Hello! I'm here again and it is now officially SUMMER BREAK! I'll have much more time to update now! - (Even though I probably won't...) Enjoy the next chapter!

-Legend's Legacy and Turned-Based-Tragedy

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"Are you ready, my sweet?" Umah asked.

"Mmmnmph." Said Kain.

"OH, YOU ARE SOOOO CUTE!" Umah squealed, and pushed him a little further into her breasts.

"Umah," said Raziel wisely, "do you think you could let him breath at least once before you go?" Umah had hardly let Kain pull back an inch from her bosom before proclaiming some squeal of excitement and pulling him back in.

"OH MY GOODNESS! I've been suffocating the poor, adorable, little thing...!" Her grip slackened and Kain pushed away, audibly gasping for air, his face donning the most pathetic of expressions. "HE IS SO CUTE!" She screeched the moment she saw it. And he was right back where he started.

Raziel sighed and let it be, there was really nothing he could do if he intended to remain polite, which he very much intended to. It was very much in his personality to keep out of his maker's affaires, and besides; maybe Kain was enjoying this. Who knows? He stood back and joined his brothers. He didn't think that it was necessary to go through with such drastic measures, but alas, it wasn't his decision. He had voiced his concerns directly to Kain and it had not changed his mind, so what else he could do?

"Ooo! It changed color!" Dumah stated in the onlt way he knew how, unintelligently and ogling at the wall of the shiny mist.

"Yes... It is time for you to go, if you are actually planning too..." Said Turel awkwardly. He to was rather suspicious of this operation. Actually, they all were. None of them quite trusted the thought of time travel...

Kain detached himself from Umah's chest with a sickening sucking sound- the same made when you pull a suction cup off a window only one hundred million times worse.

"Oh, you guys are such female organs." Said Kain with little concern. (Umah didn't like it when he said naughty words!) "It'll work just fine. You'll see! Alright woman, les-go!" He kicked his heels on either side of Umah as if she were some horse.And Umah went, plunging head-long into the suspicious, murky, yellow cloud.

The descent through time was quite the trip indeed! Rather that being a flash of colorful light and BOOM you're there, in was an actual descent as if time traveled eternally in an upwards fashion. It wasn't the "oh, I'm falling through empty space and I see the occasional symbolic light block that resembles an open door and random clock" scenario. No, this was a "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS ANOTHER BARBEQUE PIT DOING IN MY WAY?!? LIKE I NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE! I JUST GOT THROUGH A TREE THAT WAS ON FIRE, GOD DAMN IT, AND I'M F&ING SICK OF GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH CINDER BLOCKS!!!" scenario. Oh yes, there was much bludgeoning of the head on the way down.

As they approached the right time, they could see a floor begin to emerge as if from nowhere. Were it the "oh, I'm falling through empty space and I see the occasional symbolic light block that resembles an open door and random clock" scenario, you might not have the need for concern; but since it was the "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS ANOTHER BARBEQUE PIT DOING IN MY WAY?!? LIKE I NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE! I JUST GOT THROUGH A TREE THAT WAS ON FIRE, GOD DAMN IT, AND I'M F&ING SICK OF GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH CINDER BLOCKS!!!" scenario, you were fairly certain that you were going to hit that materializing floor and at the rate at which you were moving you had not only concern- but soil your pants fear as well.

And thus, Umah and Kain fell, the former instinctively curling around the miniaturized mold of the latter effectively taking all of the many, many blows to the head. And in this position, they hit the now solid floor that looked suspiciously like that in the Sarafan Stronghold. Umah uncurled herself, gasping and bleeding profoundly.

"Kain...!" gasp "Are." gasp "You." gasp, cough, cough "O." wheeze, drip "K?" groan Said Umah, lying on her back her coughs bloody.

"Yep!" Said a chipper Kain. As he talked, he bounced up from the floor and started to move with an excited skip. As he was doing so, however, he failed to notice the random and inopportunely placed brick on the floor. "It was a little bumpy on the way down, but you, I must say, are a rather efficient shock absorber when you concen-..." His eyes widened, his mouth dropped into an "oh" shape, and he froze.

"Kain?" Umah wheezed, clutching the slowly healing, ten-inch-deep lacerations on her stomach.

Kain's pupils seemed to dilate to impossible sizes. "Uh, uh, uh...?" Was his response.

"Kain, what is it?" Said Umah fearfully.

Kain's eyes began to water. "Uh, uh, uh?!" He responded more urgently.

"Kain, are you hurt?!" Said Umah more worried now.

"Uh, Uh...! Waaaaaaaaaaa-uuuuuuuuuhhhh-naaaaaaaa!" Cried Kain.

"Kain?!?! Why are you crying?! What's wrong?!" Umah had crawled to her knees, ignoring the unpleasant crunch that accompanied this action.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-WAAAAA-h!" Kain wailed, his lips quivering to the same beat as an unsightly tremor.

"Kain! Tell me what's wrong!" Umah had not yet healed, but the only thing on her mind was Kain. "Tell me so I can make it all better!"

"Waaaaaaaaah-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I-I-I St-stubbed m-m-my, fuh! Fuh! I stubbed my TOE! WAAAAAAAN NAAAAAAAAAA AH!" Kain blubbered.

"Oh! You poor baby! Come here, I'll make the boo-boo go away for you!" Umah out stretched her broken arms to Kain, intending to cuddle despite the overwhelming pain. At that moment however, a Sarafan guard, who was making his rounds, happened to hear Kain crying.

"VAMPIRE!" He screeched at the top of his lungs and busted open the door, and there he saw the most incriminating scene. There was Kain in the fetal position, crying his little lungs dry, and Umah couched and leering over him. It did not look good. The sarafan unsheathed his sword and raised it above his head. Umah could already tell, this was not going to end well. The sarafan tensed up and hurled his sword with all his might. For a second, Umah had the fleeting wonder of as to why the man had to throw the sword when she was sitting two feet away, but then realized it didn't really matter because either way she was bounded to die, again. She closed her eyes in anticipation and then... Nothing happened, well, to her any way. The guard barreled right past her into a scraggly excuse for a human being behind her, so scraggly in fact that she didn't even take the time to notice it or give it a proper gender title of 'he' of 'she'.

"Huh." She mused out loud to herself. "I really thought for a second there, that I was in trouble..." By that time the room had become clogged with sarafan that had heard, and answered, the call to the first one's bellowing. They all turned to her as if they had not noticed her the same way she had not noticed the poor creature trying to wriggle away. They all really took in the scene before them; Kain was still in the fetal position crying his little lungs dry, Umah was still leering over him. All was quiet but for Kain's wails until one of then screeched:

"CHILD ABUSE!"

"Oh, sh-" Was all that Umah managed to get out before the entire force (of about forty strong) tackled her on the spot, forgetting completely about their alleged vampire, and carrying her as a mass out of the room.

Kain's wails went on, lonely and unnoticed. They started to subside as time went on and his sniffles became more infrequent. He sniffed one last time and rubbed his nose vigorous, eliciting disgusting gloppy noises as he did.

"My toe hurt..." He whined and got up and wandered away.

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Fin! I am done! TBT had, indeed, little to do with this chapter. Seeing as though she was ASLEEP the entire time I was writing it. But what can little ol' me do about it other that ruin her story? ;P

'Till next time,

Legend's Legacy