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Along Came a Sister

"This is gonna be the best weekend ever!" Lincoln excitedly said.

Lincoln, Clyde and Dipper were walking home from school. It was Friday, and Lincoln's teacher, Mrs. Johnson, was going away for the weekend, and she had let someone watch the class pet spider, Frank, for the weekend.

And that person, was Lincoln.

Dipper wasn't that sure and said," Normally it would, little brother, but there is an issue to that. And it has to do with Leni.

"He's right, remember last Halloween?" Clyde said as he shuttered when she sprayed him with bug spray and trampled him when she ran out of the house.

"And she hid in her room for three weeks. How she managed, I'll never know." Dipper said.

"Aren't you afraid of spiders?" Clyde asked.

Dipper shrugged and said," Not really."

Lincoln smirked and said," Oh no, Frank got out and is on your shoulder."

Dipper screamed like a girl and wiped himself off. He realized he'd been tricked, and glared at his brother and his best friend, who were laughing.

"Well, how do you guys plan to get Frank in the house without Leni knowing?" Clyde asked after laughing.

"Clyde, if I or Luke had to worry about our sisters every time we wanted to do something, we would never do anything. Besides, we thought of a plan. Stealth mode."

Both brothers then had a serious face, nodded at each other, and sneaked into the house.

"No I'm worried." Clyde said.

Dipper looks around, and was about to tell Lincoln to come in, but heard Leni scream.

"SPIDER!" She screamed as she was chased by Luan with a rubber spider. "GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!"

"Aw, come on. It's fake." Luan said.

Dipper rolled his eyes at his sister, and motioned for Lincoln to come in. He then placed a coat over Frank's tank, and both brothers walk up the stairs, and make it to their room. Lincoln sighed, uncovered Frank's tank and placed him on the dresser.

Lincoln had a confident look and said, "Another successful operation completed by…"

"The Loud Bros.!" Both brothers said and high-fived.

Someone then knocked on their door and Lana comes in with a doll.

"Can I borrow the big kid scissors?" She asked then gasped when she saw Frank. "Hey, what's that? Oh-oh! He's so creepy! Can I play with him? Can I?" She asked excitedly.

"No, no. Frank stays in the cage." Lincoln said.

Lola then entered the room angry and said," Lana, give me back my dolly!"

She then saw Frank, in which she gasped and squealed and said," He's so adorable!"

"Has Leni seen this?" The twins asked.

"No she hasn't, and we have to keep it that way. So, keep it quiet." Dipper said.

Lisa then entered.

"Excuse me, some of us are trying to solve for Y." She then saw Frank." Ooh! Is that an Aphonopelma Chalcodes?"

Lincoln and twins had blank looks and looked at Dipper. Who was the only person who can decipher whatever Lisa said anything they or the family couldn't understand.

"It's the scientific/classification of a Tarantula. But Linc's class calls him Frank."

Lisa got closer and looked at Frank in awe and said," Fascinating specimen. Has Leni seen this?"

"No that's why I'm trying to keep him a-"

But a few moments later, the rest of the other sisters, minus Leni soon gathered around Frank's tank, and ogled at him.

"So much for keep it a secret." Dipper said.

"Has Leni seen it?" Luna asked.

Lincoln had annoyed look and said," Guys, for the last time! Leni's not gonna see-"

Leni then opened the door and said," See what?"

Everyone covered up Franks cage and said," NOTHING!"

Leni gasped and everyone had nervous looks, thinking that she knew.

"Oh, my gosh! Are you planning a surprise party for me?! Wait! Don't tell me. I wanna be surprised!" She said.

She then left and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The girls started to leave while Lori said.

"That was close. You two better know what you're doing."

Mabel then came back and said," If you guys need a look out. Mabel is here for look out duty. I have the eyes of a hawk, with great sweaters." She said and did a funny salute, walked out and closed the door.

"Like a hawk!" She yelled from outside.

Lincoln had a raised eyebrow and said," How much sugar has she had today?"

Dipper waved him off and said," Meh, she's just acting like herself today. I'll be down in the living room watching TV." He said and walked out.

Lincoln then looked at the tank ,and saw Frank looked a little upset.

