Hiya Everyone I'm going to be taking a long break from Bear Brothers until I can get used to writing in a non humorous tone also I apologize for not updating on Halloween like I wanted too… or thanksgiving, I've been getting bad grades and that has really blocked most of my creativity and time lately plus I was sick for a little while Anyway as always read and review or I swear to god I will backstab your mother because I never really was on your side


Toothy strikes the person several times with his kukri* until the figure falls to the floor,

The lights flip on to reveal Lumpy and Sniffles, Sniffles looking on in shock and lumpy slowly munching on midnight snack.

Toothy looks down and sees the person he was striking ,a blue skunk in a fire retardant suit.

"Um I can explain mate uhhh you see I heard a scream and uh I thought there was a spy," tried to explain but Sniffles simply pointed to Petunias bunk it was very clean, even for Petunia for the sole exception of a single crumb of bread which was so small it's amazing anyone could ever notice it even Petunia.

"Ohh," Toothy sighed.

Lumpy and Sniffles then grabbed the beaver and tossed him in a holding cell to "Calm down". Toothy moves to the corner and lays down and begins to think about his mistake.


12:20

Guns shots rang out through the base, Toothy got up and ran to the edge of his cell and found that he could open it easily. "Bloody idiot forgot to lock it" Toothy says running to the sound of the gun shots but then suddenly he realizes he has forgotten his weapons.

Toothy runs to the armory and starts grabbing his gear. "hmm lets see here we got a rifle, Jar of piss, machine gun, Jar of piss, bow and arrow, might need that, Jarate piss jar users guide no, no, already read that beauty 8 times now," Toothy thinks while loading and packing his gear. He was about to leave when he spies* his old antique Australian shield, "Ehh, what the heck" he says plopping it on his back "Whether or not I hurry those bloody idiots are going to be dead by the nights end anyway," He once again runs towards the gun shots which for some reason hasn't stopped since he got out of his cell.

"YAAAARRAAAAA!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!" Lumpy says Firing his gun wildly around the room. "Lumpy!" Sniffles yells at the blue moose. "AHAAAHHAHAH COME ON OUT LITTLE BABY AWW DON'T CRY!!" Lumpy continues to yell, "LUMPY!!" Sniffles yells as hard as he can. "Yes Doctor," Lumpy said as he stopped firing.

Sniffles clears his throat and responds "I'm afraid I wasn't really on your side!" The intruder almost casually removes his mask and stabs the moose in the back.

The Spy revealed to be Shifty chuckles to him self. "Oh dear it appears I have gotten blood on my suit hehe" he wipes off his suit and ponders where the pesky sniper of the team is.

The then spy hears a loud "Oi" and turns toward the doorway to see Toothy aiming his trusty rifle at him "You no you, got a Big bloody fucking head, wanker!" Toothy yells at the Spy.

Shifty laughs. "Oh you little Australian man" He then changes his tone to his regular cocky, douchbag self. "I deeply pity you, tell me are my reports true or do you really live in a camper VAN!" He then bursts into laughing.

Toothy more than a little pissed off takes the shot…. and it hits! "Serves you right you bloody wanker!" He yells taunting the corpse. The Sniper begins to walk away when he hears a faint whisper in his ear .

"Peek-a-boo"


Will Be continued!!!!!