Deidara stared at Tobi in awe, did he just hear Tobi giggle? And not in his usual way either, it was more, dark and menacing…
"Nahh, it's just me imagining things, I mean my head is all over the place right now right? I mean I just saw Sakura… naked. I'm not complaining though. I mean you can tell she's Tsunade's apprentice, she's inherited certain 'ahem' traits from that insanely strong woman."
The tongues inside Deidara's mouth hands started going crazy as he let his imagination run wild, but was briefly interrupted by Sakura.
"Umm, Deidara-Kun, you have a, umm, nose bleed,"

Deidara looked away blushing and furiously rubbed his nose with his arm and quickly looked back at Sakura who was giggling slightly. Deidara stared at her, she stared back, and something glazed across her eyes, what it was Deidara wasn't sure.

Sakura glanced at him again, and without thinking stepped towards him and pressed herself against his still bare chest. He looked down at her, and she looked up at him.

All of a sudden his lips came crashing down on hers, softly grazing them at first, but getting fiercer with every second that went by. He slowly traced her bottom lip with his tongue asking permission to enter, she gladly obliged and their tongues wrestled with eachothers, but finally Deidara won. He explored the caverns of her mouth and brushed his tongue against hers making her moan slightly, this pleased Deidara and he moved his hands to the small of her back and pressed her against him even further, while she wrapped her hands around his neck.

Behind this Tobi coughed gently at first. No response. He coughed again, a little louder. Again no response. So he coughed a third time, really loud and Deidara reluctantly pulled away. Both of their chests were heaving up and down, and they were slightly out of breath. Out of the corner of his eye, Tobi saw Deidara glaring at him with a stare that told him he shouldn't have done anything, but he had just felt so awkward.

"…. To-Tobi is going to-to go out for a little while, umm, I'll stay out for a long time Sempai,"

Deidara just nodded and turned back to Sakura. Tobi scurried out of the door before anything else went on infront of him…

Deidara just rolled his eye. Sakura was staring at him, her eyes as wide as saucers, and her breathing was still shaky, though his had evened out. He smirked and grabbed her around her waist pulling her into him again, his smirk grew as her breath caught at the sudden contact. But of course, Sakura being Sakura, she quickly regained herself and trailed her fingers up from his stomach, lingering over his strange tattoo that covered the entire left half of his chest, causing him to shiver. She half smiled at that and continued up until her fingers were playing with his soft loose locks. They found their way to his neck and she pushed his head to hers, and they shared another kiss. This one not as aggressive and needy, but much more passionate and meaningful.

Tobi walked round the side of the lake towards the trees where he couldn't be seen. He quickly glanced back to the little shack when in his hiding spot, and when he was sure he couldn't be seen, he twisted his ring three times. Almost instantly, a hologram of an orange haired man, with lots of piercings and grey ringed eyes appeared infront of Tobi.

"What do you want Madara?"

The man's hair was slightly messy and had only baggy trousers on. And even though he wore a calm expression on his face, Madara could tell he was pissed off at the interruption. Madara smirked under his mask at the realisation that Pein must be with Konan. He decided to push the rinnegan owners buttons a little further before he got down to business.

"Ohh, you know,"

He said in Tobi's voice,
"I only wanted a chat, nothing too important! Tobi was just bored!"
Pein's features showed anger for a split second before he regained himself and the un-readable mask was put on once more.
"Madara,"
He said darkly. Madara chuckled and replied,
"Don't worry, you know I wouldn't interrupt your little fucking session for no reason,"

Pein stiffened, and this time didn't try to hide his anger. A dark aura emanated from him but Madara stood his ground and continued.
"I seemed to have stumbled onto a very unusual girl Pein,"
"I take no interest in what you do in your spare time Madara,"
His single eye glinted under his mask,
"She is the Hokage's apprentice,"
Pein raised an eyebrow and frowned. Madara carried on,
"I can tell that she is extremely close to surpassing the monstrous woman already, and she would be a great asset to Akatsuki. It also seems that Deidara has a great interest in her."
Pein's eyebrow raised further and for a moment he looked lost in thought. Finally he replied,
"Do what you will with the girl, and as for Deidara's association with her."
He thought again,
"Let it continue if she is to join. I agree, she would be a great asset to us and if she returns Deidara's interest she will join us more willingly."
Then added darkly,
"Not like she would have a choice in the matter,"

Madara slowly nodded his head in agreement,
"It's settled then,"

He stated, more to himself, rather than Pein,
"I shall wait for those two to finish what they are doing and inform Sakura that she is to join Akatsuki. Oh, and tell Konan I said hi,"
Pein glared and flickered out of sight while Madara stood chuckling to himself. He felt for the pair's chakra and found it wasn't spiking, which he thought was strange, but he ignored it and thought it safe to return.

As Madara walked back, he slowly slipped back into his immature form that was known as 'Tobi'. He found it fun playing such a role, and it was amusing to watch the way Deidara always reacted to it. Though he would never really admit it, he was getting slightly attached to the blonde Iwa nin, though, he never really could understand his 'art' as Deidara so called it.
"But,"

He thought to himself,
"It's better than that Sasori's view on 'art'. Stuffing real people and using them as puppets, that's just downright creepy. That's the only reason I'm glad he's gone, though his skills were incredibly useful."
He stopped briefly as he realised something,
"This girl, Sakura, is the one who killed Sasori. She is clearly very skilled indeed, and may prove more useful to us than originally thought. And in more ways than one…"