"hey, you look a little sluggish, buddy. Bet you'd like to get out and stretch your legs. I guess a few minutes wouldn't hurt."

He carefully placed Frank out his tank and onto his drawer.

"Now, where did I put those crickets?" He said and got them out his bag. "Maybe this'll cheer you up?

Lincoln eyes widened when he noticed Frank was gone.

"Frank? Where'd you go? Frank, come out? This isn't funny!"

He then had a freaked out look and looked around his room.

Meanwhile, Dipper had managed to get the TV remote and watching TV. Lincoln appeared behind the couch and whispered.

"Dipper."

Dipper yelped in fright and fell off the couch. He rubbed his head when he got up and glared at his brother.

"Are you trying to copy Lucy now?"

"No time. I placed Frank out of his tank for second, and turned my back. When I looked at him again, he was gone. We gotta find him before Leni does."

Dipper nodded and both brothers went to check upstairs in each of their sisters rooms. Lincoln went into Lisa's room, and accidently knocked over a few beakers on her research table.

"What in Schrödinger's cat?!" Lisa said in shock.

"Sorry, sis! I'll clean it up later." He said and ran out.

He did it in time, due to the chemicals mixing caused a large explosion, which caused Cliff the cat to fly away. He then saw Lynn running out of her room, playing Basketball, which worried him.

"Lynn! Freeze!"

Lynn froze and said," We're playing Freeze Tag? Cool!"

Lincoln ran into Dipper, who was just coming out of Luna, Luan and Mabel's room.

"Did you find him?" Lincoln asked?"

"No, let's check the bathroom."

The both of them looked under the bathroom door. But then it was abruptly opened by Lori.

"What are you doing, you weirdo's?!"

"We're… uh… looking for my contact lens! There it is!" He said and picked up a lint ball, and put it in his eye. "That's better. Thanks Dip!"

They then ran into their room, while also passing Lynn, who was still frozen.

"Can I unfreeze now?" She asked.

In their room the brothers paced, thinking of what to do. Their thinking was interrupted when the others opened the door.

"Alright, you two! What is going on? And don't say anything about contacts, due to Lincoln not wearing any." Lori said.

"Yeah, you guys are acting all weirdly. And I'm your twin Dipper, I know when your hiding something." Mabel said.

"You guys have been acting even weirder than usual." Luna agreed.

"Okay, I'll tell you! Well, Frank was looking sluggish, so I took him out of his cage to get a little exercise, and then I turned to get the crickets, and he was gone."

The girls yell at him for doing something stupid, and worry about Leni finding out about Frank. They all stopped when Leni came into the room.

"What are we whispering about? Oh right! My surprise party! Don't worry, I won't tell me!" Leni excitedly said.

She then turned around, and everyone had looks of horror when they Frank was on her back. And they all followed her to the kitchen.

"See? I know nothing. Just making a smoothie." Leni said and went to the fridge to get some ingredients.

When she turned her back, Frank was gone.

"Oh, I need milk." She said and then opened the fridge again to look for the milk, which Frank was on top on.

"Wait! You're lactose intolerant!" Lisa said and slammed the fridge door shut.

"No, I'm not. I'm tolerant of everyone, whether they lack toes or not." Leni said and opened the fridge again.

"NOOO!" Everyone yelled, but then got confused and relieved when Frank wasn't in the same spot anymore.

"Eee, pider!" Lily said and pointed at Frank on the floor.

Frank was scurrying across the floor, and Luna trapped him under a pot. Leni turned around to see what was going on, and Luna pretended to have a jam session with Lily. Leni was distracted, but when they turned over the pot, Frank was gone again.

"So, who wants to try my new recipe? It's curds and… way to much spinach!" She said, as Frank was on the ceiling light, and everyone else gasped.

"Ugh! I know! What was I thinking?"

Frank then falls on to her glass.

"Ha! Nice try, Luan, but I'm not falling for another one of your fake spiders. Thought, this os looks pretty real."

Frank blinked, which made Leni realize the horrible truth.

"AAAHH! SPIDER!" She screams, and took out a can of bug spray.

