Chapter 6:
Everybody has their lunches now and are all sitting down.
Rosalie begins to take hers out of a small shopping bag.
"What's in there?" Emmett asks her
"Guess, where's your lunch?" Rosalie asks
"You're wearing it" Emmett says nonchalantly
"You're nauseating" Rosalie mumbles
Emmett grabs a coke and tosses it over to Alice who catches it without looking up; she is in a deep conversation with Jasper the two are smiling at each other obviously getting close.
Emmett watches Rosalie set up her sushi platter.
"What's that?" Emmett asks
"Sushi…"
"Sushi?" Emmett asks confused
"Rice uh, raw fish and seaweed" Rosalie says
"You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?" Emmett asks confused.
"Can I eat?" Rosalie asks sarcastically
"I don't know… give it a try…"
We now see Edward take a couple of sandwiches out of his backpack, a bag of potato chips, an apple, a banana, a bag of cookies and a bottle of Gatorade.
Edward sees Bella and Emmett looking at him "What?"
"Nothing" Emmett mumbles, Bella shrugs and steals his apple while ruffling his hair taking a bite of the apple.
Alice pulls out a cute pink lunchbox that matches her outfit and pulls out some fancy looking wrap and grapes.
Emmett goes over and sits by Jasper; Emmett takes Jaspers bag of lunch.
"What're we having?"
"Uh, it's just your standard, regular lunch I guess…" Jasper tells him.
Emmett reaches in the bag and pulls out a thermos; he sets it on the table and points to it.
"Milk?"
"Soup" Jasper tells him
Emmett does in again and pulls out a juice box. Jasper reaches toward the bag and Emmett slaps his hand.
"That's apple juice"
"I can read! PB & J with the crust cut off… Well Jasper this is a very notorious lunch, all the food groups are represented, did your mum marry Mr Rogers?" Emmett asks him.
"Uh, no Mr Whitlock" Jasper says.
Rosalie and Edward smile at each other, Emmett stands.
"Hers my impression of life at big Jazz's house… (In a loud friendly voice) Son! (In a kiddie voice) Yeah dad? (Loud) how's your day pal? (Kiddie) Great dad how's yours? (Loud) super, say son how'd you like to go fishing this weekend? (Kiddie) Great dad, but I have home work to do! (Loud) that's alright son you can do it on the boat (Kiddie) Gee! (Loud) Dear, isn't our son swell? (quiet and motherly) yes dear isn't life swell" Emmett mimes mother kissing father and then father kissing mother and then father punching mother in the face.
Suddenly it's not so funny anymore.
"Alright then what about your family?" Edward asks
"Oh mine?" Emmett asks
"Emmett no" Bella says in a stern voice
"That's real easy" Emmett says ignoring Bella.
"Emmett please, enough" Bella says standing up
Emmett stands up and points forward
"(as his fathers voice) You two are nothing but stupi, worthless, no good, god damned, freeloading, retarded, big mouth, know it all, asshole, jerk! (as his mother) You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful" Emmett slams his hand back to slap his invisible mother "(father) Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie! (as himself) What about you dad? (father) Fuck you (himself) No, dad, what about you? (father) Fuck you (himself) no dad what about you? (father) Fuck you" He reaches out and pretend he's his father hitting him "Then there's a lot of screaming and yelling"
"Is that for real?" Jasper asks
"You wanna come over some time?" Emmett asks sarcastically
"Emmett please enough" Bella says quietly.
"That's bullshit it's all part of your image, I don't believe a word of it" Edward says.
Emmett looks hurt, and Bella is fighting tears
"You don't believe me?" Emmett asks
"No…"
"No?" Emmett asks
"Did I stutter?" Edward says sarcastically.
Emmett grabs Bella's wrist and lightly drags her over to Edward and rolls up his sleeve and then hers, to reveal many burns, cuts and bruises. Edward tries not to look seeing Bella hurt makes him hurt.
