The first thing I notice when I wake up in Skyrim is Matt is inches away from me and out of reflex I sock him in the face.

"OW! Jesus Christ Eyolf! I was just about to wake you up!"

"Sure very likely story. You know there is one thing I said I was going to do if I ever got to Skyrim."

"What's that?"

I throw my hands into the air and yell, "YES! CUTE BOYS!" I glance over at Matt who now has a massive red mark on his face from face-palming so hard.

"OK what in the unholy name of Sithis is wrong with you?"

"Everything." I hold my hands up "Hey, hey there are not just cute boys here there are CUTEboys here."

Derpy face :P i am such a dork!