AN: Terribly sorry about the delay. I was planning to post this chapter last week but things have been a bit busy. I apologize for the inconvencience. Have a good day every one.

Ice didn't like to show fear. No one should see her worried. She was a vampire and she was her mother's daughter. Nothing should frighten her any more. No one could hurt her here. So why did she keep on having this one nightmare?

Every night she would lay down her head and shadows would lurk around her. Tendrils of darkness would snake around her form. So cold, you weren't supposed to feel pain in dreams, why did it have to hurt so much?

At least that familiar face would always show up. She really did look a lot like a gender swapped version of her dad. Except her eyes were purple, and she was allot bigger. Well, any ways she looked a bit like how her dad used to be.

That familiar face wasn't here now. Ice muffled a scream as the tendrils dug into her flesh. She grabbed the blanket as hard as she could and tried so hard not to cry out. Her eyes flew wide apart and her whole body shook. It was just a dream, no it was just a nightmare, and sooner or later she had to wake up.

She looked back and forth. Nothing familiar. Just her bed, just the shadows, no one to help, and now little bits of her life were flittering through her head. She remembered how amazing her dad seemed to her. Surely he could protect her. She remembered her older sisters and how strong they seemed. Maybe one day she could be like them. Now she was thinking about coming here, and what it meant to her.

The young vampire smiled for a moment before the pain struck again. This time she screamed. This time she woke up.

She was still at Youkai academy. Her cousin was still in the bed next to her. He was still wearing her uniform. Ice took a deep breath and tried to relax. It wasn't easy though. Her sheets were damp, and sticky, and red.

She glanced down at the badly torn fabric.

"Oh no, not again"

Ice got out of bed and started to take off her sheets.

In the morning Kasumi woke up to two surprises. The first was his cousin's dog barking right next to him. The second was that he woke up inside a classroom. He wasn't the only one there either. There was his cousin, and his sister, and some tall girl with purple eyes, and his cousin's dog.

Also there was a teacher there too. She was not very tall, very well endowed, and she had short blonde hair. For the strangest reason her blue eyes would some times flash red. That's odd and kind of scary.

"Good morning every one", announced the cheerful teacher, "You have all been randomly selected to go on a class field trip."

Kasumi blinked, 'Wait, what?'. His mind was still playing catch up as the teacher explained where they'd be going, why they were going into the human world, and important information they'd need to blend in.

"Well, then. Time to head off "

The teacher turned into something made out of living shadow with several red eyes.

"All aboard"

The brown haired boy went bug eyed. His sister who was sitting right behind him leaned forward and whispered an explanation.

"We are going to go inside her".

The explanation didn't help at all. So his purple haired sister decided to just pick him up and throw him into the writhing shadow. He screamed for about a half second and then found himself in the strangest place.

The inside of his teacher was actually pretty nice. It looked a bit like a hotel room. There was a crystal chandelier hanging from the celling. The carpet was tan colored and super soft. The walls were made out of gray stone bricks. Kind of clashed with the lighting.

Kasumi got off the floor and looked around. There was a bed, and a door, and some guy just standing against the wall. Also there was a red telephone on the table. What kind of reception did you get any ways while stuck inside of your teacher?

After a few moments the door opened and every one else came in. His sister, his cousin, the dog, and the tall one all walked in.

"There was a door?"

"Of course there was a door", said Ice.

Every one was looking around when the dude who was there coughed. Well, he started out as a mass of shadows. Then he turned into some hot guy wearing an eye patch and a nice suit. Also some of his hair was in a braid.

"Bonjour"

Every one there exchanged looks. Finally Kasumi walked forward and said, "Um, hi".

"So, Sera's let you all inside her"

Ice blushed. She hadn't exactly thought of it like that. Wow this awkward.

"Its for our class field trip", she explained.

The man raised an eyebrow.

"D'accord"

He then motioned around. "Feel free to make your selves at home."

Every one just sort of stood around. Being stuck inside of your teacher with her familiar isn't a very topical situation. Well, maybe it is. It's also sort of awkward too. What an interesting way to spend your day.

In a far off land across the sea Sera's landed at the airport. She was in the cargo area stuck inside a coffin. Eventually they got around to unloading her after they unloaded the luggage.

"Why is this so heavy?"

"It's a coffin Larry, that means there's a dead body inside it."

"Still its not very big, what does this weigh any way? The bloody thing must weigh at least 30 stone!"

"Shut up and load it up Frank"

Once the coast was clear Seras popped out of her coffin and started carrying it around. Sure she got a few weird looks but it was sort of a necessity. Well maybe it might not have been. Everybody knows that undead habits die-hard.

The friendly neighborhood police girl looked back and forth. It was such a big airport. She hadn't seen so many people out and about since the millennium attacks. Actually those didn't really count as people. So she supposed she'd never seen this many people out and about.

Seras had to plough through several crowds just to the bus stop and then she still had to wait for what felt like hours for a bus to arrive. Traveling is hard. While she be chilling something caught her eye. Well, to be more specific, actually some one caught her eye. They looked like a young girl with long raven black hair. Their grin was disturbingly wide. Grins shouldn't be that wide.

"M-master, aren't you supposed to be in class right now"

"Oh, good to see again Sera's. I suppose that I'm supposed to be lots of things right now. "Dead, in detention, on the moon, and I probably should be out and about killing vampires. Still I decided to take a little vacation in England for the day. You do know how much I love my walks"

Seras nodded slowly. She subconsciously moved towards her master and stayed by him until the bus arrived, and sat by him while they were riding the bus, and was still right by him when they got off the bus.

