Me: -gives Fang a tissue- Are you done crying now?
Fang: I wasn't crying! -blows nose-
Me: Whatever...
Angel Must Never Be Allowed to Become:
1. President: World Domination just wouldn't be a good idea right now...
2. Olympic Swimmer: The whole 'never coming up to breath' thing is not only unfair, but might freak out the other competitors...
3. Worker At Seaworld: "This just in; it seems that all the penguins at Seaworld have gone missing..."
4. Sport's Coach: You don't have to worry about players screwing up a play if you're controlling their minds. You also don't have to worry about losing if you're controlling the other team's minds, too...
5. School Principal: How are kids (or teachers) supposed to get away with anything if their principal already knows who did it?
6. Any Kind of Store Worker: I can just see the sales in the store going up as Grandmas get this sudden 'urge' to buy their grandchildren every toy they see. Heck, they'll buy other people's grandchildren toys, too!
7. Flock Leader: She's just too willing...
8. A Fanfiction Writer: No, it wouldn't be fanfiction, it'd be exactly what the Flock was really thinking...Ultimate Faxness, but just unfair...
9. Head of the Navy: Not only would all the naval submarines be painted pink, they'd be led by very obedient sea creatures. (One of them being a penguin named Pooky.)
10. Leader of Any Other Country: If we don't want her here, we definetely don't want her somewhere else!
Angel: -appears- World Domination! Mwahahahahaha!!!! -disappears-
Me: Ok...
Fang: Yeah, that was weird...