I pulled my black shirt over my head. The dance was going to be pointless, but Alice and I had a plan and since we got Jasper in on it, Emmett was going down. Alice bobbed in my room with her arms full of random objects.
"I was thinking the tomato sauce was a good idea," she said trying to shove the objects into her bag.
I chuckled and dumped all the contents out and put them back more organized. "Yes. But why only one thing?"
She looked at me confused, then I heard the click go off in her head and she smiled. "Ah, good plan. Atomic wedgie?"
I shook my head. "Face paint."
"Ooh, a make-over!"
"Pants him."
"Throw water balloons at him."
"Oh, even better."
We laughed as the plan was rethought. Jasper snuck in behind us.
"Did you forget me?"
Alice snorted, already seeing the plan unfold. I watched the scene go through her head. Oh yes, Emmett was going to have a wonderful time tonight.
"Perfect," I said, "let's get going."
Jasper pulled out his phone and called Rose and Emmett back to the house so we could go the dance. We walked out waiting by the garage. I was going to let Rose drive. Alice stared at me.
"What?" I asked her.
"Where's your costume?" she said. I chuckled; she decided to go for the bumblebee look. Jasper was wearing a suit and looked like James Bond.
I shrugged at her. "I am in one. I'm a vampire!" I grinned exposing me teeth while Jasper laughed.
Rose appeared behind Alice in her costume. She went for the lingerie look.
"What are you?" I asked trying to figure it out.
She scowled. "I'm a mouse, duh." She pointed at her head where mouse ears were on top of her head. She did not look like a mouse, she had very short shorts and a top so low cut that whenever she breathed, it threatened to come off. Emmett appeared behind her with fake fangs in and ears on his head. His hand skimmed her exposed stomach.
"Emmett, what are you?" Jasper asked staring at him looking concerned.
"A werewolf." He said proudly. I chuckled as I slid into the backseat of the car. Emmett glared at me as he got in the front.
"Rose thinks it's sexy."
"You look like a giant fur ball," Alice said getting in the middle.
Emmett grumbled the whole way to the school. We pulled in our usual spot and filed out. Alice was making faces at Emmett behind his back and stopped whenever he turned around wondering what Jasper and I were snickering about. The line went fast enough, there was hardly enough students in the school to make it go slow.
The gym was decorated so heavily in orange and black, it felt like we entered in an old sitcom but instead of white, it was orange. I chuckled and wandered around with Alice and Jasper. Rose led Emmett by the girls.
"Come on Em, let's dance!"
Emmett chuckled and followed eagerly. Rose led him towards a group of girls. I spotted Jessica in a horrifying low cut costume. I nudged Alice and pointed at the group. She laughed.
"They resemble strippers," she snickered.
"Now you know why I was glad I said no," I informed her.
"You sure that's why?" she grinned and went on before I could say anything, "Now monitor and tell me when it's the right time to do this."
She disappeared and I focused on Rose and Emmett. They were in the middle of dirty dancing. I wanted to vomit hearing Emmett's thoughts. I switched to Lauren's head before I messed things up.
-Can't believe she is dressed like that. Who does she think she's kidding? Well she does look amazing but really? Could she dress normal?
"Look at her Jess! I can't believe she's dirty dancing in front of us."
"She's totally doing it on purpose to provoke you Lauren. Don't let her get to you."
"Tyler is staring at her."
"Ignore her. Your costume is cuter."
"Yeah, your right." She is right. I so have a cuter costume than her. Ha!
I couldn't take it. I preferred Rose's costume than Lauren's. I switched from thoughts to thoughts for a few songs, watching Emmett and Rose. Finally I went back to Emmett after getting sick of the tenth girl glaring at Rose.
Rose looks so hot. Maybe she's up for leaving…Yes! I grinned and looked over at Alice and nodded. She laughed and weaved her way through the crowd to Jasper. I listened to Emmett again.
"Say, why don't you and me get out of here?""No! I want to dance. Stop being so one minded!" What the? She was all over me a second ago!
"Erm… what?"
"You heard me!"
What is this fake PMS? She even said we should leave after a few songs because I looked really good in my costume!
"But you said-"
"Stop putting words in my mouth, Emmett!"
Oh come on! REALLY?!
"Babe…"
"Don't babe me! I want to dance! You can either dance with me or not at all."
"Fine, fine I'll dance."
"No, now I don't want too."
I hate women.
I snickered and made my way to Jasper. "It's working brilliantly."
Alice smirked. "Phase one complete."
