It was beautiful. The wedding. We kidnapped Lucy as planned. It was awesome because she was screaming and blowing out everyone's eardrums. The Trimens were crying themselves out while they tried to get her in the car. I smiled. It was hilarious. They did eventually get her in the carriage. On the other hand. The field was what I was talking about being beautiful, though. I was so surprised when Natsu said he did it himself. He told me he only told me because I was sober. So it was like this Lucy had escaped and entered her own wedding. That was the secret plan so it was all good. Ofcourse Natsu wasn't too happy about the Trimens being in it. He made up the secret plan but whatever. Erza was dealing with it as well. She's only refrained from hitting Ichiya because they did help. Now that the After Party has just started though, I have a feeling that he will go missing in the mere future. Another Group made it as well though. I was so shocked when I saw them. It was like this.

The three men at the front were making a lot of noise. Crying their poor hearts out. Who are they again? Natsu and Lucy walked down the aisle obviously satisfied with their predicament. I decided to get Curious.

"Hey. Who are you people?"

People started leaving. The three wore flowered shirts and shorts. And had star sunglasses. Weird style but I've seen worse. "You don't remember us at all do you?"The leader (I think.) Said. The others gasped "You Don't!"

I thought about it. "Nope."

They spared a few tears out of routine. Wendy and Charle came over as well.

"Are you trying to figure out who these people are, Cana? I was curious as well."She said.

"Are you sure you don't remember me and my Lackeys."

The name popped in my head.

"No Way!"

"We used to look like this." They transformed into their outfits and jiggled. "The jiggle booty squad."

"Do ya'll still have-"

Me, Wendy, and Charle all were dressed in the black outfit in just a few seconds.

"Swagg."We jiggled with them. I was laughing so hard at the sight of their planning pose. Wendy had joined in as well.

"So what made you change?"

"We decided to give up our full time Truly Evil and make it only Part time. We work for a magazine company."

"Its not the Sorcerer, is it?"

"No its a side magazine made by them."

Cool. We jiggled some more. Then Romeo entered the scene. "Ahh Wendy."

She looked up to see Romeo looking at her in her jiggle booty suit. I signaled for the them to change her back. When we were all back in our normal clothes. Romeo's face looked like this.

O.o

Wendy put her head down.

Romeo ran over. "Don't worry Wendy. I still love you with all your weirdness!"

The jiggle booty squad-in all their evilness- cried out. "Young Love!"

They changed back into normal clothes. "Are yall coming to the After Party!"

"No. We still have to work. See you Again Soon!"

They took a leave. I noticed everyone had left by then.

"Ya'll wanna use my transport card. Well get there before everyone."

They nodded. I took it out and in a second we were back in the library in front of the storage room where the alcohol is being stored. "Awesome, Cana!"

"That was cool."A deep voice said.

Freed stood right at the door. I picked up my card. "I guess I still get the first drink."

And then Freed opened the door and I was once again Jolly and Jovial. The AfterParty is only in its beginning stages though. Everybody will probably be sleeping in the guild tonight. Gildarts was on the floor beside my table. Obviously gone.(I won the contest . . .As usual.) On a projection Lacrima there was a slideshow of the days of NaLu. From beginning to end. The Beginning. Suddenly I was tumbled over with another human. Black hair. It seems he had protected me from Makeshift Chaos. His flying had caused him to flip a few tables. In a bun. Crashing into me yet still flying. I didn't even have time to scream I was so surprised, I didn't even have time to scream. I was too busy admiring the Pecs and amazing Abz I was being pressed up against. This person twisted in the air-with me still intact-and kicked a table to avoid it, shattering it. Please tell me we're going to hit the ground soon. How far in the air had we gone exactly? When we did land he immediately flipped us over so he was on top. Purple Armor. He lifted his head from my breasts. I knew who he was.

"*Hiccup* I remember you."

I suddenly started seeing red.

