"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the All Stars," Chris says as a shot of the entire island is shown. "Our campers had a little bit of a late night outing, in which they were tasked to find a mutated raccoon! Shawn and Izzy got lucky finding theirs in the middle of a very awkward heart to heart, but unfortunately, Izzy's was not mutated, so she lost the game for her Tough Toads, but won herself a one-way ticket for a cannon ride! Four down, still many, many more to go! Who will emerge in this season? Find out here on Total! Drama! Revenge of the All Stars!"
*THEME SONG*
We join our campers on the Sharp Sharks team, who got to sleep in because of the late night challenge a few nights ago. All sleep in but Gwen, who woke up hours ago. "How am I supposed to sleep?" she asks herself quietly. "I finally have another date with Trent!"
"If you survive another challenge," Shawn whispers walking in.
"No worries, I always survive far on this stupid show! But… what if he doesn't?" she asks.
"I'm messing with you, don't worry about it. Do your best in the challenge, then have fun afterwards." Shawn says.
"Okay, I'll try. Thanks Shawn for helping me out again!"
***Confessional***
Gwen: Shawn is too sweet for helping out with Trent! I really hope things go well!
Shawn: I'm just trying to keep my team positive here, who knows when the apocalypse will strike. All I know is that it's better to be in a team when it does!
***End Confessional***
"Yes, thanks Shawn. You too, Gwen, for being so loud!" Dave barks trying to sleep.
"Oh, sorry!" Gwen accidently says loudly, waking Courtney too.
"Seriously, can it!" Courtney says throwing a rock in her sleep. Shawn grabs Gwen and helps her avoid it.
"Maybe we should talk outside," Shawn says.
"Good idea." Gwen agrees.
Meanwhile, the Glamorous Groundhogs are all up and chatting about their next plan. "Okay guys, I'm honestly surprised none of us have gone yet." Heather says. "But we have some sort of freaky winning streak going, and we need to keep it up somehow."
"It's all thanks to Mike and Manitoba!" Zoey says.
"I wouldn't say that, Zoe. I've only had him for a while now!"
"Yeah, that's true. Where's your other personalities, Mike?" Dakota asks.
"Good question. I've tried everything. I can't seem to get any of them to come back."
"Well, what's their cell? I'll try giving them a call." Lindsay recommends.
"Lindsay, we don't have cell phones out here. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that." Heather barks.
"What?" Lindsay asks.
"Well, what were you doing when you got Manitoba back?" Trent asks.
"I was wearing the hat, when I fell over and hit my head on that rock in the mine." Mike answers.
"Maybe the rock has something to do with it, guys." Owen suggests.
"Well duh. I don't see how this is going to help us win more though." Heather says.
"Some of Mike's personalities are really useful, Heather. Don't you remember?" Zoey asks.
"Only one I remember is that Mal! And he better not be coming back!" Heather says.
"Yeah, I remember seeing him on TV. He's no good, man," Trent says.
"Don't worry, guys. I'm pretty sure Mal is gone for good." Mike says.
"Pretty sure isn't going to be good enough. You need to be for sure." Heather says.
"Well, let me call him, and if I get voice mail everything's okay!" Lindsay says.
"Shew, Lindsay…" Dakota says.
"Trust me, guys, I can manage this!" Mike says. Zoey grabs his hand and the two smile.
***Confessional***
Heather: I am never one to admit when something is more evil than me, but Mal was so terrifying… I need to get Mike off this island ASAP.
Mike: Manitoba down, time to start working on my other personalities! Well, the useful ones. Sorry, Chester.
Zoey: I'm going to back Mike, because I'm a good girlfriend!
Owen: *stomach growls* I better get some food before I get smart.
***End Confessional***
"Food. Now." Owen demands.
"Not me this time, I do every time," Trent says.
"I'll go!" Dakota says.
"HURRY." Owen yells.
"Geez, okay." Dakota says. She walks off to find something for her team to eat.
As she leaves, Dave wakes up back in the Sharp Sharks cave. "Oh man…" he says. "I am starving. Geez." He runs out of the cave to find food, waking Leonard.
