I hope this doesn't bore. It's a mix of the series and the manga.
iamme14: Glad you liked it. Everyone takes away my strawberry cake, so yes. My poor cake.
CrimzonRozeAlchemist: I had redone the third chapter for ya. Glad you like the story. =3
Seengot: I just came up with something random and it came out as It's just a flesh wound. I will try and make updates faster than usual.
Yuuki95: I hope this one is interesting. I'm not that good at funny stuff yet. I just hope this one can keep readers attention, so….if it isn't exciting then PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!! (Hides in corner) I'm so sorry.
Well I decided that the clip in the beginning was an ok idea so I shall start the clip.
Ria; MY BED!! (Tears streaming out of eyes)
Ed: IT'S SO SPRINGY! (Is jumping on bed)
Ria: YOU BROKE IT!!
Ed: You can't be serious.
Ria; (100% bar is over head.)
Ed: It's just a bed.
Ria: You broke my Christmas present. (Points to green liquid dripping out of bed)
Ed: What was it?
Ria: My brain……. In vegetable form.
Ed: You had vegetables under your bed?
Ria: It's a play dough substance. AND YOU BROKE IT!!
Ed: What are you going to do to me?
Ria: GRRRRR!
TBC
"I TOLD YOU IT WAS A FLESH WOUND!! AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAA! LEMME GO!! LEMME GO LEMME GO!!! I DON'T WANNA!!" I kicked and screamed my hardest. Ed was dragging me to a hospital so my wounds would be treated. We had dropped Winry off at the train station and we went to this watery little place. I forgot the name of it. Ed had dragged me to Mustang and when we had left…. I had supposedly fainted from blood loss. I did come to when I was about 500 feet from their hospital.
"WOULD YOU QUIT SQUIRMMING!!! IT'S JUST BANDAGES!!"
"NO WANNA!!! NWWAAAAAA!!!!! RAPE!! HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME!!! SOMEONE STOP HIM!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ed's response was throwing me to Al and running like crazy to the hospital. We got inside and a few nurses took me to get treated. I WAS going to tell Ed of the police officer….but I thought against it. THIS WAS WAR!!! When I was alone, I laid on the bed.
"This series is just getting weirder. Everything is mixed up a lot……I thought scare or Marco was supposed to show by now." I whispered to myself. I finally got back up and walked to the window to see Al carrying Ed. I guessed it had been a few hours. I hobbled over to the front doors and opened them for Al.
"What's wrong with him?" I held back a grin.
"I don't know, but he doesn't sound too good."
"What's wrong little Eddy~?"
"MY STOMACH HURTS LIKE CRAZY!! AND NOW I REALLY HAVE TO USE A RESTROOM!!!! LEMME GO FOR A MINUTE AL!!!" Al let him down and Ed dashed to the restroom. Once the door was closed, I had burst into laughter. Al sighed and I continued to have a laughing fit till Ed came out with a green face.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU POOR GUY!! HAHAHAHA!!!" Ed walked into the doctor's office with Al and me behind him. They took a few tests and the doctor came in.
"Well it looks like a bit of food poisoning."
"It's not from eating too much?"
"Oh shut up."
"You'll need an injection…Claira."
"Injection?" Both the boys said.
"Yeah, just a poke."
"NO GET AWAY FROM ME!! I DON'T NEED IT!!"
"It's just a little needle. You'll be fine."
"I FEEL BETTER!! I'M CURED!!"
"Don't be a baby. Take off your coat."
"I HATE YOU AL!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER?!! YOU'RE EVIL!!"
"You don't mean that."
"I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!!" Ed was trying to get out the whole time and Al was dragging him back. I was too busy laughing. Claira the nurse put her finger on Ed's mouth and gave him the shot quickly.
"There, all done. Now that wasn't so bad." Ed was blushing and glaring at me.
"SH-SHUT UP ELIZABETH!!!" I laughed even more till I fell and one of my wounds opened up.
"ELIZABETH!! YOUR WOUND!!"
"Relax Al…..IT'S A FLESH WOUND ANYWAY!!!"
"Actually it went down to the bone."
"SHUT UP!!! WHEN I SAY IT'S A FLESH WOUND!!! THEN IT IS A FLESH WOUND!!" I was glaring daggers to Ed now. It was all fun and games a few minutes ago, but it was war again. I leaped at Ed and we fell off the bed fighting.
To Envy. (Dun, Dun, DUUUNNNN!!)
Envy was disguised as a patient in the hospital. Lust and Gluttony were waiting outside. Envy walked down the hallways looking for information on the mysterious girl. He stopped at a door with yelling. He grinned and went out to tell the news to Lust and Gluttony. They were waiting for him at a nearby building.
"What did you get Envy?"
"She'll be perfect for what Dante wants."