I handed her bag to Jasper. "Now time for phase two."
Carefully, I weaved through the couples and came up behind Emmett. Everyone was staring at them. I heard some hopeful boys wishing they would break up. Any minute Jasper was going to let Rose go. I waited for the right moment.
"Fine Emmett! You can just go home and I'll keep dancing!" Rose yelled.
"YOU SAI D YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DANCE!" Emmett roared back. "Will you make up your mind?"
"Don't order me around!"
"I'm not trying to!"
"Fine, let's dance and forget this. People are staring." She flicked her hair and grabbed Emmett's hands. She smiled at him and put her arms around his neck. Perfect.
I jumped up behind Emmett and pulled his pants down. Everyone froze for a second and burst out laughing to his JJ The Jet Plane boxers. If Emmett could blush, he would have been a walking tomato. I laughed and melted back in the crowd back to Jasper and Alice.
Alice was on the floor laughing, Jasper was chuckling and rummaging in the bag looking for the right thing.
"Phase two complete," I said to him. He snickered and handed me a jar full of tomato sauce. I grabbed it and twisted almost fully open. Jasper shook the bag and handed Alice a baggie and sparkles.
"Right, you and Alice go first and I'll do phase four."
We nodded and headed back to Emmett who was trying to dance everything off. Phase three was going underway.
You take the back and I'll get the sides.
I nodded to Alice and snuck up behind Emmett and Rose who were now slow dancing to Faithfully by Journey. Emmett was thinking about kissing her so I waited till he bent down slowly. I untwisted the top off completely and dumped it on top of his head. Rose jumped back, managing not to get any on her. She laughed as the red sauce dripped all down Emmett. He growled at me. I saw Alice appear behind him and throw the feathers from the bag on him. They stuck all over him like glue. I was laughing so much; I barely managed to get away before he could throttle us.
We got to the other side of gym when he made his way out of the gym to boys locker room where Jasper was waiting. Alice closed her eyes and saw it happen.
Emmett strode in the locker room, grumbling. He wiped tomato sauce from his eyes and went to the sink.
"Stupid, moronic, pixy and the mind invader," he muttered to himself.
Jasper appeared behind from the lockers. Emmett swirled around and relaxed.
"Oh, hey Jazz."
Jasper didn't say anything he just stared at Emmett.
"Yeah, the double duo got me. I look like a red chicken." He chuckled slightly and turned back to the sink. "What are you doing in here?"
Jasper shrugged. "I was going to get something for Alice. You know, anniversary coming up, and you know how she likes to celebrate things monthly."
Emmett chuckled and nodded. "Yeah, I remember."
He turned the water on and splashed his face with it, the sauce dripped into the sink with the feathers. He quickly finished up and started on his costume.
"Hand me a towel, bro?"
Jasper didn't say anything but got his part of the plan ready. Emmett turned slightly.
"Jasper?"
Jasper grinned at him. They stood there staring at each other for a few moments then Jasper struck.
"NINJA STYLE!" He yelled and threw the make-up powder at Emmett. It clung to his wet face and Emmett yelped walking backwards into the sink. Jasper jumped on him and put lipstick all over his face writing on his forehead. He jumped down and headed out the door.
Alice laughed and watched the locker room door with me. We got our things, ready to make a run for it. A few minutes later, Jasper came out of the room and appeared next to us. He was chuckling and watched Emmett walk out. He turned and saw us and glared, made a rude hand gesture, and swung out so fast. But we had a glimpse of GORILLA written across his forehead before he went out the gym doors followed by Rose. We laughed so hard; we ended up on the floor.
The dance lasted for a few more hours and we made our way home. We had to run because Rose and Emmett took the car. As we got in the house, Esme shook her head at us, but she was smiling. Carlisle was upstairs reading.
"Where's Emmett?" Alice asked innocently.
"Oh he left an hour ago," Esme said, "muttering about traitors and how the freaks got him. You know it took him a half an hour to get the lipstick off."
"Well it was long lasting," Jasper said walking upstairs.
"I suppose he's going to get back at us later?" I asked Esme.
Carlisle appeared next to her. "Oh no. He wants to. But we told him he had it coming. After all, he gets his entertainment with Jasper, why can't you three get yours with him?"
I nodded and wandered to my piano. Carlisle was right. Well, this would all blow over sooner or later. Emmett was excited to hear that a new girl was coming next semester. He was betting it was a vampire, but I had heard it was Chief Swan's daughter coming from Phoenix. She obviously wasn't a vampire and would avoid us like the rest. They all did.