A Few Minutes Later

I dusted my hands off. Stupid man was still saying wait. I busted the bottle on his head. That shut him up. Then I walked off. I had to get revenge. Everyone here knows I don't waste good alcohol for nothin'. If he hadn't done anything I might've actually went out with him. He aint so bad lookin' but he might have a scar from that bottle. Kinda nice that he saved me and miraculously kicked my father some place. I should go look for Gildarts anyway. After I started I procrastinated and started admiring my work of art. Why's he here anyway? Looking around I saw quite a few people from other guilds. Sting and Rogue. Lyon(ofcourse.), Sherry and her cousin, some weird looking demon people, some maids who knew Lucy, and a coupla other people too. Wow. We really do Party. Always have, Always Will. "COOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!"

Oh Snap. Jason was Drinking. Jason and a bottle of Strong Tequila don't go together.

"Cana-san, did he try and hit on Youuuuu!"

"Who did?!"

Jason pointed at my fine artwork. Gildarts suddenly was up and dragging him out. Awesome. I saw Jason looking through his Camera. What did he take? I was suddenly walking towards him when I was turned again and the drunkard was behind me. Gildarts had a ball of light in his hand. MiraJane saw what was happening and threw a table(yes, a table) at Erza to pass and block his path. It was like slow motion. I was jumpin' out of the way and Gildarts was throwing out his hand. Suddenly Natsu was right there. Natsu covered his hand with fire and put it over Gildarts hand and put the light out. The drinking guy had once again miraculously avoided the table. The Table! There goes the slow motion again. Natsu half turned. So did Gray, Erza, Lyon(yes Lyon.), and Jellal. The Place filled with magical light. A hand covered my eyes. I wasn't sure if it was mine or his. After a few seconds of loud explosions and chings(yes chings) I moved the hand and sat up. Mira also came up from behind the bar. Erza had chunks of ice around her. Gray was asleep. And Kinana had knocked Gildarts and Natsu out of the way. I started laughing. Like Laughing laughing. The Table still had swords in it and everything. I was crying I was laughing so hard. They didn't realize how they looked right now. The guild was quiet. A few joined me in laughing so I didnt stop until the guy behind me started laughing. I punched him directly in the face. The rest of the guild started laughing at this. He did start it. The place went dark. And Gajeel appeared behind the curtain.

The whole guild fired up at this.

"Shoo bii do Bop." This is the guild I'm used too. I kicked the drunk guy to the side and joined the festivities. With a Beer.

EverGreen walked in with. Elfman. With Bags. Hmm. Did they go on a mission? Ever's face twitched when she saw Gajeel on stage. I then saw a flash. Jason was clipping by the second.

"CooooooLLLLLLLLLLL! ElfEver!"

This brought attention to her.

"Jason"

Jason looked up(bad choice) and was turned into a statue. Mira and Erza were quickly over there to negotiate. Jason was quite an important part of Fairytail. I took a swig of Vodka. Gray and Juvia were making out in a corner(Again). Natsu was fighting Elfman(Did not he just get here?), Gildarts was talking with Laxus. When did he get here? The Drunk guy was still unconscious. I can't remember his name. Levy had joined Gajeel in singing. The Trimens were apologizing big to Lucy for the earlier kidnapping. Loke had somehow came out with Aries and were talking to Wakaba and Macao. Wendy and Romeo staring at Jason. The stone Jason. Ultear sat next to me. "Wassup" She was drinking a glass of Brandy. "Why are you going on so strong, so early?"

"Stress. Reliever. Trying to stay away from a depressing man fawning over his redheaded lost love and its just like Uhhhh. Meredy's having fun with people her age and I'm just like Uhhhh. Freak it."

I nodded knowing exactly what she was talking about. "Its like Oh my God. Just each other and move on with life. The relationship would be solved so much quicker."

" I so totally agree. How come we've never met! I like you."I exclaimed. "But um. I saw them pretty close to each other the other day. They might be doing it secretly."

She scooted closer and whispered.. "How close?"

"If I remember really. They were talking at first. At an arms length. Then I had to choose between what they were doing and Mirajane's new friend-who I was investigating at the time- and I chose Mira but I remember Jellal was whispering something in Erza's ear at my last glance. I didn't think much of it because he's always around. You know."

Ultear put a hand on her lips. "Hohoho. You want to investigate?"

"Well ofcourse. I'm finished with my other investigation. Why not?"

We grinned. Meredy came up.

"Something tells me that Jellal's life is about to become a lot harder."

Oh Yes. Yes It is.

Geheh. Im gonna have fun writing these next few chapters. 'Evil Smirk'