I'm back! After that long summer holiday I'm back in the humour for these chapters. They will be about once a wee around Wednesday or Thursday.
Chapter 6: Doors, the enemy to many.
"Alright Zack, do you know what we are doing?" asked Lazard as they were walking down the street.
"Yeah, we're getting pizza."
"No Zack, think!" shouted Lazard, getting annoyed with the SOLDIER at this stage.
"We are, getting, pizza?"
"Dammit Zack we are finding Angeal, Genesis and Sephiroth!"
"Oh."
"Zack, how does Angeal put up with you?"
"He drinks a lot."
"Ok Zack, the best way to get fan-girls to come is to get this shoulder pad that Sephiroth owns and hold it out." He took the shoulder pad out of his pocket and held it in the street. After 10 minutes, there was no sign of them.
"Lazard, what are we waiting for?"
"Dammit Zack, we are waiting for…"
Before Lazard could continue the sentence both him and Zack were hit over the head with a frying pan. As they came to, they found themselves in a small cell with Angeal in what appeared to be someone's basement. Across from them was Genesis reading LOVELESS and Sephiroth who was tied to a table.
"Angeal, what happened?" asked Zack rubbing the enormous lump that he found on the top of his head.
"Well at that party the fan-girls burst out of their disguises and took us captive. We didn't even have time to change out of our costumes. Genesis is alright being here but Sephiroth won't shut up."
"What can we do Angeal?" asked Lazard who was getting nervous that he was becoming a main character.
"Well, I do hace one idea but we need to rely on Zack."
"We are screwed."
"Alright Zack, your first test it to break down that door, understood?" said Angeal, now placing his fate in the SOLDIER most likely to get lost in a cardboard box.
"Don't worry Angeal, it will be easy. How will I do it?"
"You need to run at it full-force and break it down. Can you do that?"
"Yeah, and then I'll be a hero!"
Angeal and Lazard stared blankly at each other while Sephiroth couldn't stop laughing.
"Yes Zack, you will be a hero." said Angeal deciding to go along with this.
Zack mustered up his strength and ran straight towards the door. Just before reaching it he jumped and rammed himself full force into it. The door didn't budge and Zack lay on the floor in pain,
"My shoulder, I dislocated my shoulder!" he shouted while rolling on the ground.
"What could be worse for the new SOLDIER, first he can't open a door and now he's injured, again." said Lazard
"Or the fact that that door isn't locked" Angeal replied back
"Or the fact that the door…. Wait what?" Lazard turned towards Angeal in surprise. Calmly, Angeal went over to the door.
"Yeah, look." Angeal pushed the door and it opened easily.
"But, why couldn't Zack open it if he went full force?"
"I, don't, know?"
Angeal and Lazard exchanged looks of confusion as Angeal grabbed Zack and went over to Sephiroth who was tied to a table.
"Dammit Angeal get my untied before those fan-girls come back with the lipstick!" shouted Sephiroth.
"Why would fan-girls put lipstick on you?" asked Angeal.
"Because he's worth it." shouted Genesis from across the room.
"I get it!" said Zack after the half minute pause.
"Shut up Zack!" shouted Sephiroth as Angeal untied the rope around his arms and legs.
"Angeal, I hear them coming." said Zack.
"Don't worry Zack, Genesis will distract them. Right Genesis?" asked Angeal looking over to Genesis. Genesis did not reply, so the rest of them ran out the door and went down the hall.
Lazard, Zack, Angeal and Sephiroth escaped the building and made it back to Shinra headquarters. Everything went back to normal. Well, when I say everything.
"No, Sephiroth got away!" shouted one of the fan-girls.
"Well, at least we still have Genesis."
On hearing this, Genesis stood up, used magic on the wall of his cell to make a hole, and walked out.
"Dammit!"
Well, I was doing this late at night but I think it came out well. If you have any comments, then leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible. See you next chapter.