A: Hello my wonderful readers! *Mysterious clapping comes from unknown source* How are all of you today?
Hidan: How the hell are they supposed to answer that? Your in a fuckin' computer!
A: Imagination! *Makes rainbow with hands*
Hidan: O.o What the fu-
A:Well my amazing readers! I'd like to inform any of you who are awesome and smart enough to read this, that I changed a few things in the previous ch.
Hidan: Good. 'Cuz it sucked As-
A: I made it so Gaara doesn't grab Abby's wrist or extends his hands for a handshake. I figured he wouldn't be that touchy...yet. *Moves eyebrows up and down*
Hidan: You know your Fuckin' retarded righ-
A:Anyways, I'd also like to inform you that-
Hidan: Jashin Damnit women! Would you stop cutting me off?
*Smacks Hidan on the head with a frying pan so he passes out*
A: As I was saying *sweetly smiled, frying pan still in hand* that right now this story is setted in between Naruto coming back, and Gaara being captured by the Akastuki. I also made it so that Sai is already on Naruto's team. So to sum it up! Sai is already on Naruto's team. Yamato isn't here yet...If I ever feel like putting him in. Gaara is the Kazekage. Gaara isn't captured yet. Even though it wasn't in the anime, Sasori and Deidara sneak into the leaf village to steal some important scrolls. Whew! I'm done.
*Hidan picks head up of ground*
Hidan: Enjoy and remember, A-Chan does not own any characters, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto. She does however, own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that she came up with. May you pray that Jashin-Sama doesn't kill your asses.
"Nice to meet you. I will be your instructor for a while."
"Woah, Wait, What? How old are you?" I asked him
"16"
" Oh my flippin turtles inna rainbow shell of awesomess! Even though I just turned 15 a couple months ago, your not that older than I am!" I exclaimed (AN: *hint hint* Note the exclamation point *hint hint*)
"What does skill have to do with age?" The blonde talked for the redhead. I'm hair-ist O.o
"I don't know." I said thinking
"And even if it did matter, he's still older." She explained
"And taller." I said as I went up to him to inspect the difference in height with my hand. I notices that he tensed up, as I was pretty close. I moved away after proving my fact to myself
"Ok, I may get the age thing, but height?" The blonde asked
"I don't know. But I like it." I answered
"What?"
"I don't know...I've been saying, 'I don't know' alot, but anyways...I'm weird like that. I don't like it when boys near my age are younger than me, or when boys my age or older, are shorter." I explained. Which got me weird looks from the two, but not the redhead who was just staring at me.
"Either way Gaara is older and taller so why were you spazzing out?" Mr. Kitty Ears asked
"Dare?" (Who is that, or to be technical, who?) I asked
"Me." I heard a voice near the read head, so I go over to him and look all around. Up, down, side to side, behind, and over.
"Nande kuso? (What the hell?) Oh my gosh guys! I'm hearing voices!" I started to panick and started running around in circles flailing my arms around.
I stopped dead in my tracks in front of the redhead as result of his sand capturing me.
"I said that." He explained
"Ooooohhhhh. So your Gaara." I stated
"Yes." His sand crumbled and went back into his gourd-thinger, which left my body to do as it pleased.
"You know what this means?" I yelled
"I'm a lil scared to ask." Mr. Kitty Ears said unsure
"It means- INTRODUCTIONS! Ok, you first Mr. Kitty Ears." I gestured to him
" Mr. Kitty Ears?" He questioned
"Hai, hai. Just go." I ordered
"Fine. My name is Kankuro. The middle sibling of these two."
"Hmm, Hmm." I noised, sitting on the ground criss-crossed, my head resting in my hand. (Hai, hai, and Hmm, hmm are gestures and noises to show that they are listening.)
"Hey. I'm Temari. The oldest of us."
" I am Godaime Kazekage, Gaara. The youngest." My eyes widened as he said this
"Your the Kazekage?" I asked
"Yes."
"Man! All I had to do was say Gaara!" I thought about the previous episode.
"You mean when you were saying you were from Sunagakure?" Temari asked
"If you mean the Sand Village, then yes."
"Yup."
"Hmmmmm. So your gonna be my sensei?" I questioned to Gaara, forgetting the previous conversation
"Yes."
"Not much of a speaker is he?" I whispered to Kankuro
"Nope. Never has been. But, beleive it or not, her used to be worse." Kankuro whispered back
"Woah."
"So, Gaara-sensei! When do we start?" I asked saluting him
"Tomorrow."
Hope you guys liked it! I'll update as soon as I get the motivation I need from some, or at least one new review. So, review, alert, inbox if you have questions or suggestions, fav, ect.!