"Now where might he be off to?" he asks himself. "Better make sure he is not up to some dark magics." He follows Dave out of the cave, leaving just Courtney and Harold, who are sleeping like the dead.
Meanwhile, the Tough Toads are all finally waking up. "What a sleep! I have never slept so good on this show!" Bridgette says.
"Speak for yourself. I've had about as much as I can take with this freaking ground." Scott says.
"Come on, farmer boy, you should be used to it by now!" Duncan says.
"Coach always makes us sleep on the ground! Builds stamina!" Lightning says.
"Stamina for what?" Scott asks.
"Football, duh."
"You realize that makes no sense, right?" Duncan asks.
"Guys, can we please converse for at least five minutes? I'd rather not lose the next challenge please!" Bridgette says.
"Yeah, sure. What's there to say?" Scott asks.
"Y'all need to just sit back and let Lightning do his thing! Sha-Boom!" Lightning says, while kissing his muscles as usual.
"Okay, whenever Protein Bar here is finished, we really do need to stick together. We only have four of us left." Duncan says.
"Protein Bar? Where?" Lightning asks.
***Confessional***
Duncan: I'm not losing another challenge. It's humiliating enough being on such a loser team, but also having the threat of going home lingering over my head is driving me nuts. You know what else is driving me nuts? Courtney. I wonder what she's up to.
Lightning: Was he joking about that protein? Like seriously, Lightning needs some.
***End Confessional***
"Well, what do you all suggest we do?" Scott asks.
"Um, our best?" Bridgette says.
"We're going to need better than that, sweet cheeks." Duncan says.
"Again, let Lightning go in for the touch down!" Lightning declares.
"Or, we could work as a team…" Bridgette says face palming.
"Either way, we cannot afford to lose this next challenge." Scott says.
***Confessional***
Scott: Or can we? Bye bye, Bridgette! She's too much of a nice girl, and if there's anything I've learned from this show, nice people always go too far.
***End Confessional***
"Well, I guess we'll just hope." Bridgette says.
Finally, we join Dave who's running to find food. He sees Dakota with an arm full of berries walking back to her team. Before he can even process a thought, he runs over and takes some and starts eating. "Hey!" Dakota yells. "Those aren't for your team, freak! Back off!"
"I'm sorry, I couldn't find any and I was starving! You did wash these, right?" Dave asks.
"Um, sure." Dakota says confusingly walking off.
"At least I got something." Dave says watching Dakota walk off. His eyes begin to grow, and his heart begins to beat harder.
***Confessional***
Dave: Dakota, was it? Well that girl has just taken my heart! No! *slaps himself* If I'm going to make it far again, I need to focus!
Dakota: Gee, I can't wait 'til I can steal food from that tiny freak!
***End Confessional***
Suddenly, Chris comes over the speakers. "Campers!" he says. "Please report to no other than the totem pole!"
"Always with that totem pole." Scott says.
"It must be his favorite." Bridgette says.
"Let's just get this challenge over with." Duncan says.
The teams meet up with Chris at the totem pole as he explains the next challenge. "Today, the challenge will be a simple one, so that you can rest from all of the other ones!" Chris begins to say. "Behind me you will see what I call Pahkitew Mountain! Your challenge today is to simply climb it! All members of your team must be up there to win! No pulling a Sky anyone!"
"Simple? That thing has to be like 1,000 meters high!" Gwen whines.
"Well, the directions are simple, not so much the challenge." Chris says while laughing.
"It shouldn't be that bad, we got this guys!" Trent encourages.
"Yeah, let's keep up this winning streak!" Heather says. Scott over hears.
"Yeah, a winning streak we need to put to an end." Scott says to Duncan.
"We got this, man." Duncan answers.
***Confessional***
Scott: Keeping Duncan around will grant me a for sure spot later on in the show. People said I changed a lot from seasons four to five. Something about me getting softer and becoming worse at the game? Well I'll assure you, that's not the case.
Duncan: Scott is cool. I need some allies I guess.
***End Confessional***
"Alright campers, are we ready?" Chris asks.
"Well, don't we get breakfast first?" Lindsay asks.
