A male Saiyan was knocked to the ground by Dodoria, looking up at the pink monster and desperately backing away. He wore the standard Saiyan Time Patrol armor, normal looking eyes (eyes type 4, pupils type )15, ears (type 3) and nose (type 1), with a massive mohawk (type 21) and a decent goatee (type 19) for only being 17. "No, wait! Please! We can talk this out!" He spoke (voice 8), backing away.
"Another dead Saiyan. Another one bites the Dust." Dodoria said, almost as if she was about to start singing, before opening her mouth and preparing a ki blast, but before it could be fired, Seri flew in from nowhere and hit Dodoria with a powerful Sonic Kick. The Saiyan looked at her in awe, watching as she walked towards him, almost in slow motion with a pink background with bubbles floating around behind her as she approached.
"Are you unharmed, good sir?" She asked in a voice like silk.
"W-what?" He asked.
"I said, quit staring at me, it's creepy!" She snapped, his fantasy shattering.
"O-oh. Right. Sorry." He said, getting up.
"So, are you gonna be okay?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah, I'll be fine! It's just Dodoria! I mean, I eat punks like Appule and Raspberry for breakfast-!" He started.
"RASPBERRY!" Puddin screamed in the distance, a huge explosion being heard, followed by a dozen screams from Frieza's soldiers, the previously mentioned and now very charred Raspberry flying past the two Saiyans.
"What the hell was that?!" He asked in shock.
"My cousin. Anyway, care to finish your thought?" She asked.
"Oh, right! So, I eat punks like them for breakfast! Dodoria can't be that much worse, right?" He asked.
"About as worse as a rabid, bloodthirsty hyena is compared to the world's most docile mini poodle." She answered.
"O-oh... Right. Well, no big deal. Thanks for the back-up, sweet cheeks, but I got this!" He said, approaching as Dodoria as she got back up.
"Uh-huh. Good luck with that." She said, closing her eyes and humming for the seconds to pass by, drowning out the screams of pain and sounds of painful punches and kicks landing until the poor Saiyan was thrown down to the ground once more at her feet. "So, you still think you got this, buddy?" She asked.
"Noo-ho-hoo! Please he-he-help!" He cried and pleaded.
"Sure thing." She said, firing a Demonic Impact Bolt into Dodoria's mouth as she prepared another beam from her mouth, completely filling it and exploding, taking the pink monster's entire head off. "There you go. Here's a Senzu bean." She said, tossing him a Senzu bean as she walked passed.
He was astonished at this, before popping the bean into his mouth and regaining all his lost stamina as his injuries disappeared. "OH, suck it, Kale!" He cried out, before looking back at her. "Hey, wait!" He shouted, chasing after Seri. "So, you were pretty good out there." He said.
"Thanks. Sorry I can't say the same for you." She said.
He drooped a little at this, before trying his luck again. "So, hey, my name's Roota! Maybe you heard about me? One of the strongest Saiyan Patrollers here? Second only to that girl assigned to the Elite mission? What's your name?" He asked.
"Seri." She simply answered, causing him to gasp.
"You mean, you're the one who was assigned the elite mission!?" He asked in disbelief.
"Yep. That's me. So if you're trying to impress me by how strong you're supposed to be, it's not working. Sorry." She said, heading off after Puddin.
"Ouch. Harsh, Seri." Puddin said.
"Oh, come on, you would've done the same thing." Seri said.
"Good point. The tough guy routine only works if you're actually a tough guy. Well, we saved him and finished the mission, I'd say our work here is done." She agreed as the two headed back to their pods.
The two went from the Time Machine Station to the Time Nest, hurrying ahead to the vault, where the two Kai's were waiting along with Erika, Towa and Dumplin, a scroll on the table in front of them, all of them looking slightly disturbed. "Of course, they'd go for him next..." Dumplin growled. "It's the way they did it before, why change it now?"
"Because it didn't work last time." Erika said.
"But they have more help than last time." Towa added.
"Something wrong?" Seri asked.
"Yeah, you guys are looking like the world's about to end. I mean, I guess it COULD, but Seri can handle it no probllem. And if I'm backing her up, there's no stopping us. How bad could it be?" Puddin asked.
Elder Kai then turned to them. "Frieza, the Galactic Emperor. Of all people, Nowa is lending him her aid." He said.
"Frieza?!" They said together, shocked.
"Yeah. He's a real piece of work on his own. And that's without Turles and Slug pulling strings behind the scenes." Erika said.
"Plus, Trunks and Sai are still searching long and hard for Mira." Chronoa added.
"Which means they won't be around to help out against Frieza and the others." Towa added.
"Exactly. You'll have to stay focused! Frieza is a dangerous opponent. An unbelievably dangerous opponent!" Elder Kai said.
"Ahh, I ain't worried. These two have been trained by the best. Frieza's nothing but a speed bump for these two!" Dumplin said, giving the girls a thumbs up.