"When can I eat her?"
"No you can't eat her Gluttony." The three then went to go to their 'master'."
Back with the 'lovely' couple.
"MY EYE!!! CHEAP!!"
"WELL DON'T KICK ME THERE!!"
"YOU JUST SO HAPPENED TO BEND DOWN WHEN MY KNEE WAS THERE!!!"
"GO TO HELL!"
"TOO LATE!! I'M ALREADY THERE!!"
"Ummm guys."
"WHAT AL!!!!?"
"Would you stop? That looks wrong." We stopped and looked at our position. I was on bottom with my legs outstretched and Ed was on top between my legs, holding my hands above my head. We were so close that I could feel his……well…..take a guess….here's a hint…..what does a guy have that a girl doesn't have…..AND DON'T SAY PANTS!! We both blushed and when Ed tried getting up, he had lost balance and fell on top of me. Him laying on top of me and his whole body weight on me. Most of it was on my breasts, which were going to have bruises on them tomorrow.
"S-SORRY!"
"I didn't know you liked me like THAT!! If you don't like me like that, then……GET OFF ALREADY!!!" Ed scrambled off, but not without 'accidentally' hitting my right breast with his real hand. I sat up once he was off and sighed. I put my chin on my hand and gave him a bored look.
"Brother, did you have to fall on her?"
"I LOST MY BALANCE!!"
"How can you when both your hands were on the ground?" AL started laughing and Ed was blushing. I gave an exaggerated sigh and stood up, sweeping off the dust from the floor.
"Al, Ed didn't mean to fall. It was because I kicked him in his……Oh how shall I say this for a 13 to 14 year old without it sounding perverted……OH!! I KNOW!! HIS DING DONGS!!" Al started laughing really hard and I could have sworn that Ed's face went ten shades redder. I smiled innocently and walked over to him. "OH AND ED~! WHY DID YOU FEEL ME~~?" Again….if it could, his face went brighter.
"I-I D-DIDN"T!!"
"Then why does my right breast hurt?" I gave him a hurt expression. I also stuck out my lower lip for more effect.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!"
"Well at least you're not as perverted as one guy I knew."
"What did he do to you?"
"Well Al, he comes up and starts poking my chest. He said that they were…AND I QUOTE!! 'Oh… they're so squishy!!'. The bastard."
"EWW!!" Both the boys were yelling this and Ed was getting redder.
"Why are you blushing Ed? You look like a tomato. They guy may never have kids again." I started laughing at what I did. I had grabbed a crowbar and whacked him in his ding dong.
Ed didn't say anything and Al went out to pay for the bill. I walked over to Ed and sat by him. I got bored, so I leaned back and half my gut was showing.
"Hey Elizabeth."
"OH YES ED!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!" I sat up and smirked. He just glared at me and then went back to playing with his fingers.
"W-What….What is your last name? You never told us."
"Swan."
"What?"
"Swan…..Elizabeth Jane Swan. My mother named me. Daddy er…Father wanted to name me Tatiana, but mom wanted to call me Sakura which means cherry blossom. They got into an argument and came up with this name."
"So what was your mom like?"
"Asking a lot of questions are we?" I grinned at him and went to the window which held a setting sun. "It's beautiful." I heard Ed get up and walk over. HE leaned on the window sill by me.
"Well are you going to tell me?" I looked at him in the eye and smiled.
"She was so beautiful. Her name was Shiroi Yuri which means White Lily. We just called her Yuri. She could make a mean strawberry cake and pumpkin pie. When I was little, she would always sing to me and teach me gymnastics. Then when she died, I wanted to look up to someone…and it came out as you." I grinned and looked back at the window. "Alex was only 2 years old and I was 13. I thought you were real in my world so everywhere I went…I looked for you. I thought that maybe…just maybe you could teach me alchemy to bring her back…..but…….then the accident happened."
"What accident?"
"If don't interrupt then I will tell ya." He nodded and I face the dimming sun. "My friend Ivy was the best there was. We had gotten into this stupid fight on who was best. You or Roy Mustang. We got into a bigger fight and she left. I tried calling her to apologize and when her cell phone finally picked up….It was a medic. He told me she was in the hospital. I ran there and when inside….. I got in her room and she grabbed my hand. She said she was sorry for the fight and gave me this." I held up a necklace that said friends forever. "She has the other one that says 'Friends for life." She died holding my hand. The doctor said that she got hit by a car and I asked the person who hit her. He said that she was clapping her hands on the road and slapping them down. I knew then that alchemy never worked and so…..I never looked up to you again."
"So in other words…she died while trying to perform alchemy in your world?"
"That is correct. We were so obsessed with this series that we thought anything could happen…..which did happen. She died because of me. I…..I never wanted that to happen…..Don't get me wrong. I can be mean all the time, but at times like this….I can break down crying if I think to much of it, so I guess I should stop." I smiled and went back to the bed.
