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FIVE MORE SHORT GRAYBLES! *WOOT WOOT*
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Basically, you read the five short stories, known as graybles, and try to guess the theme of all five short stories at the end. The five stories connect with each other and the theme somehow. It's that simple! *wink*
All copyrights go to Nintendo and such, now let us begin the story…
Five More Short Graybles
You float weightlessly in a pitch black entity. You then see a huge white glowing hand floating towards you once again…
"Ah, there you are! I was wondering when you were going to come back… Well anyway, you must be here to learn more about the five more short graybles, yes?"
You eagerly nod your head.
"That is simply smashing!" The hand heartily laughs, "In case you forgot or something, I am what they call 'Master Hand', the previous owner of Smash Mansion. Now, here is the dimensional prism which will tell you the tales of the 'old days' from before that… horrid day…" Master Hand shudders.
You see Master Hand hold a glowing pyramid figure in his palm. The only difference from last time was that the pyramid was glowing a light shade of pink instead of light blue. On each side of the pyramid, you see a different face representing the graybles.
"I still get the chills whenever I am reminded of that dreadful past… Oh, what am I doing!? I want you to feel happy when you hear about the five more graybles. I am terribly sorry for getting all gloomy. Maybe someday, I will tell you what happened on that crucial moment and what has currently become of the mansion… But first, let us get on with the graybles, alrighty? As usual, your job as the viewer is to try to figure out the hidden theme of the five short stories known as graybles. There are hidden clues and hints to the theme in each story. All five short stories connect to each other and the theme somehow. It's that simple!"
*SNAP* Master Hand snaps his fingers and the prism begins to glow brighter. The pink prism opens and engulfs you with light.
"I wish you ever good luck on your journey! Today is Kirby's birthday! Now… let the graybles commence."
~Grayble One~
"Hurry up Samus! We still have to set up Kirby's party!" Peach pounded on her door. "Zelda is having a mental break down and we only have less than 2 hours to set up the decorations!"
"Just a sec!" (Zero-Suit) Samus stared at her own reflection.
Samus has been stressing ever since Purple Toon called her too skinny. Pikachu kept checking on her from time to time, but he always found her staring at herself in the mirror for endless hours. She's been trying to gain weight but she hasn't gained one little ounce.
Samus miserably looked at herself as she devoured her 5th Mc Donald's big mac.
Curse my dangerously high metabolism… Samus thought darkly. These burgers impale a greasy feeling stuck to my teeth and I am still way too skinny.
She looked up ways to gain weight online, and one of the methods told her to sing, "Mc Donald's! Mc Donald's! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut!"
She heard that singing that song would make you crave more calorie rich foods, so she got the song stuck to her head. However, hearing that song only made her want to hurl.
Samus sickly groaned the song over and over again.
"I hate my life."
~Grayble Two~
"Jig-a-lee Puff, Jiggle-leeeeeee puff…"
Jigglypuff sang in front of her practice-audience. She was going to sing a song for Kirby at his birthday party. When she opened her eyes after she sang her last graceful note, she found that her practice-audience fell asleep. Jigglypuff's eyes began to water as she took out her permanent marker shaped like a microphone.
So you think my music is boring, huh?
Jigglypuff scratched the marker upon each of the sleeping smasher's faces. She drew a curly moustache on Yoshi, colored Diddy Kong's teeth black, and smeared ink all over Olimar's helmet.
Jigglypuff huffed with rage as she saw Meta Knight pass by.
"Meta Knight!" She quickly floated next to him.
Meta Knight blushed behind his mask as Jigglypuff bounced around him. Lucario and Meta Knight spent so much time together that Lucario taught him how to understand the pokemon language.
"Yes, Jiggly?"
"Can you please help me? I need more people to practice on!"
Meta Knight stared at the un-moving smashers, "Uhh… sure."
Jigglypuff squeaked with delight and started singing her angelic birthday song, "Jig-a-lee puff…"
Meta Knight felt her beautiful words lull into his ears. Her music is so savory… Meta Knight silently noted, It almost wants me to go to… sleep.
Meta Knight closed his eyes as Jigglypuff slowly ended her song. When Jigglypuff saw Meta Knight still standing, she jiggled with joy.
"Did you like it? Wasn't it amazing?" she puffed.
No response.
"I guess my songs have that effect on people!" She giggled.
Jigglypuff skipped past Meta Knight as she heard amazing lyrics come out from Samus's door.
What was that beautiful sound? She wondered as she pressed her head against Samus's door.
~0~
A Few Moments Later…Meta Knight finally fell to the ground and made a huge snore that woke up the other sleeping smashers, "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…"
~Grayble Three~
"You need to stall Kirby while we get the decorations ready!" Zelda screamed at the hedgehog.
