**And welcome to another chapter of Anya's Dream Date! This is Ari, and I hate to say it, but this chapter is short. And I mean, short. But it reveals a bit more about the, er, "plot." School's going easier for me, so expect another one soon (read: in the next week or so). Sorry, I know I'm a slow updater! ^^;; Well, lesse, Konami owns Snake and Otacon, and er...yeah. So, enjoy!**

Snickers landed the helicopter expertly, and sat back in the pilot's seat as Snake frantically looked about for some better weapons. He currently only had his M9. As he searched, Snickers and Kitty chatted.

"So, ah, how'd you become a helicopter pilot?" Kitty asked politely.

Snickers laughed and blushed. "Ah...well, that's an odd story. You see, I went to bed last night in my house...and I woke up in this 'copter knowing how to fly it." She sat up straight, a hand behind her head. "Then Jayna called me, and well..."

Kitty blinked. "So Snake is a game character for you, too?"

Snickers eyes widened. "You mean, you know too? About Metal Gear Solid--"

"And MGS2! Precisely!" Kitty finished. They both nodded.

"So we were both dragged into this..." Snickers looked around the cockpit and found a place to hang her headphones. She looked at Kitty. "Then I'm coming in with you."

Kitty blinked again. "But you're supposed to be the pilot in this, er, story I guess..."

Snickers adjusted her hat and tightened her skirt's belt. "And let you save the gorgeous Otacon by yourself? I think not," she said, standing up. "I'm gonna be a merc now!"

Kitty laughed. "So you had a video game character crush, too?"

Snickers blushed. "Yup."

The two girls high-fived. "Yeah!"

Snickers grinned widely. "Just call me by codename and I'll be there!"

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A masked guard walked up to the brown-eyed woman.

"Ma'am, they've landed on the helipad. Should we capture them?"

The woman laughed and continued playing her Gameboy Advance. "No, let them come. I love a challenge."

The guard bowed. "Yes, ma'am."

As the guard left, a figure stepped out from the shadows.

"You underestimate him and the girl." Spurs clicked on the floor. The marble floor.

"Ocelot! I told you, take those ridiculous things off! You're going to scratch the floor, you nincompoop!" the woman said, not taking her eyes off the GBA's small, dimly lit screen. "And get me my GBA light! I can't see a darn thing of what's going on!"

Ocelot stepped back quickly. He began to jerk violently, and his voice--and hair--changed.

"Why should I, woman?" an English-lilted voice demanded. The woman turned around to face Liquid.

"Because I said so, you British moron!" The lady then turned back to her screen, only to find she had died. "Ooh, you...made...me...DIE!"

"Oh, shut up, its only a video game." Liquid began to saunter away.

The woman stomped up to Liquid.

"And you're only a video game character!" She kicked him in the butt with the toe of her high heel shoe.

"Oww--urgh--OW!" The voice changed back to Ocelot. He rubbed his backside as he walked off. "Damn arm..."

As the woman sat back down on her "throne" of sorts, she yelled in his direction, "And take those dumb spurs off! No eighteen year old in their right mind--or MINDS--would wear those!"

"She's right, you know," a British voice came from down the hallway.

"Shut up, you stupid, useless git--" Ocelot stopped. "Aw, now he's got me speaking British!"

The woman laughed as the egos continued to battle. This was even more fun to watch in real life than in MGS2...

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Otacon continued to shiver in his cell when the door opened. He huddled in the corner, fearing the woman with the brown eyes. Instead, a woman almost entirely dressed in blue walked in.

She had on dark blue jeans, a blue sleeveless top, long blue gloves and boots that zipped up to her mid-calf. Her dark brown hair was tied up in a braid, twisted into a loose bun atop her head. She walked with an elegance that cannot be described.

She came up to Otacon, kneeled down next to him, and handed him a thick blanket.

Her eyes shone in the darkness, and her blue eye shadow glittered.

"I am Katana Angel. Do not fear. Snake and Kitty are here now. They will come for you." She stood up slowly. As she turned to leave, Otacon saw the long blade strapped to her back. On her shirt's shoulder blades were two small painted wings. "Stay warm, Hal. She's too worried to deal with you right now." She shut the door behind her, not making a noise.

Otacon wrapped the blanket around himself tightly. His shivering stopped. And he actually fell asleep.