"Funny you should ask; the winner gets an all you can eat breakfast buffet from Don's Biscuit Buddies!" Chris answers.
"WHAT?!" Owen yells as he runs for the mountain.
"Well that's a go!" Chris says. Owens team tries to keep up with him.
"Well, seems like we don't have much worries here!" Mike says.
"Let's just make sure he keeps that motivation." Heather says.
Meanwhile, the Sharp Sharks are getting their slow, but steady start up the mountain. "Come on guys, let's get a move on!" Gwen says.
"This mountain is just so tall and intimidating." Dave says.
"Friends, I shall use a levitating spell if you wish?" Leonard asks.
"Yes, that would be lovely, Leonard." Gwen sarcastically says.
"Finally! A chance to prove myself!" Leonard celebrates.
"Oh come on, we need to concentrate! Don't encourage him, Gwen." Courtney barks.
"I was only joking. No way this guy is serious." Gwen says.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that…" Dave says.
"Once I prove myself to you, my friends, you will have a newly founded respect for me and my powers!" Leonard celebrates once more.
"Guys, the other teams have a huge lead on us. I don't care how, but we need to catch up." Shawn says.
***Confessional***
Gwen: Okay, this Leonard kid can't be serious. No one is that delusional!
Dave: This is my second season with Leonard and that's already way too much.
Courtney: If this wizard doesn't step up his game and stop being so weird, I will make sure he rides in that cannon.
Leonard: I have never made it this far on reality TV before! I'm so happy to be on this team, too. I was picked on a lot growing up, and I feel like I finally found some people to call friends! Now if only I could get this magic to work so I can help them!
***End Confessional***
The Tough Toads are racing up the mountain right behind the Glamorous Groundhogs. "Come on guys, move it!" Lightning yells.
"This should be easy, there's less of us! So less trouble getting everyone across the finish line!" Scott says.
"Good point!" Bridgette says.
"Still, don't slip. I am NOT going back to that camp fire." Duncan threatens. The Sharp Sharks see the Tough Toads just a little bit ahead of them.
"Hey, I have an idea…" Courtney says.
"As long as it's better than standing here, go for it!" Dave says. Courtney falls over and pretends to be hurt.
"Ouch! Someone help me!" Courtney yells.
"COURTNEY!" Scott and Duncan both yell as they run back to help.
"Allow me to use a healing spell!" Leonard says.
"Stop, man. She's tricking the other team!" Shawn whispers.
***Confessional***
Leonard: So the witch uses more of her evil, tricky magics on the other team. Useful, but still. Need to keep an eye on her.
***End Confessional***
"Are you okay?" Scott asks as he arrives at Courtney.
"Why are you over here?" Duncan asks Scott.
"Thanks, boys!" Courtney yells as she gets up and runs past them.
"MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Gwen yells as Courtney's team follows her.
"Guys! Come on let's go!" Bridgette yells.
"Darn! Tricked! Classic Courtney…" Duncan says catching up to his team.
***Confessional***
Scott: What was Duncan doing running towards my Courtney… This could put a big ole damper on my whole alliance idea…
Duncan: Scott better not think that whole thing with Courtney is still going on. She's more than over him… Right?
Lightning: These boys need to keep in mind what I'm doing. Girls are cool, but with a million dollars, you got to fight them off. Sha-Lightning. *creepy awkward wink*
***End Confessional***
As the Sharp Sharks run ahead of the Tough Toads, the Glamorous Groundhogs maintain their lead. "Doing good, guys! Keep it up!" Trent says. Suddenly a rock comes flying out of nowhere that hits Trent in the head and knocks him to the ground. "Ouch, what the heck!" Trent asks as him and his team look up at a shark with legs and hands. He holds up a picture of Scott and points at it.
"Have we seen Scott?" Zoey asks. The shark nods.
"Well, not that you mention…" Heather begins to say.
"No!" Zoey interrupts. "He'll destroy Scott!" The shark gets mad at this and begins to chase the team down the mountain. They run past the other teams.
"What?! Fang?!" Scott says as he hides behind Duncan.
"Dude, back off!" Duncan says pushing him away. Luckily, Fang had already passed by without noticing him.
