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Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate it!

Dedicated to aero13, A-Dreams-Nightmare and Issy111.

ItaSaku

Chapter six: HUMOR

Itachi and Sakura were kissing when out of nowhere the number one knuckleheaded ninja busted in on them.

"OH MY RAMEN! MY EYES MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE EYES, THEY'VE BEEN SCARRED!" Naruto yelled in surprise and closing his eyes and opening them again to see if he was imagining what he had seen.

"What is it dobe?" Sasuke questioned walking in to see what Naruto's display of adolescence was. What he saw greatly disturbed him, he graciously fainted to the floor with a soft thud.

"I'M NOT IMAGINING IT THEN!" With that Naruto promptly fainted too.

"Well that wasn't one bit awkward." Sakura said looking down at her fallen former comrades.

"What wasn't dear?" Sakura's mother said walking into her child's room; she immediately stopped seeing Naruto and Sasuke unconscious on the floor.

"The boys fainting mother, that's what wasn't awkward." Stepping over them Sakura and Itachi left her bedroom with a worried mother following.

"Sakura what are you doing you just can't leave the boys there unconscious on the floor?" Sakura's mother questioned, stopping them from leaving.

"Mother they're fine, trust me as a medic I know that they are perfectly fine, they're just in shock that's all, nothing to worry about, now if you'll excuse us, Itachi and I have prior arrangements to be somewhere right now. " Sakura walked passed her gaping mother with Itachi following protectively behind. Once Sakura and Itachi were out of hearing distance of her parents she turned to look up at him with a smile.

"There's going to be an onslaught of questions from the boys when they come to and come find us." Sakura smiled leaning into Itachi's warm grasp.

"I know, but it was quite obvious of our relationship with one another, we never hid it, they were apparently just too oblivious." Itachi stopped in the middle of the street and leaned down and captured Sakura's lips with his, a collective noise of awws and oohs were heard.

"Well if they accuse of us not telling them then it's their own fault, because if I remember correctly we've kissed in front of them loads of times." Sakura grabbed hold of Itachi's hand and started to lead him to his home.

Once they were close enough to the Uchiha headquarters Itachi stopped Sakura, he turned her around and crushed her to him, giving her a searing kiss and a hug.

"My my, what do we have here, my precious little cousin and his lover." Shisui Uchiha voiced right into their ears. Sakura just groaned and Itachi had a murderous aura about him, it was the second time in a day that he got interrupted from communicating his love towards Sakura.

"What do you want Shisui?" Itachi hissed.

"Oh nothing really, I was helping your mother cook, when I looked up from the window and I just happened to see my precious baby cousin and his lover and I thought to myself, Shisui wouldn't it be just grand to go over there and have them come and help, because they don't look to busy." Shisui just kept a smile on his face, not entirely realizing the danger he was in, or maybe he did realize and he just wanted to get a rise out of his precious baby cousin.

Sakura looked up at Itachi when she felt him tense up; she just sighed and grabbed Itachi's hands dragging him off.

"Does that mean you're going to help?" Shisui hollered at them when they were in front of the door.

"No Shisui, we're not, we're going to Itachi's room for some privacy, and no you cannot come along!" Sakura walked to the Uchiha house leaving Shisui alone out there in the streets of Konohagakure.

"That's cruel Sakura, that's very cruel." Shisui hollered, as he was walking back to the gates of the compound he felt like someone was following him, he spread out his senses and felt a foreign chakra signature for about a couple seconds, and then it just disappeared.

"Hmm, that's not strange one bit." Shisui entered the gates and walked the two feet to his aunt's house. Once in there he went straight to his aunt. Mikoto looked up seeing her nephew.

"Shisui? Shisui sweetheart what's wrong?" Shisui looked at his aunt and gave a halfhearted shrug.

"Aunt Mikoto whatever would you get the idea that something is wrong with me?" Mikoto looked into her nephew's black eyes.

"Shisui I know something is wrong with you, just tell me."

"Aunt Mikoto where are Itachi and Sakura?"

"They're in Itachi's room hopefully making me a grandmother!" Mikoto squealed in a high pitched girly voice.

