Night had fallen, and Chi-Chi was sitting on the couch watching a movie while Goku tucked in Gohan. Master Roshi was on the couch next to her, pretending to be asleep. She wasn't paying him any attention, until suddenly, his head slumped forward, his face falling right into her breasts!
Chi-Chi screamed, and began pummeling him with both fists, causing Master Roshi to yell in protest, trying vainly to block her assault.
"You dirty old pervert!" Chi-Chi screamed.
Goku came running into the room, followed by a curious Vegeta, Krillin, and Bulma. When he saw the situation, he lifted his mate up by the waist, pulling her off of his mentor.
"Chi-Chi, calm down... what happened?"
"Goku, that... filthy old man made a pass!" Chi-Chi huffed, still struggling in his grip.
"Huh?" Goku asked, confused.
"He dropped his face into my breasts!"
Master Roshi shank back as Goku glared at him.
"Master Roshi?"
"I was sleeping, Goku! I'm highly offended you would think anything else!"
"Oh, I'm sorry... See, Chi-Chi? It was an accident; he was asleep."
Chi-Chi screeched, punching Goku in the chest this time."How can you believe someone who tried to defile your wife?"
"Honey-"
Chi-Chi ignores him, and starts back towards Master Roshi again. However, Goku grabs her and puts her over his shoulder, carrying her upstairs.
Chi-Chi yells behind her over Goku's shoulder. "If you ever do something like that again, Goku won't be able to save you, you dirty old man!"
Later that night, Vegeta was staring out into the black nothingness of the water, just staring. He looks antsy, as if he is about to pop out of his skin. Goku walks up behind him silently, but Vegeta still senses his presence.
"What do you want, Kakorat?"
"Everyone's asleep."
"Did you come out here just to give me that brilliant report?"
"No... I was thinking, since everyone is asleep... maybe the two of us could do a little scouting mission."
"Scouting, you say? What did you have in mind, Kakorat?" Vegeta asked, his interest now perked.
Goku shrugged. "Nothing big. Just sort of an assessment of the situation. And, I know it's against your nature, Vegeta, but... we need to be inconspicuous."
"In other words, Kakorat, no fighting." He said flatly.
"Not necessarily. Just don't cause a stir, all right? We don't need to alert them to our presence before it's time."
"Well, I'm impressed, Kakorat. You are beginning to understand the concept of the cat and the mouse."
"Are you coming or not?" Goku asked, aggravated.
"Most certainly. Just remember that they are the mice, Kakorat."
Goku smirked, following Vegeta into the shadows...
It wasn't a long flight to Wheelo's base, and Vegeta and Goku waited on the outside, judging what he had.
"Are you waiting for an engraved invitation? Fly up there you pansy!" Vegeta said arrogantly.
"Shut up! You're going to get us caught." Goku hissed.
"If your plan was to just sit outside this fence, you are wasting time, Kakorat. Personally, I think your warrior skills are either highly overrated, or that woman of yours has made you soft." Vegeta smirked.
Goku growled, grabbing Vegeta by the throat.
"This I do not need right now! We are going to fly up there, yes. But, we have to find a good landing spot so we don't get caught, so that we can check things out."
Goku's eyes lit up, finally seeing how he can get Vegeta aggravated enough to follow what he wants to do.
"Doesn't the mighty Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, know about a fact finding mission? What you do before battle?" Goku patronized.
Vegeta growled, clenching his fists. "I know more about "missions" than you ever will, you low-class Saiyan dog."
"Then, come on!" Goku whispered cheerfully... Goku flies up, and is followed quickly by Vegeta...