The Glamorous Groundhogs run further down the mountain. "Guys, this is screwing us over!" Heather barks.
"Trent, give me that rock!" Zoey demands.
"Um, okay?" Trent says willingly giving her the rock.
"Why were you carrying that?" Owen asks.
"I'm not really sure." Trent says. Zoey then reaches over and rips off Mikes shirt and hits him over the head with the rock. He inhales loudly and falls over onto the ground. Fang stops and looks over him, leaning over slowly.
"Aye, what's this tough guy doin'?" Veto asks as he punches Fang yards away and gets up.
"Mother of god… those abs…" Owen says. Lindsay and Heather look at him weirdly. "I mean um, thanks Mike!"
"Mike? Who's that? My name's Veto." Veto answers.
"Doesn't matter! You saved us!" Zoey says hugging him.
"Well, thanks babe, but you seen Anna Marie anywhere?" Veto asks as Zoey glares at him.
***Confessional***
Zoey: Note to self, avoid veto as much as possible.
Heather: Mike is way too unpredictable…
***End Confessional***
Zoey puts Mikes shirt back on and kisses him. He inhales loudly. "Woah, what happened?" he asks.
"Veto happened." Trent says.
"Well, did we win?" Mike asks.
"No, in fact you didn't!" Chris says over the speakers as the team looks up and sees the Sharp Sharks arrive past the finish line while the Tough Toads were already there.
"How did they beat us up here?" Gwen asks.
"Well they are the Tough Toads…" Dave says.
"I can't believe this! Ugh!" Heather barks as she storms off. Trent walks up to Gwen.
"Gwen! We still on for later?" Trent asks.
"Of course!" Gwen says blushing.
"Great, meet you at the dock at sun set." Trent says walking off.
***Confessional***
Gwen: Can you believe it? He forgives me so easily!
Trent: I swore to myself I wouldn't bother with Gwen again, but how can't I? The way she makes me feel is impossible to ignore!
Heather: I notice that Gwen and Trent are heating up again. Dangerous to have relationships between teams. What to do…
***End Confessional***
An hour goes by and we join the Sharp Sharks at their cave. "Hey, what are you up to?" Shawn asks Gwen.
"Getting ready for later with Trent! We're going to watch the sunset before his elimination ceremony!" she answers.
"Oh you finally scored it? Nice! You're positive he isn't a zombie?" Shawn asks.
"What's up with you and zombies?" Gwen asks.
"How long do you have until your date?" Shawn asks.
"About an hour, why?"
"Come with me, I have to show you something." Shawn says leading her out of the cave.
***Confessional***
Shawn: I'm not taking the risk of him being a zombie. I'll show her all about survival skills.
Gwen: Shawn is cool, I wonder what he has to show me. Just have to keep an eye on the time.
***End Confessional***
Meanwhile, Dakota is still on top of the mountain, relaxing and enjoying time to herself. Dave, too is near her, but a little ways down the mountain.
"I could have sworn I dropped it here…" Dave says. "I can't believe I dropped my wallet during that last challenge." He finally notices Dakota watching the sky on the mountain. She looks a little sad. "Why are you up here?" he asks.
"Oh, I, um. Wait, why are you up here?" she asks.
"I dropped my freaking wallet and I can't find it." he answers.
"Is this it?" she asks reaching it up to him.
"Yes! Thanks, oh my gosh I was freaking!" Dave exclaims.
"Yeah, no problem…" she says looking back out to the water.
"What's up with you?" he asks sitting next to her.
"Don't worry about me." she says.
"Listen, if this is about me taking food from you earlier, I'm sorry. I'll make up for it."
"No, it's not that. I just have a lot on my mind and needed to get away from my team. Heather is really annoying and on a rampage right now."
"She seems kind of bossy. Has to be hard being on that team." Dave says.
"Yeah, but we win a lot so it has its perks." she answers.
"You got that right." Dave says. He then looks out to the water with Dakota. "You know, this is pretty relaxing."
"I know. Daddy used to take me up in his helicopter all the time and we'd look out at the sea."