"NOOO!" Everyone yelled as they tried to dive to get to Frank.

They were too late, due to Leni spraying a massive dose of the spray, so she was sure she got Frank.

Leni ran out of the room while yelling," WORST SURPRISE PARTY EVER!"

The cloud clears and Lincoln spotted someone on the floor that looked like Frank's corpse.

"Frank! No-ho-ho-ho-ho!" He cried out, as Dipper patted him on the shoulder in comfort.

Lucy walked over to him and said," I just wanna say I'm sorry for your loss… and that I'd be honored to serve as funeral director." She said and handed him a brochure for a business she owned named 'Lucy's Lament'.

"I keep an assortment of caskets on hand. Were you thinking shoebox, or for a little more money, mahogany?" She continued.

Later Lincoln had gone for the Shoebox coffin for Frank. Everyone, minus Leni, were there to attend his funeral, and Clyde arrived with a Casserole dish.

"Hey, Lincoln. I brought you this Casserole. My nana says that there's no greater comfort in times of grief." Clyde comforted.

Lincoln sighed and said," Thanks. This might as well be my funeral, too. Our whole class is gonna hate me for letting this happen for Frank."

Lucy started the sermon by saying," We are gathered here to mourn the untimely passing of Frank the Tarantula, a pet beloved by all."

"Except Leni." Lola spitefully said.

"The murderer!" Lana agreed.

Mabel huffed and said," I know she and I are close. But I'm going to make an ugly sweater so bad for her. She could never say to know to wearing any of them.

"Yeah! This is all Leni's fault! And that is a good way to get back at her sis." Lori said.

The others agreed, about it being Leni's fault, except for Lincoln.

"Guys, this isn't Leni's fault. It's mine." He said dejectedly.

"I knew Leni was afraid of spiders, but I brought Frank home, anyway. It was a bad idea. I guess I deserve to have my whole class hate me."

The moment was broken when Cliff coughed up a hairball.

"Ew! Gross, Cliff! Show some respect!" Lola yelled.

Lana noticed something about the hairball and said," Weird! This hairbuall looks like Frank!" she said and picked up corpse.

"Ew! Gross, Lana! Show some respect!" Lola yelled at her twin in disgust.

Lincoln looked at the hairball and the corpse.

"Because this isn't Frank! It's a hairball, too! Which means… Frank could still be alive!" Lincoln realized.

"AAAHH! SPIDER!" Someone yelled inside the house.

"And it sounds like Leni just found him!" Lincoln said.

"You sure bro-bro? That sounded too deep for Leni." Mabel said.

"Actually, she's right. I know that scream. That's actually your guy's dad. After Leni ran out, Mr. Loud saw me and trampled me as he ran out as well." Clyde explained.

"Dad's afraid of spiders?" Luna said with a grin.

"Pff, looks like we someone else to scare, huh Luan?" Mabel said and Luan snickered.

A moment later a Pest Control Van pulled up in front of the house.

"And it looks like he's got the Exterminator on speed dial!" Lori said concerned.

Lincoln ran up to the Exterminator, after he had got out of his van and sprayed a couple Caterpillars and said.

"It's ok, sir. There's been a misunderstanding. You don't need to kill the spider."

"Huh. What are you, a spider hugger? Nobody stops me from getting my spider." He said and went to house to find and kill Frank.

"I gotta go save Frank!" Lincoln said.

"We can help!" Lynn said, as she was still frozen.

"I can help, too!" Clyde said.

Everyone voiced their requests to help Lincoln and he said.

"Ok. You guys distract the exterminator while I find Frank. Also, don't let Mabel try to lie to him. Cause we know how bad she is at it. No offense sis."

Mabel shrugged and said," It's cool, I understand."

The others run into the house, while Lynn hops, due to still being frozen. Lincoln then tagged her and she ran after him to help.

"There's a big scary spider in the last room on the right! I hope someone can exterminate this ugly spider!" Luna yelled in her room.

The exterminator ran into her room, spotted it and sprayed. He laughed triumphantly, but he then realize it was fake.

"What's the matter? Afraid of a little rubber spider?" Luan taunted with her Groucho glasses on and laughed.

