biggrin-

[Susin] Show off .

[Lucky] ...loser.

-the duel between Pete and Mirazin continues-

[Mirazin] Hey, wanna take a break?

[Pete] The duel hasn't even started. I popped a shoulder, remember?

[Mirazin] Oh, right. How'd that happen?

[Pete] after spider man and the bear hit me, a Griffin that was flying under the influence-crashed into me making me crash into a boulder.

[Mirazin] Today isn't your day, huh?

[Pete] No. Wanna be friends?

[Mirazin] Erm, well...

-face brightens up, as a dark corner of his life was painted a Cheery Blue color-

[Mirazin] Nobody's ever wanted to be my friend...

[Pete] Maybe that's cuz you smell like you haven't showered in 3 years.

[Mirazin] You GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT? -swings sword-

-Pete Dodges, crashing Edmuncher who was eating a boulder-Edmuncher starts spurting out chunks of boulder into the telmarine army, hitting Mirazin in the head. He's out cold-

[Soapespian] TREACHERY!

[Pete] Edmuncher, look what you've done!

[Edmuncher] Pete, look where you're going! .

THUS, THE GREAT BATTLE BEGINS!

[Doveyhunter] Meet my LEETLE FREND! -pops out claws-

-half the tellamarine army bunches to the river, fleeing in scared-ness-

[Tree 1] Hey, look at this!

[Tree 2] Well hello, lord Terriminionferiglith, Son of Ferrofil o' lithtomon! Hnad me some popcorn? -both watch the spectacle-

[Reepicheeper] NIBBLE SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUAK!

[Tellamarine 1] Hey, look! It looks like Matilda, my pet rat! HAHAH!

[Reepicheeper] -serious, man-voice- Hi. I have a sword.

[Tellamarine 1] HE TALKS! AND HE HAS A SWORD!

-other half of the Tellamarine army flees-

[Gazelle] We all have swords, you idiots!

[Tellamarine 1] BUT ARE WE 1 1/2 FEET TALL?

[Gazelle] -dead stare-

[Tellarmine 2] I think we should stand up for what we believe in, and FIGHT FOR WHAT IS OURS!

-tellamarine 2 charges towards reepicheeper-

[Reepicheeper] -FWIPE!-

-kerplop-

-tellamarine 2 goes down in history as the one dumb tellamarine that fought a talking mouse-

[Tellamarine 3] All in favor of following that guy?

-no hands are raised-

[Tellamarine army] AUGGGH! -jumps into the river-

[River God] Good morning, Bertha.

[River Goddess (Bertha)] Hey, look! Fast food!

[River God] And it's free! Rad!

-river gods feast on Tellamarines-

-Lucky stands on the other side with her dagger pulled, posing-

[Lucky] I somehow had direct influence on destroying the Tellamarine army.

[Pete] We won!

[Soapespian] Think again.

[Gazelle] Well, techincally, they still have an army and we don't.

[Soapespian] (whisper) we can't just surrender! what will mirazin say?

[Gazelle] I don't think we'll worry about Mirazin any longer.

-camera shows Doveyhunter licking his fingers, standing next to a meatless skeleton-

[Asham] You have all proved yourself worthy.

[Pete] Where you been? We could've used your help.

-Edmuncher balances Casphian up against a pillar-

[Susin] We even searched for you.

[Lucky] We purchased your merchandise! -squeezes toy asham- SQUEAK!

[Asham] Well, umm... I tried my best.

[Susin] what went wrong?

[Asham] I was stuck in that darn L.A. traffic. Californians...

[Pete] -kneels-

[Asham] There is no need to kneel to me.

[Pete] I'm tying my shoe...

[Asham] KNEEL, FOOLS! BEFORE I EATCHA!

lucky, susin, and edmuncher kneel.

Casphian pushes himself flat face in the sand.

[Asham] What... happened to Casphian? He was supposed to be the hero today.

[Casphian] RRRVrrfluggoshplortz.

[Asham] I can't understand a word you say.

[Casphian] RRRRouwwhmmsplot.

[Pete] -leans Casphian up-

[Casphian] -spits of dirt- I said, 'Ouch.'

[Asham] How did this happen?

[Doveyhunter] -blushes- I'm so happy you admire my work, sire. I-

-Asham turns Doveyhunter to stone-

[Gazelle] That's a little harsh, don't you think?

[Asham] I'm not a tame lion. Now, Kids. You'll want to go home, right?

[Susin] Wait a minute!

[Lucky] Yeah, wait for us.

-1 hour later-

[Lucky] Sorry about that. We had a bunch of stuff bagged up at the mall that Casphian couldn't carry.

-Casphian shows bruises of the horrifying weight of all the stuff they bought-

[Asham] ok. on the count of 3, say it with me.

'There's no place like Home'

and click your flip-flops.

[Lucky] -does a Flip, then a Flop for the heck of it-

[All] There's no place like home.

-click-

PPPOOOOFFFFF!

[Lucky] This doesn't look like home.

[Asham] Darn GPS. Hehe. I always have ti set for the gas station. Slow memory, lots of things to remember. They got good stuff here, though.

[Lucky] Oooh, these sandwiches look good! Anybody want one?

-all raise hands-

[Lucky] ...I'm not paying for them...

[Susin] Cancel my order.

-Asham disappears-

[Asham] -voice only- You must now say as follows. there's no place like home.

-all say-

The Pevensies are now back in the train station from whence they came.

[Geeky Kid] OH THANK GOODNESS!

[Susin] Oh. Hello.

[Geeky Kid] I have longed for you!

[Susin] Can't say the same. What's your name again?

-man walks by-

[Lucky] Hey, i didn't steal that guy's wallet! I think I've changed!

[Geeky Kid] Despite your family's track record. I must have you as my bride!

[Susin] Are you related to a guy named Casphian?

-Started out as a feelin'...

[Geeky Kid] I am whatever you wish me to be.

[Susin] You're amazing.

[Pete] I think I got scammed.

[Lucky] Whaddayamean?

[Pete] I was hardly even in the story. I barely got paid.

[Edmund] I was hardly in the story... I'm a millionaire.

[Lucky] Sounds like the director read 'Scams on Dummies'

[Pete] HEY!

This story is over. But, it is only the beginning of the adventure. Lunch comes next.

LUNCH!

-Narnia_fan12- -Cyclops- -Narnian1995- - different names, same author. I hope you enjoyed my fanfic! (you better've. I worked forever on this thing! o.O)