Maple Leaf: Alright, I had already typed this one up, so I just had to make a few changes before I could upload it.

Scourge: I hate you…

Firestar: I hate you too. Can we get this over with?

Maple Leaf: In due time. Now stop arguing with your brother.

Scourge and Firestar: We're what?!

Maple Leaf: Oh, not brother! Half-brother!

Scourge: Who's your daddy!

Firestar: I dunno. Who's your daddy?

Scourge: No clue. Hey, that means she doesn't have any proof! Ha!

Maple Leaf: Erin Hunter said so!

Scourge and Firestar: Grr you, Erin Hunter!

Maple Leaf: Alright, lets do it to it!

"Hey, Scourge!" Concrete called. Scourge, who was sitting on top of a nearby building, heard the call. He leapt onto a smaller building, then a dumpster, and finally on the ground.

"What is it?" he asked.

"You've gotten a dare…from me."

"Oh, great. Fine, what is it?"

"You have to go to the clans-"

"Okay."

"—and sing the F.U.N. Song-"

"Not okay."

"—with Firestar-"

"This is gonna end badly!"

"—in the middle of a gathering. Won't you let a cat finish speaking before you butt in?!"

"No! I won't do it!"

"You have to! I dared you!"

"Ugh, I hate you!"

"Aw, I love you too!"

"You what?"

"It's called sarcasm, dear."

"Just making sure, because if you really did love me, you wouldn't force me to do this!"

"Well, I'm glad that I don't. Now get ready; this is gonna be videotaped."

"Why are you addicted with me and cameras?"

"Oh, you'll find out…"

Firestar was about ready to announce the news of the moon to the rest of the clan.

"There was a dog scent earlier this month near the border of us and WindClan that stretched to the lake before it disappeared at the edge. There have been three new kits born…and that's about it."

"Alright." Mistystar said "Then I guess this ends the-" suddenly, there was a bright flash in the center of the clearing, and two cats magically appeared.

"Concrete!" Squirrelflight exclaimed in happiness.

"Scourge?!" Firestar exclaimed in shock and fear "I thought you were dead!"

"…I cant answer that question. But I'm here, for a dare."

"Are you daring me, or am I daring you?"

"Somebody dared me to sing with you."

"…what's the song?"

"The F.U.N. Song."

"That cat has a sense of humor apparently. Too bad we don't sound like those two sea creatures. Looks like we can't-"

"Not so fast!" Concrete interrupted.

"And you yell at me about butting into people's conversations." Scourge muttered.

"I have the ability to change your voices to the extent needed."

"Yay…" Scourge said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. "Wait, why is my voice deeper?"

"Wow, did you really just—hey, why do I sound like a squeaky toy?!"

"Haha, sucks for you!"

"Oh, shut up!"

"Make me!"

"I'll kill you again if I need to!"

"Not before I kill you first!" before long, an all-out fight broke out between the two.

"Hey!" Brambleclaw exclaimed. The two stopped tussling, with Firestar on top of Scourge. "Aren't you supposed to be doing the dare, now?"

"Thank you, Brambleclaw." Concrete said.

"Wouldn't miss this for a lifetime." He murmured, holding up a camera.

"Technically, I won the fight, though." Firestar gloated, stepping back and sitting down.

"It's not about winning, it's about fun!" Scourge mocked.

"Hey, that's my line!"

"And this is just a dare to die for!"

"Hey!" two random voices said. Everybody looked to the treebridge and saw two hedgehogs there. One was blue while the other was black and red. "That's our lines!"

"Oh, who cares!" Scourge said. The blue one laughed at his voice, while the other one just rolled his eyes at his friend, shrugged, and dragged him away.

"Awkward…" Firestar muttered.

"I know, right?"

"Let's just get this over with."

"For once, I agree with you. Kinda spooky."

"…anyways…it's not about winning, it's about fun!"

"What's that?"

"Fun is when you…fun is…it's like…it's kinda-sorta like a…what is fun? Let me spell it out for you-"

"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for-" a white cat with large black paws sang.

"Blackstar, this is Firestar's dare." Mistystar said, thwacking him upside the head with a paw.

"…F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!" Firestar sang, casting odd glances at the ShadowClan leader. Scourge gave a sigh.

"F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium bombs! N is for no survivors when you-" Scourge said, eyes closed in impatience.

"Plankton, those things aren't what fun is about!" Firestar said, placing his tail on Scourge's shoulder in 'concren'.

"Get your tail off of me, Firefool!"

"It's called acting, Screwed!"

"Don't make me claw your throat out again!"

"YO!" the two cats froze to see a blind silver tabby siting near Concrete "Get to singing!"

"…Now do it like this. F is for friends who do stuff to-"

"Never, that's completely idiotic!"

"Here, let me help you." Firestar growled, getting annoyed at being in this guy's presence "F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. TRY IT!" the flame-colored tom hit Scourge with his paw.

"N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea." They both 'sang'. It was more of them both growling irritated at each other.

"Wait, I don't understand this. I feel all…tingly inside, should we stop?"

"Yes!" Firestar said, leaping up and running towards the tree bridge. "Sayonara, suckers!" then he ran into an invisible force-field.

"Did you do that, Concrete?" Onestar asked. She shook her head.

"Then that must mean StarClan wants you two to finish the song." Mistystar said. By now everyone was holding up cameras and recorders. Scourge looked up to the sky.

"Screw you, StarClan!" he shouted. A second later there was a strike of lightning in between him and Firestar. "Fine, we'll finish!"

"No, that's how you're supposed to feel!"

"Well, I like it, lets do it again!"

"Okay!" at that point, Concrete signaled for everyone else to start singing, which they reluctantly did so.

"F is for frolicking through all the flowers! U is for ukulele! N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sun licking here with my best buddy!

"Well, that was humiliating." Scourge muttered, his voice back to normal.

"Why the heck would we pick each other's noses?" Firestar asked, his voice restored too.

"Because we were high on catnip?"

"…maybe…"

"It's about time we left. Goodbye!" Concrete said, disappearing with a flash, taking Scourge with him.

"Peace out!" Scourge said before he vanished.

"…at that note, the Gathering is over now. Lets go home." Firestar said, walking back to the tree bridge. He knew he'd have to face humiliation once he got back to his clan.

Maple Leaf: That wasn't so bad, was it?

Scourge and Firestar: YES IT WAS!

Maple Leaf: Gosh! Anyways, I don't own these two cats, or any of the others in the gathering except Concrete.

Scourge: Yeah! And Firestar, soon it's gonna be YOUR turn to get humiliating dares.

Firestar: Well, at least I don't have to do it BY MYSELF!

Brambleclaw: The Author and her reviewers are probably gonna make us miserable.

Jayfeather: Please go easy on me, everyone, I'm blind!

Brambleclaw: You never wanted anyone to go easy on you BEFORE!

Jayfeather: SHH! They don't need to know that!

Maple Leaf: *laughing* Oh my gosh! But don't worry, the Warriors aren't going to be the only people I torture!

All: Huh?

Maple Leaf: I like Sonic Stuff, too! I'll probably torture them too!

Sonic: *out of nowhere* What?! NO!

Scourge: Hey, it's that blue hedgehog!

Maple Leaf: Oh, yeah, I just had to stuff Sonic in here. I don't own him…or Shadow.

Everybody (Including me): BYEEEEEE!