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Chapter 6

It's a week before Harley Quinn and the Joker walk down the aisle for their "Unholy Union", but at the Batcave Selena and Bruce are talking who she is taking to her friend Harleen Quinzel's wedding. Bruce was pouting…..

"Selena, why don't you me to go with you?" Asked Bruce

" Well, because Cat woman the cat burglar can't bring the Hero Batman!" Said Selena

"But I can go as myself, Bruce Wayne!" countered Bruce

"No but you can buy them extravagant wedding gift." Suggested Selena

"Fine I'll stay here waiting for someone to do evil then, but wait that won't….." Selena shuts him up

….

Back at the lair, Joker and Harley are trying to pack for their Honeymoon. Joker thinks wow I am actually ready to be married. Harley thinks oh my god I didn't think he would ever marry me. Joker then walks into her room to start moving her things into the new master bedroom they just built into this lair for when they come back as husband and wife.

"Harley you ready for me to bring stuff into our room? Asked Joker but stopping mid-step

"Yes, but I think we should think about turning this room into a nursery." Said Harley showing him the test

"I..I…I'm gonna b..b..be a father" said Joker then he kisses Harley

Harley breaks the kiss

"Yes Puddin', we're pregnant."

With that they were too busy having passionate love making to remember what they had planned on doing that day. But the fact that they were already expecting a baby was the best feeling in the world. Hell at this point they didn't care if they ever pulled another caper ever again. But who knows what will happen in the next few months. The Clowned Prince of crime had his Queen and was going to have a family with her as well.

…..

Cat, Ivy, and Harley were getting ready to walk down the aisle to get the rehearsal started because they had things to get done before the real "I do's" the next day. Joker was happy as can be, Harley just wanted to get this done she was so tired. Ivy was not happy with the fact that she was arm in arm with one of the groomsmen. Cat seemed to be thinking of somebody else as well. Then finally the rehearsal was over. Joker, Harley, Cat, Ivy then got into the limo. Cat asked the smiling couple what they wanted to tell them so badly.

"Now what the hell is this all about?" Asked Cat

"Yeah why did you both rush the rehearsal so badly?" added Ivy

"Well Harls and I have something to tell you." Said Joker

"We're gonna be having a….." Harley started

"BABY!" finished Joker

That is when Ivy fainted. Cat was trying to wake her. Then when Ivy came to she said "I am gonna be an Aunt, I'm gonna an Aunt, then hugged Harley. Cat then kissed Joker on the cheek.

"Ok I wasn't expecting that." Said the Joker

"Hey Cat he's mine, but thank you for being happy for us." Said Harely

"The one good thing is that I am gonna be an Aunt!" said Ivy