"Seras, it was so nice to see you. Now if you'll excuse me there's some one very special I need to visit."

And then, he was gone.

Seras Victoria stood there for a moment. Mulling over the nature of her existence, her relationship with her sire, and where it would all go from here. After some deep reflection and contemplation she looked around her. In the distance Seras could see a pub. She decided to go for a walk.

1 hour 15 minutes later

Kasumi ducked as fire shot over their head. He tripped and ate shit while every one else battled around him. Huge chunks of Cobblestone Street and several rubbish bins had already been pulverized by the ensuing melee.

On one side you had the sailor scouts on the other you had a teacher, four kids, and a dog. Also Wonder Woman was unlucky enough to be caught in the middle of all this. Stuff like this is why she hated Mondays.

The two sides were going at it when two new combatants showed up out of nowhere. One was a girl with long raven hair and two huge pistols in her hands. The other was a brunet professor of some kind with a wand in hand.

"Come on, is that all you've got!"

The brunette raised her wand only to have her arm shot off. She fell to her knees and looked up at the vampire with seething rage. Several layers of reality buckled slightly as she held out her uninjured hand. Then out of thin air a sword appeared in it. She got back up to her feet and lunged at the vampire.

"I shot your arm off and you're still trying to kill me. I think I'm in L-"

The sword pierced girly cards heart. Miss granger pushed the blade in deeper just for good measure.

"Sod off!", she roared.

The blade started to glow eerily. Slowly the vampire started to assume their true form. Where once there was a girl there now stood a man. Vlad Tepes towered over Hermione yet she refused to surrender her grip on the blade.

"You do of course realize that a spell like this will contain me for seven years at most. I'm not human, time doesn't even apply to me, I will be back, and then what will you do?"

"Send you back to hell", replied Hermione.

The blade started glowing again and in a flash of light both the sword and the vampire disappeared. Hermione's eyes rolled into the back of her head and she passed the F*** out.

Everything came to a grinding halt. All the sailors froze, all the kids froze, Seras froze, and the dog was still asleep.

Wonder Woman looked around her. She was nearly at her wits end. Super man said this would be like a vacation. Meet the sailor scouts and shake their hands. Smile and wave. You deserve this.

If she deserved this then she must have done something terrible in her previous life. Member of Hitler's inner circle bad, spitting on Jusus while he walked to the cross bad, kicking a kid down a slide while dressed up as Santa Claus bad or even putting peanut butter on your balls so your dog will lick them bad.

She looked to her left. There was a blue haired scout holding a blond haired woman up by her neck. A bit further on she could see a tall brown haired girl who'd been beaten senseless. She turned to the right. No less then four scouts were surrounding an very masculine looking girl with short brown hair. Wait- was that a boy, nah it couldn't be. They were obviously wearing a girl's uniform.

Finally Wonder woman went back to looking straight ahead. There was a unconscious woman who was bleeding out, there was sailor moon along with two other scouts facing off against a white haired girl, and even further away then that there was an English mastiff sleeping by a destroyed garbage bin.

The Mighty worrier pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. It was going to be one of those days. Eventually she managed to regain some self-composure.

"Sailor moon, could you please ask your soldiers to stand down"

Sailor moon nodded and all of her allies followed suit. Ami and Makoto to great care when putting down their enemies. The outer scouts also stood down although they refused to let their guard down all the way.

Wonder Woman then turned her gaze towards the oldest of member of the other group. The police girl smiled and started rubbing the back of her neck.

"I'm terribly sorry about all this. I don't know what got into her". She then turned towards the sailor scouts, "I'm a huge fan of yours by the way. I actually was wondering if I could get an autograph. Well, before my new student tried to deck Mercury in the face that is."

Diana shook her head. Yet another pointless conflict caused by a misunderstanding. At least she didn't have to use the lasso this time. Having to use it on villains every confrontation wasn't doing wonders for her wrist. What happened if she got carpal tunneling? How was she supposed to be the greatest worrier on earth then?

Well, that wasn't her concern at the moment. Yet again she'd saved the day. It felt nice getting to talk things out for once. Usually it mostly involved smashing people and blocking bullets. It's amazing how easily that can get old. Same Shit Different Day, the story of her life.

Maybe that's not completely true. Every now and then some big bad would show up that would force her to join forces with other heroes. Same Shit Different Day Bigger Shovel, yep that sounds about right. Could be worse though. She could be aqua man. Poor sod kept on getting drunk with captain planet. Hopefully he's all right.

Right about now Diana finally remembered the brown haired woman bleeding out on the floor. Thankfully the blond haired teacher picked the wounded Granger up and flew off to a nearby hospital using wings made out of darkness. That's cool.

"Does she normally do that?", asked sailor moon.

"Actually", replied Ice, "This is sort of a first."

"Oh, ok then", said Moon.

None of them had anything much to say after that. So they all just sat down and simmered in awkward silence until the authorities arrived. They let Mercury deal with the explanations. Its amazing how destructive gas leaks can be these days.

Headmaster Aono was in his new new office doing paper work at his desk. One of the letters was from Hogwarts. He opened up the envelope and then . . . BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Somewhere out there, oh so very far away, a certain headmaster must have been laughing her ass off.