Hey guys! Thanks My World of Eli and Moxxy for reviewing! Trust me, it's been hard lately, but I'm finally ready to get my life back on track sooo more updating. Oh my gosh, I really want Eclare to interact again, I can't wait for Friday's episode! I ship Drianca, but I totally love how Drew decided to help Katie out but hang out with Bianca, finally Drew, you've stopped an ass...enjoy!
Going out to Jake's cabin…wish me luck :l –Clare E.
Tori read the status, and gasped. "Eli! You know where Jake's cabin is?" Tori asks, walking over to her brother. "Yeah…why?" Eli answers. "I wanna go…to visit." Tori whispers. "Ok, come on, let's go catch a bus." Eli sighs. After walking to the bus station, Eli coughed from the smoke. "Eli, this is going to be awesome! Riding a plane to the middle of the woods!" Tori cheers. "Uh Tori…we're taking a bus then biking the rest." Eli corrects her, holding two helmets. "Oh no…" She gasps. Buying their tickets, Eli guides Tori to the bus, as she's smelling passer goers. "Sorry about my parasite of a sister." Eli apologizes. Tori licks a man, as he stares at her. "Is there something wrong with her?" He questions, and Eli walks away.
Tori hands the driver money, and he stops her. "Ma'am, what is this?" He asks. "Money." Tori replies. "Euros. I only accept dollars." He says. "But-but-but…I'm poor. And homeless! Hanging out with my boyfriend!" Tori cries, putting her arm around Eli. "Whoa! I'm your brother!" Eli answers, and hands the man a twenty. There were only about 4 people on the bus, and Tori giggles. "Ugh! There's like no seats left! Sir, may I sit with you?" Tori asks to a woman. "I'm a lady. And sit there." She instructs. Tori sits next her, and hugs her. "How long has it been? 18 years?" Tori gasps. "I'm only 19!" The lady says. "And I'm 16! Point is?" Tori snaps back. "Go away!" The lady instructs. "Why? I got rid of my lice like by rubbing my head onto years last night. We had a lot of fun!" Tori replies, and the lady changes seats. "Thanks don't come again!" Tori calls out.
After sitting in her own seat, Tori took out a magazine, and tried reading it upside down. After sitting upside down, Tori yelled "This is uncomfortable bus driver man!" "Ma'am, sit in your seat!" He screams. "No!" Tori yells back, and Eli hits her. After a while, Tori gave a big sigh as an old man sat next to her. "Glee." He mutters, which Tori rolls her eyes. Eli, in front of her, was talking to a girl that was sitting next to him. Kicking the seat, Tori yelled for Eli. "WHAT?" Eli asks, looking irritated. "Switch places, please." Tori begs. "Nope." Eli smirks, as the man turns to Tori. "Uh-oh. I think my breakfasts going up." He starts. "NO! NO! NO!" Tori screams as the bus stops, and the digested burrito falls on top of her lap. "Hell!" She says, and Eli starts laughing.
"Why do you find this funny?" Tori asks. "Because- our stop!" Eli screams, as they passed the entrance to the forest. "STOP THE BUS!" Tori screams. "WHAT?" The bus driver replies. "You missed our stop!" Tori answers. The bus immediately comes to a stop, and the doors open. "Please! Leave!" The bus driver begs, and everyone starts clapping. "Screw you people too!" Tori answers, and leaves. "Are we taking another bus?" Tori asks. "Actually, we're biking 5 miles." Eli replies. "5-5-5-5 miles?" Tori gasps. "Yeah, not that long." Eli shrugs off. "Fine." Tori mutters, putting on a helmet. Hopping onto the bike behind Eli, she braces herself. It went 20 minutes the first mile, as Tori kept falling off. Eventually, Tori decided to tie herself to Eli. "Seriously?" He asks, and pedals again. As the sun set, the two finally made it to Jake's cabin. "Tori." Eli whispers, watching as Tori ran to the cabin door.
"I won't matter, they're in there." Tori replies, and hears screaming. "What the heck…" Tori whispers. "It's like Halloween. I always put a stereo in the window upstairs and put in a really frightening CD full of scary noises and scary music. Point the speakers outside so the sounds permeate the neighborhood.
Put one of those big plastic spiders that looks real on a piece of transparent string. Used to have Julia in the attic or an upstairs window that hangs over the front door. And I slowly descend the spider in front of trick-or-treaters as they come to the door!
Then I had mom dress up as a mummy or a scarecrow, and have them sit very still in a lawn chair. She jumped up suddenly growling or making spooky noises as kids come to the door. Then you have to be dressed up to look like one of those fake scarecrow figures made of hay for it to work, but you refuse to.
When someone rang the doorbell, yank the door open very suddenly, screaming and howling for effect. It's really fun! I do this every year and have a great time." Tori explains. "Oh my god…you just explained something thoroughly without messing up!" Eli gasps. "Jerk!" Tori teases. Eli opens the door, to have Bianca and Alli screaming. "Whoa, I'm not really emo anymore…" Eli says. "Jake, he told me this story about a killer, Clare got lost in the-" Alli explains. "Because Backwoods Bhandari went around kissing Clare's ex. It's funny…her so called best friends date her exes-but you." Bianca points out.
"Shut up!" Eli says, and leaves. Tori props herself on the couch, and noticed the tension between Alli and Bianca. "So…how's the weather?" Tori asks. "Shut up, Goldsworthy." Bianca scowls. "Amen." Tori whispers. "What the hell? Did you just seriously agree with me?" Bianca asks. "Do you think pets have sexual dreams about their owners?" Tori asks. "No! Well, I dunno." Alli answers. "How 'bout them Lakers?" Tori pops up. "That basketball team?" Bianca realizes. "No, basketball." Tori corrects her. "That's what I said!" Bianca yells. "Pushy." Tori mutters.
After having Bianca yell at Tori, Clare, Drew, Jake and Eli came back to the cabin. "Thank god your safe!" Tori sighs, hugging Clare. "Yeah, thanks Tor." Clare whispers." Who?" Tori asks. "Victoria…Tori…Tor…" Clare explains. "Oh!" Tori realizes. Jake takes Clare over to the kitchen, and Tori looks over at Eli. He was blushing, staring at the kitchen door. "Well, tonight's been-" Eli started, but they heard knocking. "Someone's outside!" Bianca gasps.
"Come on, that stupid stories' not real." Drew laughs, as him and walk up to the window. Tori sighs, as they don't panic, but her relief stops as she hears Drew and Eli screaming. Jake and Clare ran over, then the group was panicking as the door knocked. "Maybe he's taking a virgin! Clare, Katie, sacrifice yourselves!" Bianca screams. "I'm a virgin!" Tori answers. "Sure, sis of Dr. Doom." Bianca retorts. Mr. and Mrs. Martin opened the door, ending the summer with relief.
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