"Okay, but how?" Sonic questioned.
"I don't know, but just make sure he doesn't come outside!"
"Where is he now?"
Zelda transforms into Sheik, "I'LL KILL YOU!"
Sonic's eyes went round and he raced inside the mansion to find Kirby. He ran through out the mansion and found Kirby sitting in the dining room eating some ice cream. Sonic quickly sat next to him and watched him eat.
"Poyo?" Kirby licked his ice cream.
"Hi Kirby!" Sonic smiled.
"Hi." Kirby stood up from his seat and sat farther away from Sonic.
Sonic rushed out of his seat and sat next to Kirby. Kirby tried to move farther away, but Sonic kept following him. Kirby kept moving into the next seat, until he reached the end of the table.
"Poyo!" Kirby glared at Sonic.
"I just want to make sure you're safe and sound…" Sonic stood up from his seat and binded Kirby to his chair with metal chains. "I just don't want you to get hurt. Now don't you feel safe and sound?" Sonic gave him his widest smile.
Kirby knew something was going on. Kirby sucked in his gut and slipped out of the chair. Kirby tried running out of the dining room, but Sonic blocked him.
"Where do you think you're going Kirby?" Sonic stared down at him. "You're not going outside are you?"
Outside? Kirby thought. There's something outside.
"Poyo!" Kirby nodded his head and started running toward the door.
Sonic quickly blocked Kirby's exit. Kirby anticipated this. He quickly swallowed Sonic, stole his ability, and sped off to nearest exit at the speed of sound.
"Oh no you don't!" Sonic yelled as he chased him in pursuit.
Sonic and Kirby zoomed around the mansion. If you were to look at the mansion from a bird's eye view, Sonic and Kirby looked like two little blue cannon balls bouncing off of each wall like a pin ball game. Sonic couldn't keep chasing him forever. He needed someway to slow him down…
That's it! Sonic thought to himself.
"HI!" Sonic yelled at the top of his lungs, "Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi-"
Kirby couldn't resist the urge… "HI!"
Kirby's hat plopped off his head and he finally slowed down. Sonic tackled him to the ground, gasping for air.
"It's so… hard… to yell… while running!" He gasped.
Kirby squirmed on the ground in Sonic's iron grip.
Sonic felt bad for Kirby. If he didn't chase him, he wouldn't want to go outside so bad. There was only one think Sonic could think of…
"Hey, Kirby." Sonic helped Kirby off of the ground.
"Poyo?" Kirby looked confused.
"It's a little bitter at first, but have you ever had coffee?"
~Grayble Four~
Ganondorf was in the kitchen pounding cake batter with his fists. His 'Kiss the Cook' apron glistened as he stirred the mix into the bowl. Ganondorf Sparta kicked the refrigerator door open and made six grade A eggs float toward him. He cracked the eggs open and stirred it into the bowl. When he finished stirring he took his wooden spoon and licked off some of the dough.
"Hmm…" Ganondorf stroked his beard, "It doesn't taste quite right…"
Mario took the spoon and licked off the dough, "It needs some-a kick."
Captain Falcon ran into the kitchen and kicked the cooking bowl, "FALCON KICK!"
Ganondorf stirred the mix again and tasted it, "It still doesn't taste quite right."
Mario took the spoon again and licked off the dough, "I think it needs some-a punch."
Captain Falcon charged his fist with fire… "FALCON PAUWNCH!"
Ganondorf mixed the bowl again, "It's missing something…"
~0~
Bowser hopped up and down the hallway with Mr. Saturn. Bowser loved Mr. Saturn. Bowser set Mr. Saturn onto the ground and poked its small little nose. *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE*
"MY PRECIOUS…" He hissed.
Suddenly, two little blurs zoomed around the corner and kicked Mr. Saturn into the kitchen…
"YAHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"POYO!"
Bowser watched in horror as Mr. Saturn landed into Ganondorf's cooking bowl. Ganondorf mixed the bowl and grinded Mr. Saturn to bits…
"Bowser… I love you…" Mr. Saturn dissolved into the mix.
Bowser fell to his knees and made an ear-splitting roar, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!"
~0~
Ganondorf mixed the cake dough and tasted it once again. "This tastes so… sweet."
Mario took the spoon and licked off the dough, "It's as if… a bunch of baby angels are dancing on my taste buds."
"YES!"
~Grayble Five~
"The decorations are all set." Peach marveled at her work. "We need everyone to come outside!"
The smashers got ready for Kirby's surprise birthday party and waited for Sonic to round Kirby back outside. Two blurs charged through the door and everyone yelled, "SURPRISE!"
