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"See Pinetree, in the end of it all I still won! I may have left your dimension, but you'll be the one to suffer!" A horribly familiar laugh echoed around me fading into single long tone.

"Uh… hah! Wahhh!" I jerked awake and out of bed. Literally. My hand flailed for support and found nothing but air, I crashed to the floor of the blindingly bright room trying to figure out where the heck I was.

"Geez man, calm your tits, fuck!" Who was…? I saw a guy with dirty blonde hair sticking up all over his head looking down at me where I lay on the floor. Then I remembered… that's Joey. I'm in the loony bin. What the hell was that dream? It sounded like…

"...Bill…" I breathed the name and shuddered. Bill was erased from Grunkle Stan's brain… but Stan did get his memories back… what if Bill comes back too?

Joey's face scrunched up, "No, Joey. There's no Bill here dude, well unless you count that grandpa of a counselor William. Even then he hates the name Bill…" As Joey trailed off I started to get up off the floor.

Suddenly, there was a loud banging on the door, which made me jump, and Chip's voice called out, "All right, everyone up! You got 30 minutes for showers and restroom before breakfast! Make it count!" Then the door opened and Miguel and Sonny shot out the door followed closely by a scrambling Joey. I could hear Chip yelling at the next group and realized I needed to book it.

I quickly got to my feet and reached the door, but I had to stop short to keep from being trampled by the next group as they barreled past me. They all stripped as they entered the restroom, chucking their clothes into a large, wheeled hamper by the door so I followed suit and joined the general rush for the shower area. Each one had been claimed already and I wasn't feeling too comfortable after the implications Miguel made last night so I turned to go to a toilet stall instead, only to have someone grab my arm and drag me to the far end of the showers.

When we came to a stop and was sure I wouldn't fall I looked up and saw my arm in the grip of a big guy who I was sure was one of Yao's roommates. "Hey I'm Nick, this is Rick. Don't stand around on your own in here like that, Yao almost got you before I did. You can use this shower with us." He turned into the water and pointed at an indention in the wall. "Stick your hand there it will give you a little soap, it's all you get to wash with so use it wisely...for your hair too."

With those words he went back to washing and ignored me. I tried to talk to Rick, but he hid behind Nick. It was awkward enough showering with others and trying to talk with them made it worse so I just rushed to finish washing and left with them. We quickly used the toilets and I heard Rick shout and shove me into someone I looked up and saw a relieved looking Joey, "I think you lost something. I have enough trouble looking after my smol, keep a better eye on yours."

Joey gave him a funny look and laughed, "Well technically speaking I have three 'smols' now, as you call them." While shaking his head he guided me towards a new bin where Miguel and Sonny stood dressed and holding out sets of clothes for us.

"Damn dude, get decent! No one wants to see your junk hanging out like that!" As Miguel jeered at us I was hit with the horribly embarrassing fact that I was still stark naked. My face was burning with shame as I swiftly jerked my clothes on, falling over in the process.

Someone caught me before I hit the ground, "Already falling for me? I'm flattered, truly." Yao had caught me, literally, with my pants down. He surprised me by showing off shocking strength and lifting me into a bridal style carry with ease, "Such a small and delectable treat you are…" He grinned at my obvious discomfort and then, surprisingly, he set me down on my feet, "Now let's get the cute little prince all dressed up!" He reached down and pulled my sweats up the rest of the way before Joey shoved him away.

"G-get away Yao! Don't touch my roommates…" he stood in front of me as I jerked my shirt on and stepped into my shoes. Miguel and Sonny looked shocked and slightly horrified.

"Well I am soo sorry for looking out for your newest roomie, but if you aren't going to protect him maybe he should be under me instead?" He winked at me past Joey, "My care that is, seeing as I'm the one who saved him from bashing his head on the ground." He turned around walking towards the exit, "Maybe we could swap? You get Nick and I could get Dipper? They almost never approve swaps though, oh well…"

As he left Joey spun around and started checking me over, "Did you hurt yourself? Did he hurt you? Are you alright? Did he grope you? I'm sorry I let him get you, I was in shock, I j-" I stepped away from his frantic hands and words.

"I… I'm fine really...he didn't do anything other than catch me and pick me up," I grimaced at how that sounded. "Let's go alright? It's probably almost time." As if he had heard me, we heard Chris call for everyone to leave the restroom. I looked around and noticed that most everyone was already gone, "Look like we're the slowest… heh… come on let's go."

Once out we got in line and Chris unlocked the door to our , "Alright guys first breakfast and then 2 hours of individual counseling." He was saying this as we filed past him out of our dormitory. Once everyone was out he led us down the way to the dining hall meeting up with the girls along the way. I saw Mabel further up in their line with another girl leaning forward and resting their head on her's with their arms around her waist it was good to see she already had a friend.

Other's were talking quietly, so I tried to get her attention by softly calling out, "Mabel. Hey Mabel!" I thought I saw her start to glance back, but I guess she just couldn't hear me. We entered the dining hall and I decided I'll try to sit and eat with her.

Goddess... Yao is soo slimy... but everyone should have a 'little' likability or be given the benefit of the doubt... right? I don't know... Anyway! Please leave me a review! I want to know what y'all think! Have a lovely day!