Chapter Six: Giga-Whats??
Frenzy could not believe what he was seeing,
"Oh crap. It's, it's Rumble and he's got something. It looks like, Starscream, get the Scorponok."
"You mean the crab?"
Optimus Prime caught up with Rumble, "Freeze!"
"Hey, why the hell were you shooting at me? You could have hit me dick!"
"Can it! Don't try playing stupid with me, Megatron! I know who you are, we've been spying on you for three weeks now."
"I just got here two hours ago and I'm not Megatron, I'm still a private."
"Wait a minute, you're not Megatron."
"Yeah, that's what I just said."
"Will then how the hell did you manage to steal our disk?"
"Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about?"
Just then, Jazz appeared out of the other side of the teleporter, startling Optimus and Rumble.
"Prima!!"
"Holy shit!! Who is this guy?!?"
"What in the hell, Jazz? Is that you?" Jazz turned to his leader,
"How did you get up here ahead of me?"
"And what's with that black shit on your armor," asked Rumble. Jazz was covered with some black thing on his armor, staining it, "Hey, freeze Megatron," he yelled at Rumble.
"Will you stop calling me Megatron, I'm still just a private."
"Megatron is still a private? Oh my Primus! The teleporter sent me back in time," Jazz concluded.
Frenzy and Starscream ran to the Scorponok as Soundwave was working on it,
"Sorry Soundwave, we need the jeep," Frenzy said as he got in the driver seat.
"I'll take gunner," said Starscream, "Let's roll." The jeep rolled out as Starscream called to their mechanic,
"Don't worry, Soundwave, I'll bring it back in one piece."
"How you turn off the fking radio in this car?"
Jazz tried to explain to Prime what was going on, "Look, I know you don't me but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Some time in your future, I get stationed here at Blood Gulch and we meet. And Megatron here promotes himself as leader of the Decepticons and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep and I'm like 'There is no way you can pick up fembots in a tank'."
"Jazz, what the fk are you babbling about?"
"I know this all sounds crazy, but he elections himself leader and we get a tank and one day he comes and steals our disk while we were distracted."
"Is this guy a retard-a-con," asked Rumble,
"Decepticon, shut up," ordered Prime, "Jazz listen to me; you haven't gone back in time, okay. This is the guy who stole our disk; he's just not Megatron. Turns out, he's just some dumb rookie who happens to have the same color armor as an officer. He got in somehow and for Primus sake, what is that music?"
Frenzy and Starscream flew over the hill in the Scorponok near the Autobots.
"Whoo-hoo!"
"Son of a bitch-bot!"
"Holy Shit!"
"Run, Prima, run!"
"The jeep followed me back in time." Jazz and Optimus headed for the rocks as Starscream fired the tail gun and yelled insults at them.
"What the hell is going on here, Frenzy asked Rumble,
"You know what, I honestly have no idea what is going on. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane!"
"How did you get the disk?"
"I don't know, I just asked for it."
"Wait, that worked?"
"I guess, is it not suppose to?"
"I don't know, we never thought to try that. Just take the disk to the base, I'll explain there."
"Not until someone tells me what the fk"
"There's no time, rookie! Just take the disk and go to base, I'll explain everything there!"
"Fine." Rumble took the disk and headed out,
"Back to our base, dumbass," yelled Frenzy,
"I know, I just got turn around. That's all."
Bumblebee was observing the whole thing on top of the base with his sniper rifle,
"Oh man, that's not good. Oh my Primus, that jeep has a really big gun."
He then lowered his rifle and thought about something,
"Stay here. Tank. Stay here. Tank. Ah, screw it."
He proceed to head to the tank as Optimus and Jazz were trapped behind the rocks,
"Well, we'll just wait here," said Optimus, "That thing's got to run out of lasers sometime."