AN: This chapter contains a reference to the skin fic. Dear Phil, I am so, so sorry.
AN: shjt up prudz okei! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revowssss!
The next day I woke up in my battery cage. I put on a tartan miniskirt that had buckles on the side and a dark green top that said "Talk Nerdy To Me" on it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of pokéball earrings, and two inverted crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with red (cuz my hairs already purple lol).
In Costa Coffee, I ate some Coco Shreddies with vodka instead of milk, and a glass of skittles vodka. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the alcohol spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a nerdy boy with shiny black hair with a long fringe. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing shiny lipgloss. He had glasses now and he had amaaazing blue eyes and there were no cat whiskers on his face anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy Northern accent. He looked exactly like The Once-ler from The Lorax (2012). He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Phil Lester, although most people call me Lion these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of peeling skin." he giggled.
"Well, I have skin." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Dan came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.