A/N: Sorry I've been slow. On another website and it's addictive. My bad, I know. But really, I'm struggling to fathom the ending of the episode. It was so horrible… I blame the writers.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Sorry.

"Oh my god," said Gwen, thrashing in her bonds, still praying for some miracle to free her before she ended up like Darkstar. Or worse. "Ben!" she hissed again to her cousin, really hoping to wake him up.

His head tilted to one side, but he didn't wake up.

Gwen huffed. This was going to be a long day. First, Kevin managed to get them kidnapped. Then she couldn't wake up her cousin. And she was scarred for life with Morningstar's new mustache. He was pretty much bald, so why in the world would he, of all people, have a freaking mustache?

"Michael, can you do something?" she asked, trying to keep eye contact with him. But his head just lolled back and unconsciousness consumed him. The redhead sighed, agitation creeping under her skin just enough to piss her off. "One of these days..."

Sounds of footsteps came from the closed doors off to her left. Gwen immediately put her head down and shut her eyes tightly to pretend like she was sleeping. Her heart thundered in her chest as she prayed to still be alive by the end of it all. She cussed Ben out for being such a butthead all the time. And for getting himself kidnapped. And for getting her and Kevin kidnapped.

"I vote we shave her head," remarked a young sounding voice. "That way, Kevin won't be able to love her. What do you think, Super Mustache Woman?"

Gwen gulped down a cry of panic, fear rising in her throat. Mustache and woman? In the same name? She wanted out of there. Fast. Before she ended up with a shaved head. She happened to be a fan of her red mane.

"I believe it would be a good idea, Beard Girl," remarked the other voice that Gwen could only assume to be Super Mustache Woman. Once more, she gulped down a cry for help. Beard Girl? Fear seemed to seize her thoughts.

The redhead's ears suddenly picked up the sounds of utensils clanging together. Then the click of a button and then the buzzing of an electronic razor.

Gwen resisted the urge to flail and hope for the best. She didn't want her head shaved by a couple of loony chicks with facial hair. She was totally horrified by even the mere thought of it. The redhead kept quiet, sending out a silent prayer and hoping for the best. She wanted to keep her mane of fire for as long as possible.

"But first," said Super Mustache Woman, the razor shutting off, "a song!"

Gwen actually quivered with relief. She had a few more moments. Maybe her powers would work...

But in the meantime, she was forced to listen to them sing.

"SUPER MUSTACHE WOMAN AND HER MIRACULOUS SIDEKICK, BEARD GIRL, WITH THEIR FACIAL HAIR AND AWESOME POWERS OF STALKING!"

Gwen shuddered as they're voices went on and off pitch, making the hairs raise on the back of her neck. It was surely to give her nightmares for the next month at least.

And the razor's incessant buzzing started back up, scaring the Anodite all over again.

A/N: Two more chapters. Hehe. Fun times, right? Review it!

~Sky