"I ain't afraid of nothing!" He said.

Lucy popped up behind him and said," Excuse me."

The Exterminator screamed in fright and Luan grinned.

"The scary spider went in there." She continued, and pointed at the bathroom.

The Exterminator then checked under the bathroom door, but Lori then burst out.

"What are you doing, you weirdo?!"

He got embarrassed and tried to say, "Oh, well, uh… I-I-I-"

Clyde then appeared next to him in his Spider costume from Halloween.

"Roar! I'm a spider. Come and get me!"

The Exterminator then nonchalantly shoved him aside, and walked off.

"I'm all right." Clyde said.

Mabel had a ball of yarn, and tossed it to Dipper, as she held one side. He caught the ball, and they pulled it against each other, and the Exterminator ended up tripping on it, and fell down. Lola and Lana then tangled him with Jump Rope. Both sets of twins high-fived one another. Lilly then shoved her pacifier in his mouth, and he spat it out in disgust.

Lisa walked up to him and said, "Kids. They can be so juvenile. Mouthwash?"

She shoved the container in his mouth, and he sloshed it , but his face grew hot, due to it being spicy.

"My special Ghost Pepper formula. The tingle means its working." Lisa proudly said.

Lincoln then entered from the stairs with a magnifying glass and said," Frank's not downstairs. So, he must be." Lincoln then spotted Frank hiding in a corner.

"Upstairs." The Exterminator coldly said.

Lincoln tried to save Frank, but the Exterminator tangled him up with the jump rope, and beats him to Frank.

"WAIT! STOP! NOOOOO!" Lincoln begged.

The Exterminator blasted the bug spray everywhere. Everyone gasped but everyone soon had confused looks when the cloud dissipated, and there was someone in a Hazmat suit.

The person then took off their helmet, and it was revealed to be Leni. And in her hands was none other than Frank.

Everyone cheered, except for the Exterminator.

"Why you-"

"Hold it right there, mister! If you exterminate this spider, you'll exterminate… this boys future! Everyone will think he's a spider killer and no will ever trust him again! Do you really want that on your conscience?" Leni said.

"Wow… I never thought of it that way. Lady, you just changed my life." The Exterminator said remorsefully.

"Really?" Leni and Lincoln said.

"Of course not, you spider huggers! Exterminator out! Here's my bill." He said and plants the bill on Clyde's face and leaves.

"Leni! That was amazing! But why?" Lincoln asked.

"I heard what you said at the funeral. And besides, maybe spiders aren't so bad after all. I mean, this one's kinda cute… no, never mind! Take it! Take it!" She said and gave Frank back to Lincoln, and ran off. "Ew, ew, ew, ew! It blinked at me!"

"Let's get you back in your cage, Frank." Lincoln said.

"I always thought Frank was a strange name for a female spider." Lisa commented.

Lincoln raised a brow and said," Frank's a girl?"

"Mm-hmmm. I can tell from the markings. Plus, female spiders always get sluggish before they give birth. I'm surprised you didn't notice it, Lucas." Lisa said.

Dipper shrugged and said," I may be smart. But your smarter, sis. You are the resident egghead in the family." He said ruffled her hair, and she blushed a little.

"So that mean's Frank is gonna be a mommy?" Clyde said.

Everyone awed at the thought, and Mabel said.

"Ooo, that mean's I can make tiny little outfits for them! Well, they can't wear them, but it's the thought that counts." Mabel said.

On Monday, Lincoln was ready to take Frank or how they renamed her Frances, back to school. Everyone, minus Leni, bid their farewells to her.

"I'll miss you, Frank, but I'm glad things are gonna be back to normal around here." He said as he walked out of the house.

Meanwhile, Leni was brushing her hair in her and Lori's room. But what she didn't know was that Frances had already laid her egg sac in the vents. The babies then hatched and crawled into her room.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH! SPIDER!" She yelled at the top of her lungs for the house, and possibly the neighborhood to hear.

Lincoln winced, and had a face that read 'Uh-oh'.

I'm thinking about doing the episodes in either Dipper and Mabel's POV, what do you guys think?

Till Next time.