Wedding #6
Itachilova101
Summary: Somebody requested a Naru/Sasu marriage and I just couldn't resist! XD
A/N: Enjoy!
"So, what are you going to say for your vows?" asked Sakura.
"That's a surprise." answered Naruto.
He wore a very fancy (shmancy) suit and, of course, his forehead protector.
He turned to Sakura and asked, "how do I look?"
"Like a gay guy that's about to marry a man that he once detested."
"Great! That's exactly the look I was going for!"
He went to Hinata and took her in his arms.
"N-Naruto-kun?" she stuttered.
"I've wanted to do this for a long time." he whispered.
She blushed furiously as he leaned in and kissed her. When he pulled away, he asked, "how was that? Will Sasuke like that?"
She fainted.
"Uh... I'll take that as a good thing..." he commented, letting her fall to the floor.
"Okay! I'm ready to go! I can do this!" he exclaimed. "I mean, I'm not scared... Much. I've fought demons and villains and all that kind of crap! This should be a piece of cake... Right?"
"Waitaminute... Aren't you married to Hinata?" asked Sakura.
"Yea."
"Well, why are you marrying Sasuke-kun?"
"..." He smirked.
"Do I want to know?"
"I'm a playa! G-UNIT!!!"
"..."
"What? Don't you like my Gangsta talk?"
"... Never do that again!" commanded Sakura.
"God..." commented Naruto. He sing-songed, "somebody needs to get laid!"
"Hello! I'm married to Itachi!"
"I bet you've never even seen him naked! He's too scared, isn't he?"
"I-It's not a fear thing... It's a trust thing! That's what he told me, anyway."
"Hee hee... Sakura needs to get laid!"
And they got into an argument about whether Sakura's sex-life was in danger or not.
When Kiba came in to announce that everybody was ready, he walked in at a very bad time.
"Keep that wet thing away from me!" yelled Sakura.
He didn't know if he wanted to open the door to see what they were doing... He knew he had to, so he opened the door. When he did, he saw Sakura sitting in a chair while Naruto... Wiped her face with a wet cloth?
"Uh, what are you doing?" he asked.
"Sakura-chan's face is all red because she was screaming at me that Itachi and her don't need sex councilling, so I wanted to get rid of the red with some cool water." answered Naruto.
Sakura glared at Naruto. "Itachi's and my sex life is none of your concern... Besides, he's pretty good... At... Um... God! I do need sex councilling!"
"I knew it! Now, I need to get married!" exclaimed Naruto.
Sakura looked to Kiba who cringed. Her make-up had gotten smudged up... A lot...
"Do I look alright?"
"Uh, yea. You look fine." lied Naruto.
Kiba was going to say something when Naruto punched him.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?!"
"There was a spider, so I squooshed it."
"Squoosh?"
"It's my word."
After all of this meaningless drabble was finished, Naruto walked to the aisle thingamajig.
He walked toward Sasuke, shaking from his nerves. He'd never married a man before...
When he got to him, he asked, "who's gonna be the priest this time?"
Sasuke pointed to the "priest": Miroku.
"Why am I here? I don't even think I'm in the same anime..."
A bunch of screaming fangirls ran up to him and one of them asked, "can I bear your children?"
"Well, well, how can I say no?" he asked rhetorically and left with all the girls to go and do... Well, you know.
"Okay, that was odd... Who's gonna be the priest now?" asked Sasuke.
"Any volunteers?" asked Naruto.
Well, guess who stood up... Nara Shikamaru.
"Why am I doing this?" he asked.
Ino told him, "it'll be fun! Once you're finished, I'll give you back your Cloudy boxer shorts!"
Shikamaru was at the alter in a blink of an eye.
"Idiot, do you take asshole to be your husband?"
"I do." answered Naruto. "Wait... Hey!"
"Asshole, do you take idiot to be your husband?"
"Sure, why not?"
"Okay, kiss and let's get the hell out of here." commanded Shikamaru. "I want my Cloudies back."
"Wait, I want to say my vows first." said Naruto.
"Then hurry the hell up!"
"To, Teme. We were rivals, now we're, like, husband and husband. I just wanted to tell you something."
Whitney Houston music appeared from nowhere and Naruto broke out into song. "And I... will always love you, ooh.
Sasuke cringed at how tone deaf his new husband was.
Finally, the blonde stopped and kissed Sasuke.
They looked to Shikamaru, but he was gone. They looked to a window to see it smashed. A note was left, saying:
"Gone to get my clloudy boxers! Marry your own damn selves!"
So, they finished the rest themselves and left to go to the Uchiha Compound to go do whatever it was newlyweds do.
A/N: Another request done! XD