Kirby crashed to the ground and was overwhelmed by all the commotion, "Coffee?"
"Happy Birthday, Kirby!"
The smashers lifted Kirby into the air and set him onto his birthday throne. Ganondorf and Mario brought out a 50 ft. birthday cake from the kitchen. Jigglypuff hopped onto the flower garden stage and readied her microphone.
Lucas ran up to Kirby and gave him his birthday present. "So how old are you Kirby?"
"Kirby!" Kirby raised his stub-like arm.
"One?" Lucas questioned.
King Dedede handed Kirby his present, "Kirby is one thousand years old."
"WHAT?"
"Well he is a star warrior. Do you even know how old Meta Knight is?"
Samus finally came out of the bathroom and wished Kirby a happy birthday. Peach and Zelda attacked her and nagged her for not helping with the decorations.
Bowser was still in despair when he heard a little voice call out to him, "Bowser…"
Bowser jumped back in shock as he heard Mr. Saturn call out to him.
"I will always be with you, well actually I'll be inside everyone. I'm a part of the cake. Eat me and we will be together forever! Or at least for six more hours…"
"MY PRECIOUS!" Bowser repeatedly stabbed the cake with his claw. *POKE* POKE* *POKE* *POKE* POKE*
Jigglypuff turned on her microphone and did a little vocal warm-up. "Jiggly, Jig Jig puff."
Everything is Pitch Perfect! Jigglypuff said to herself.
All the smashers stared in horror as Jigglypuff got ready to sing.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Diddy Kong screeched.
Olimar tried to run, but he couldn't see anything since his helmet was smeared with ink. To add to the confusion, he bumped into many panicking smashers. They were all too late. Jigglypuff's words reached their ears… "MC DONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT!"
Samus sang and heard that disgusting song so many times that her face turned a sickly green and she barfed all over the garden. After seeing the sight of barf, Lucas vomited all over the ground.
Donkey Kong was taught 'Monkey-See Monkey-Do'. So he hurled too.
Sonic barfed from having way too much coffee. Kirby did too, but he vomited an endless rainbow.
"I SAW THE SIGN! IT OPENED UP MY EYES, I SAW THE SIGN-"Jigglypuff barfed on top of everyone. Her vomit shot out like a rocket and impaled everyone.
"Nana!" Popo was knocked onto the ground by Jiggly's barf and was reaching for her hand.
"Popo!" Nana also fell to the ground and grabbed his hand. Together, they vomited in sync on each other's faces.
Olimar slipped on random vomit. The ink on his helmet finally cleared up and he saw that he was covered in barf. Olimar sheepishly grinned as he moved his legs and arms up and down to make a vomit-like snow angel.
Pit slipped onto the ground so hard that he was knocked out cold. Mario, Luigi, Ness, Red, Link, Wario, Diddy Kong, and both of the Toons hurled in their hats. Marth was so grossed out that he fainted. Bowser jumped inside the cake to shield himself from the incoming blasts of vomit.
Snake hid in his card board box, but he also barfed. Fox, Falco, and Wolf used their reflectors to reflect the airborne vomit.
"Happy birthday Kirby- Oh…" Master Hand slowly floated back into the mansion, "Well, that left a sour taste in my mouth... and the garden smelled simply putrid…"
(+(+(+(+)+)+)+)
You somehow return to the pitch black entity and you see Master Hand waiting for you to return.
"Ahem, that sure was a very unique way to have a birthday party, heh heh" Master Hand laughs nervously, "Well I am so glad that we were both able to figure out the theme… WHAT!? You haven't figured out the theme yet?"
You shake your head.
"Oh… well… You see… the theme was, uhhhhh… UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER! XD"
There actually is a theme to the Five More Short Graybles! The part where Jigglypuff sings then barfs is from Pitch Perfect. XD
CONTEST: Try to guess the theme of the graybles. If you have multiple guesses on the theme, post them all in your review. One of them is bound to be correct. REVIEW EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA what the theme is. (Especially Old Justice…) There's no harm in guessing! Don't be a butt, GUESS!
If you manage to somehow guess the correct theme, I will personally write a whole skit dedicated to you! Plus, the whole internet will know that won the contest! I guess that I will allow multiple winners. So if more than one person gets it right, they all get a prize.
Guests are allowed to participate too! You all have a 2 week period to guess the correct theme.
REMEMBER: There are hidden clues/hints in each grayble about the theme. The five short graybles also CONNECT with each other and the THEME somehow.
This has been a sequel to Five Short Graybles, which was inspired by Adventure Time with Finn & Jake. The answer will be revealed in the next chapter! XD