Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!! Well except for JayDen and Ashten. They are my wonderful creations. Since I wrote a disclaimer I don't need my awesome lawyer! (*shouts* sorry Ashtens mom I won't be needing your services!
Ashtens Mom: Aw. Well good luck with your story dear! *walks away*)

Chapter Five:
Edward Elric's POV:
"Do you think she's dead?" I said staring at the brunette laying on the couch in front of me and Ashten.

"Nah she does this all the time. You should have seen her when we met Vic Mignogna," she giggled. "It was like she won the lottery."

I raised my hand like I would've in school. She pointed to me."Yeah Ed?"

"Uh who's Vic Pinata?" I said meekly. I didn't want to sound like an idiot but I couldn't see anyway around the question.

This time Ashten flat out laughed and I felt like someone had just place a dunce hat on my head.

"It's" laugh "Vic" laugh "Mignogna! Not pinata!"

I realized that it wasn't my question in gerneral that she was laughing at, it was how I said the guys name. I didn't feel like a complete dunce now.

"Oh well who's Vic Mignogna?" I said staring at her while she recovered from her fit.

"Uh. . . Well he's. . . Uh. . ." Her gaze strayed to her shirt while she twisted and untwisted it.

"Is it that bad or what?" I asked smiling hoping that would make her feel more comfortable to tell me.

"Uh. . . Well he's. . ." She cleared her throat. "He's the guy who plays your voice in that show you saw." Ashten stared at me shyly.

I shrugged like it was no deal even though I was freaking out inside. I mean come on this has been a pretty freaky day and finding out that someone was playing your voice was on something called "t.v."

"Nuhg. . ." the girl on the couch groaned putting a hand to her forehead and rolling on to her side.

Ashten turned to me with a evil look in her eyes and a mischevious smile on her face. "Now is perfect time to get my revenge. Ed go and hide behind the couch please?"

I nodded all though I was completely confused. I walked around the couch and squated down.

"Ashten. . .? Oh my God I had the weirdest dream ever!" the girl said. I saw her sit up so I lay flat on my stomach.

"What was it Jay?" Ashten said. She sounded so genuine that even I believed for a second that she had no idea what she was talking about.

"Well first I came to check on you to make sure you got home alright last night. Then when I got here you didn't answer the door so I used my key and came down here and Adonis's twin Ed was standing there" she gestured to a little off to the side of the couch "with your throw blanket over his head!"

Ashten laughed and said, "Well that was a pretty intresting dream especially since it's true. Right Ed?"

I guessed it was my cue to come out so I stood up and walked around the side of the couch. "Hey," was all I said before the girl started screaming at the top of her lungs.

"OH MY GOD!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLY!!!!! MMMM!" The rest was muffled because Ashten put a hand over the girls mouth.

"Shut up! You're going to wake up Al plus the dead!" she hissed and the girl quieted down.

"Malsere?" the girl said staring up at Ashten hopefully. Unlike me she seemed to understand what she was saying.

"Yes. Al's here." The girl squirmed around in her seat. I think she was trying to do a happy dance.

Ashten Mooney's POV:
I sat on the floor my left hand over JayDen's mouth while she sat down and did a happy dance at the same time. Ed was giving her a look like she was some freak at the carnival.

After JayDen finished her dance I decided that it was safe to remove my hand. Slowly I took it away and she smiled brightly.

"Hiya! My names JayDen," she said sounding like a hyper puppy, well that is if one could talk.

Ed put his hand up in greetings. "Hi. I'm Ed, the twin brother of Adonis."

I turned away giggling. A blushing Jay turned and glared at me which caused me to laugh harder.

"Good one Ed," I managed to say between laughs, putting my hand out for a high-five. Happily he understood and gave my hand a light tap.

"If the children are done disrupting the class I have a few questions to ask."

I leaned back against the couch. "For who? Me or Ed?"

"Both," Her gaze going between me and Ed. "First things first are how did he get here?" she said.

I thought for a moment. "Pass," I said.

"Well, me and Al as you probably know were in Germany and when we were trying to get home we some how ended up here."

"In Ashten's den?!" JayDen said her eyes growing wide.

I shook my head. "Baka," was all I said.

Ed laughed. "No. We were on the side of some road when Ashten found us and helped us."

JayDen looked slightly confused at what Ed said. "That doesn't sound like something Ash would do," she said.

I glared at her and blushed. "Well. . . Uh. . . Actually my car kinda broke down right there and when I got out to look under the hood I notice them lying there and I couldn't just let them freeze to death out there."

Jay sighed. "Okay now that sounds more like the baka we all know and love."

I rolled my eyes and shook my head. I mean I've been in love with Ed since I first started watching the anime so she could at least wait to insult me. Then again it would be the Jay that I know and love if she did.

A/N: This chapter is dedicated to my best friend JayCherie (a.k.a ), fireice alchemist73, citruschan, and since I know that they're going to review BladeOfCrimson. I love all of you guys! I never thought people would like this story so much. I expected like 2 readers and now look! I feel so touched. I feel like crying. You guys are super awesome! You do not know how much it means to me whenever you review. It makes me want to cry in joy. Well I hope you like this chapter, I know it's not my best but that was only because a certain best friend *cough* JayCherie *cough* was making me hurry. I gotta go now. I'll try to update A.S.A.P.
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~Santi =D