Welcome to the next chapter! Have a cookie for sticking with me! n.n

Naruto is not mine nor SOSG if it were, everyone would be gay XD


The Confetti was being swept off by a stagehand while the Toad Sannin sauntered onto the stage, a smirk as big as Suna on his face.

The host ANBU motioned to a chair and sat in one across from him. "Jiraiya, welcome! We are honored to have you here." She wriggled slightly in her seat.

Jiraiya leaned forward. "The pleasure is all mine." He smiled charmingly at her. The crowd seemed rather confused.

"Jiraiya-sama; what is your inspiration for writing your books?" the ANBU asked, as the crowd sweatdropped. They had wanted juicy gossip and scandals, not an simple interview!

Jiraiya raised an eyebrow and then, with a smirk to rival Sasugay's ( sorry Sasuke's)He said, "All the beautiful women of Konoha of course."

The crowd had begun to mutter amongst themselves sourly.

the ANBU seems to be ignoring them entirely, and she nodded, continuing, "So are you perhaps looking for an assistant or secretary by any chance?" She flipped her head slightly moving a piece of spiky orange hair out of the way of her mask.

The crowd perked up a bit at that. Was this going to be interesting...

"Actually I need a full time assistant. I am on the road quite often as all ninja, and it gets difficult to write all my ideas down..." He admitted.

The ANBU practically leaped up, and whistled shrilly. Kunara re-appeared and the host ANBU threw the mike at her. "Kunara you are in charge. I think I will be back in around 45 minutes to an hour. Jiraiya, about that job..." She grabbed his hand and walked offstage with him. The crowd's eyebrows (and places where eyebrows should be for those eyebrow-less folks XD) were to their hairlines as they watched the pair walk off.

Kunara gave a disturbed shudder and said. "Alrightie then, who's next?"


Short and strangely interesting...hmmm. we will find out more about the mysterious host ANBU later, now we have Kunara hosting, what will this unfold! TUNE IN!!!