"Well sorry about before."
"Yeah….What do I get in return?" I gave an evil smile. Ed's face went red again.
"F-F-FOR WHAT!?"
"For you touching my chest. I know that wasn't an accident. You should have had enough when you fell on me and stayed on for over a minute."
"WELL THAT WAS AN-"
"Shut up and let me decide your punishment." I crossed my legs and thought. I had three things on my mind. A) Hug him. B) Kiss him. C) or……WHAT AM I THINKING!!! STUPID PERVERTED FRIENDS OF MINE RUBBING IT ON ME!!
"Ed, come here." Ed swallowed and took a step forward. I could see sweat forming on him.
"I don't have to listen to you."
"Then I'll have to come to you. Remember. Equivalent Exchange. How about I do this and then I tell you what could happen next. Though in hint form." I grinned wider and tapped my foot.
"F-Fine!" Ed looked away. "What do you want?"
"Well" I started walking to him. He was getting redder. I get up close to him and smiled. "Hold still." I grabbed the back of his head and brought him into a small kiss. After 5 seconds I let him go. "Nope….it's not true after all."
"WHAT'S (Spit) NOT TRUE!!" Ed was wiping his mouth and glaring at me. I gave an innocent smile and wiped my mouth.
"Well in the fanfictions that people write about you, they say that your lips taste like pineapple or cherry. But it doesn't. It taste like….I don't know. What's the word for it…um…no……nadda….zipo…..nuh uh….I GOT IT!! Your lips taste like honeydew. Yes I know that sounds strange but that is what I got. All right. The hint is that you will find an old dude and he will help you on your travel, or should I say our travels."
"PFFT! THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!"
"I hope you're not falling for me. Cuz I all ready got a boyfriend. He hardly talks to me anymore….maybe……I can call him." I danced over to my pack and grabbed my cell. I dialed his number and with so much luck that I had…..it rang. 'Truth, where ever you are…I love you.'
"H-Hell…..um…"
"David? It's me." Ed was staring at the cell phone and I rolled my eyes.
"L-LIZZY!!? N-NOW'S N-NOT A G-G-GOOD T-T-TIME!!?" Something was weird. His breathing was heavy and he was stuttering in the back.
"David….are you……with someone else?"
"No….B-BABY!! I-I…stop it….."
"You are….other wise you wouldn't be having a hard time breathing…..bitch."
'I'M NOT WITH ANYONE!! AGH!" He probably did something that I don't even want to mention.
"Well you and that asshole over there can have a GREAT time without me."
"NO BABY!! I'M NOT WITH ANYONE!! DON'T-"
"EAT MY ELECTRO WAVES OF MUSIC!!" I switched on Hot N Cold by Katy Perry to full blast, but there were no words to it so I had to song.
"You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know
And you over think
Always speak
Crypticly
I should know
That you're no good for me
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You don't really want to stay, no
But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh bout nothing
Now your plain boring
I should know that
You're not gonna change
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes" I slammed the cell shut and threw it at my pack. I ran back over to it and deleted his phone number.
"Elizabeth. Why did you sing?"
"Because it helps me get over stuff. That bastard." I went over to the bed and sat down. I started smiling. "At least HE has someone to jerk off with. I new I should have stayed single." Ed came over and sat by me. "Since when did you start sitting by me so often?"
"Since you started becoming a crybaby."
"Aw shut up. I could have done something way worse than that kiss."
"Like what?!"
"Nothing you need to know." Man, my life is just becoming a hell hole now. I lose my family, my friends, my stupid boyfriend, but I gain new friends and someone to look up to again. Maybe…..Just maybe….no….I can't think like that. It would never work….but…..then again…….anything can happen. Like the dumptard dumping me for someone else. But then again……no…..I can't think like that…..I guess I will have to wait."
"….TELL ME!!"
"Brother, Elizabeth. Time to go. Come on."
"TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO!!"
"You coming Elizabeth?"
"I'm right behind you."
"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!" I was chasing after Al and Ed was chasing me. Me and Al were laughing at Ed's rants. We were now heading to a train station. 'I hope it comes true.'
Ed: (Has nothing but boxers on) WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
Ria: WORK IT BUB!! COME ONE!! (Is taking pictures of Ed) MUSTANG WILL LOVE THIS!!
Ed: AAHHHAA! GIVE ME THOSE!!
Ria: NOPE!! (Runs away with Ed chasing)
I really hop this wasn't too boring. I had a little writers block halfway. It doesn't go in the direction of the series of Manga does it? I made it that way so I could be fun….but….IT'S SO CONFUSING!!! Well than you again for the reviews. I hope you liked it. Cuz I didn't. I may redo it if people request for a redo.