Do you believe this? Huh? This is about the size of a cigar… do I stutter? You see, this is what you get in our house when you spill paint in the garage"
Emmett begins to walk away
"See I don't think I need to sit around here with you fucking dildos anymore!" Emmett walks away, he climbs up on the top of the table and then up to the second floor balcony.
"You shouldn't of said that!" Rosalie says looking up at Emmett
"How would I know, I mean he lies about everything anyway" Edward mumbles
Bella shakes her head at Edward and then runs over to the table and then too jumps up on the second story balcony.
A while later Emmett comes out of the library doors followed by everyone else.
Emmett and Rosalie are walking next to each other, Bella and Edward walk next to each other and Alice and Jasper are walking together.
"How do you know where Berty went?" Rosalie asks Emmett
"I don't…" Emmett says
"Well then, how do you know when he'll be back?" Rosalie asks
"I don't being bad feels pretty good, huh?" Emmett smirks.
Jasper taps Edward on the shoulder "What's the point in going to Emmett's locker?"
"Beats me…" Edward mumbles
"This is so stupid, why do you think, why are we risking getting caught?"
"I dunno…" Edward mumbles again
"So then what are we doing?" Jasper asks
"You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you" Edward says
Bella laughs and looks up at Edward
"Sorry…" Jasper mumbles, Alice grabs his hand.
Emmett opens his locker and it is a pig sty
"Slob!" Alice comments
"My maids on vacation" Emmett replies back.
Emmett pulls out a bag of marijuana.
"Drugs…" Jasper mumbles
"Screw that Emmett put it back!" Edward snaps.
Emmett walks away
"Drugs, the boy has marijuana" Jasper says
Rosalie walks after Emmett
"That was Marijuana" Jasper says again
"Shut up" Bella says dragging Edward after the other too.
Jasper looks at Alice "Do you approve of this?"
Alice rolls her eyes "Come on Jazz" she says grabbing his hand and walking away.
The group walk down the corridor.
"We cross through the lab, and then we'll double back" Emmett says
"You better be right, if Berty catches us off it's your fault, asshole!" Edward tells him.
"What'd he say? Where are we going?" Rosalie asks Bella.
They see Mr Berty down one of the halls. We see them running in various directions and they see Berty until they stop
"Wait! Wait! Hold it! Hold it! We have to go through the Cafeteria" Bella tells them
"No, the activities hall" Edward says
"Hey man, you don't know what you're talking about!" Emmett cuts in.
"Now were through listening to you, were going this way" Edward says. They all go Edward's way and run into a hall closed by an iron gate.
"Shit" Edward mumbles
"Great idea jag off!" Emmett says
"Fuck you!" Edward says
"Fuck you! Why didn't you listen to Em?" Rosalie cuts in
"We're dead!" Jasper mumbles
"No just me!" Emmett says
"What do you mean?" Jasper asks
"Get back to the library, keep your unit on this" Emmett says putting the bag of marijuana into Jaspers underwear.
"Im coming with you Em" Bella says
"No kid stay with them" Emmett says
Bella winks and starts to run down the hall singing loudly "I wanna be an airborne ranger…" Emmett chases after her singing loudly as well.
Berty hears the two and runs towards the noise, the rest of the group run back to the library.
Berty finally finds the pair in the gym, Bella is going up for the basket while Emmett counts down "Three… Two… One"
Bella shots the ball, and Berty enters
"Emmett, Bella! What is this? What are you doing here, what is this?" He asks
"Oh, hi!" Bella says sweetly
"Out, that's it you two, out, it's over!" Mr Berty says
"Don't you wanna hear my excuse?" Bella asks
"Out!" Berty yells
"I'm thinking of trying out for a scholarship" Bella says, she throws the ball too Emmett.
"Gimmie the ball, Emmett"
Emmett fakes the ball at Berty. He then sets the ball down and rolls it at his feet.
"You were a good kid Bella" Berty says looking at her "It seems as if your brother is a bad influence on you, the key to all the trouble!"