Grover Underwood
1. Inform him that he has an uncontrollable sex drive
2. When he asks you how you could possible know that say, 'Dude. The National Geographic channel.'
3. When he denies this say, 'It's okay. I see how you look at them.'
4. Ask him if having a furry butt works for him
5. Ask him, 'Since you satyrs don't wear pants, where is your…?'
6. Ask him what's it like to be dating a plant
7. Call him Goat boy and nothing else
8. Tell him your Percy's best friend, not him
9. Ask him what his kids would look like if he married Juniper
10. Ask him if he has been to neverland
11. Sneak up behind him and start clapping and yelling, 'Clap if you believe in fairies. Bring Tink back to life!'
12. Ask him if he is one of Peter Pan's lost boys
13. Walk up to him and say, 'Depression hurts. Viagra can help.'
14. Steal his cap
15. Then look through his hair for ticks
16. When you are done tell him, 'I'm not doing your butt. That's Juniper's job.'
17. Jump on his shoulders and scream, 'Think you happy thoughts! Then fly!'
18. When he doesn't stomp on his foot and yell, 'Your nothing like Peter Pan!'
19. Tell him the reason why no one smacks him on the butt is because they are afraid there hand will get stuck in his butt hair
20. Laugh at him when he cries about it
Haha! Alright! Grover needs to man up! Haha this is so much fun write. Too bad I write them during science… and waste class time!