"Okay, that last part I really didn't need to know, but before I came back in here from bugging Itachi and Sakura I felt a foreign chakra signature, but the thing is I've felt this same signature a couple of times before, and each time was when someone was trying to kill Sakura."

"So you think someone is trying to kill Sakura?" Mikoto questioned putting the dinner in bowls.

"Not necessarily aunt Mikoto, this being could be protecting her, we really don't know, I just thank it wise to keep a look out on Sakura, I know for sure that Itachi can protect her if the worse happens, and she's pretty skilled herself, but it's best we keep a watchful eye out, also it's not wise to tell Itachi what we know."

"You're right, though I thank Fugaku should know, if what you say is true then-"Mikoto was abruptly cut off.

"Where is he? I'm going to kick his butt?" Sasuke hissed walking into the kitchen.

"Sasuke, honey, you shouldn't be here, you're not supposed to be out of the hospital until tomorrow." Mikoto replied in shock at her youngest child's appearance.

"He got out early! Though where is he?" Naruto answered and questioned walking in behind his bestfreind-though he'd never admit it.

"What are you two talking about?" Mikoto looked perplexed

"We're talking about Itachi mother, where is he?"

"Yo, children, he's with Sakura in his bedroom, making babies according to your mother." Shisui couldn't contain the smile that broke out on his handsome face seeing Sasuke's and Naruto's reaction to that.

"If we're children what are you, a toddler? What do you mean that he's making babies with Sakura?" Sasuke paled even more, poor Naruto had no clue what was going on.

"I'll have you know I'm an adult who acts very mature… by my standards. When I say he's making babies with Sakura it means they are making love….. Any who, why are you here Uzumaki aren't you supposed to be on a mission?" There was no vocal reply to what Shisui had just said, Sasuke and Naruto ran out the room so fast, all you could here was them running up the stairs towards Itachi's bedroom.

"Shisui why'd you have to tell them what was happening, they're going to interrupt them, and that means I'll have to wait some more time to become a grandmother."

"Don't worry aunt Mikoto; Itachi will probably threaten them enough where they'll leave them alone so you most likely will become a grandmother to night." Shisui walked out of the room heading up the stairs to see what was going down up there. As he turned the corner he ducked just in time to nearly have been hit by a flying body, Uzumaki's to be exact.

"Yo, little Sasuke leave them alone." Shisui walked over to where Itachi had his brother cowering in a corner in fear. Shisui looked behind Itachi into his doorway to see Sakura in bed covering herself with a blanket. Itachi looked behind him when he saw Sakura getting out of the bed out of the corner of his eye.

"Leave us alone foolish little brother. Shisui deal with him and Uzumaki, have a good spar with them." With that Itachi pushed his brother to Shisui and turned around and headed into his room, shutting the door behind him.

Itachi flopped down on his bed with a sigh, Sakura walked over to him climbing on top of him and laying down. Reaching his arms up Itachi wrapped them around Sakura's petite form.

"I love you Itachi." Sakura told him snuggling into his muscular chest.

"As do I." Itachi slowly sat up bringing Sakura with him.

"What are you doing tomorrow afternoon?" Itachi questioned rubbing Sakura's back.

"Nothing, as of right now, Tsunade is forcing me off of work for the rest of the week, why?"

"Just wondering, come bathe with me tomorrow in the hot spring." Sakura turned around in Itachi's lap facing him.

"I will as long as don't get called back to go to work... Are you planning to use some of your Uchiha magic on me?" Kissing Itachi Sakura couldn't help the smile that came to her face.

"Hn."

"Itachi! Don't hn me." As Sakura glared at Itachi there was a knock on Itachi's bedroom door.

"Yo, lovebirds it time to stop making babies and time to eat!"

AN: Now tell me does everyone know the real meaning of Valentine's Day?

I want your honest opinion does Itachi seem OOC in here?

If y'all could be so kind and take the poll on my profile to see whether Sakura should live or die in here, it'd be greatly appreciated!

Again Happy Valentine's Day!

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~ItaSaku1