"Wow, that actually sounds pretty nice." Dave says.
"Yeah… but he's busy a lot the older I get so we haven't done that in a while." Dakota says.
"How long?" Dave asks.
"Ten years?" she answers sadly.
"What? You mean you haven't been able to spend time with your dad in ten years?"
"Well I see him, we just don't spend any time together. He buys me things, and that makes me happy. That's how it works." Dakota says.
"If you ask me, he needs to just make a little more time for you." Dave says.
"Yeah, he didn't even help the show pay for my treatment where I was all mutated and stuff."
"What?! That sucks. And surprising that Chris actually paid for so much of it." Dave says.
"True. That stupid mutation ruined so much…" Dakota says looking back out into the water.
"I'd say. That alone sounds nasty."
"No… Promise not to tell anyone?" Dakota asks.
"Promise?" Dave says confusingly.
"My boyfriend, Sam dumped me after my treatment because I was not a cool 'mutant' anymore." Dakota says with a tear in her eye. "We were polar opposites, but he actually made me happy."
"Are you kidding me? He dumped you because you aren't a mutant anymore?" Dave asks.
"Yeah…" Dakota answers.
"If you ask me, the dude needs a serious check up. He missed out, don't let it bother you."
"Do you really think so?" Dakota asks.
"For sure." Dave says. The two just watch out, feeling relaxed.
Meanwhile, Gwen and Shawn are in a tree. "Wow, I didn't know there was so much to know about zombies!" Gwen says.
"For real. It's stuff you need to know. Keep your loved ones safe, it's coming." Shawn says.
"I seriously haven't had this much fun in forever, Shawn! I also haven't been in a tree since I was a kid!" Gwen says laughing.
"Well, get used to it, it's the safest place to be."
"I see!" Gwen says laughing a little.
"And this, this is the best part." Shawn says sitting back and looking up. The sun is setting in the sky.
"Wow. It's beautiful…" Gwen says sitting back on her branch too.
"Like I said, best part." Shawn says. The two sit back and watch the sun set.
During the sunset, we joining Dave and Dakota again. "Woah, watch that!" Dave says.
"I love sunsets! Almost makes staying on this tall mountain worth it!" Dakota says.
"Yeah, for real! This is beautiful!" The two lay back and watch the sun as it sets behind the rolling waters.
As the sun is finishing setting, we join Trent who is waiting on the dock for Gwen, who never showed. He's holding a handful of flowers he found on his way. Nothing special, but good for Pahkitew Island standards. "Gwen…?" he says to himself as he sits on the dock, dropping the flowers into the water and sighing. He looks up and watches the sunset alone, trying to fight back the urge to cry.
Finally, a few minutes pass and we join the Glamorous Groundhogs at their campfire ceremony. "Groundhogs!" Chris says. "Your first ceremony! About time I do say!"
"Let's just get this over with, Chris!" Heather says.
"Fine! Marshmallows for: Trent, Heather, Dakota, Lindsay, and Zoey…" Chris begins to say. "That only leaves Mike and Owen!"
"What! Zoe?" Mike asks.
"Don't look at me!" she says.
***Confessional***
Heather: I voted for Mike. No way I'm taking risk of someone being more evil than me!
***End Confessional***
"Mike…" Chris says as he holds the marshmallow high up.
"Yes…?" he asks.
"I saw Veto today… Pretty strong huh?" Chris says.
"I mean, I guess?" Mike says.
"Then first thing tomorrow, you are a member of the Tough Toads!" Chris says throwing the marshmallow to Mike. "Owen, I'm so sorry buddy, but it's your time to go."
"Well, I had fun none the less!" Owen says.
"Sorry, man." Mike says.
"Not your fault! Don't worry!" Owen replies.
"Bye, big guy! We'll miss you!" Trent says.
"I love you all!" Owen says crying as he runs to the cannon and tries to get in. "Um, Chris. I don't fit." Only about half of his body is in. Chris fires the cannon anyway and sends him flying.
"How about that? Season one winner gone! It's official, anything can happen out here!" Chris says. "What drama is in store for us next? Find out here, on Total! Drama! Revenge of the All Stars!"