"You know it, Daddy!" Puddin said, returning the thumbs up.
"Thanks, Uncle Dumplin." Seri said with a smile.
"You're good, but you're still new to this! Don't do anything rash out there and come home safe!" Elder Kai said worriedly.
Chronoa giggled a bit at this. "If you're so worried, you should just say so." She said.
"Oh, be quiet!" Elder Kai snapped, before turning back to the girls. "Well, good luck out there!" He said.
"Thanks!" Seri said, turning to Puddin. "Same plan. You wait in the sidelines and if I need help or the situation changes, you take action." She said.
"You can count on me!" Puddin confirmed.
"Wait." Erika and Towa said, walking up to their respective daughter.
"Mom..." Seri said.
"Mommy..." Puddin asked, waiting for her mother's response.
Both mothers then pulled their daughter into a hug. "Just come home safe... please..." Erika said, shedding a few tears.
"You two take care of each other out there. And good luck." Towa said, holding her tears back, but her voice a bit shaky.
"We'll come back alive. Don't worry." Seri said, the two of them heading back to the past.
AGE 762
The two heroes emerged on a large mountain, observing Nail nervously standing his ground against Frieza, still in his first form, but radiating enough dark energy that he was already on par with his second form. He must've said something that set Nail off, because he suddenly jumped forward and delivered a knife hand to Frieza's neck, which didn't even faze the tyrant, who grabbed the arm and slowly pulled to the side until he completely ripped it off, causing the Namekian warrior to scream in pain, both girls wincing. "That had to hurt." Puddin said cringing.
"Yeah. I'd better get down there-!" She said, before the girls sensed another powerful energy off in the distance.
"Wait! That's Turles and Slug! And they're over by the Dragon Balls!" Puddin said in shock.
"Krillin and Gohan are with the Dragon Balls! They're in danger!" Seri said.
"I'll go! You stay here and help Nail!" Puddin instructed.
"Okay! Be careful!" Seri agreed.
"I will! You, too!" Puddin said, before flying off.
[Frieza hasn't realized it yet, but Nail is just stalling for time. Dende is on his way to tell Gohan the password for the Namekian Dragon Balls. But he won't last a second against a powered up Frieza! So help Nail buy some time for Dende. And do be careful!] Elder Kai explained. At this point Frieza began powering up, unleashing massive winds and sending dust and rocks flying as Nail struggled to hold his ground.
"Right, now to stall a psychotic alien tyrant who can destroy planets long enough for an immortal dragon to perform the miracle of bringing people back to life. No pressure." She said, jumping down beside Nail. "I'm here to help!" She explained.
He was a bit shocked at this, but shook it off. "Thank you!" He said.
Frieza chuckled at this. "I'm surprised anyone would be foolish enough to challenge me. You are utterly uneducated about your place in the universe. Soon you will be more than happy to tell me how to use the Dragon Balls." He said threateningly.
Background Music: "Time is Running Out" by Muse (there aren't a lot of time songs! And I think it fits!)
"Fat chance!" Seri snapped, rushing forward at the same time as Frieza, the two crashing into each other and trading blows, neither one gaining the advantage until they slammed their right knees into each other, pushing off each other and doing double backflips to land on their feet. He fired at her with a number of Death Beams, but she masterfully evaded them with the vanishing step, eventually vanishing and reappearing behind the tyrant, kicking him in the back of the head and sending him flying. He got up and started to make a Death Slicer, but Nail shot his arm out, grabbing Frieza and reeling him in to receive a punch to the stomach.
"How dare you, scum!" Frieza snapped, blasting him away with a wave of psychic energy. He then rushed at Seri, they two of them trading blows, neither of them gaining an advantage.
Seri suddenly got an idea and braced herself, allowing Frieza to land a punch to her cheek, knocking her back. "Damn! You're too strong! I'd better get out of here!" She said, in a tone that made it clear she was acting, turning and flying away, looking back to see her plan worked and Frieza was chasing after her.
"You won't get away without telling me how to use the Dragon Balls!" He shouted.
"Then get ready for a chase!" Seri said, doing a loop-d-loop, now behind Frieza and making a u-turn, heading back to where Nail was and confusing the tyrant, forcing him to stop and turn in confusion, which quickly turned to anger.
"Get back here, you coward!" He roared, flying after her. When he was close enough, he used his Death Crasher move, rushing forward and slamming into her back, knocking her into a nearby mountain. He attempted to go after her, but Nail rushed in and hit him with the Evil Flight Strike. "Oh, I almost forgot about you. I was having fun ripping your arm off over and over. How many do you think we got to? I think we got to 24." Frieza said.
"Shut up!" Nail roared, blasting him with the Mystic Flash.
It seemed as thought that might have dealt with the emperor, but his voice then rang out from the smoke. "Tell me, have you ever heard of Planet Vegeta?" He asked, becoming visible as the smoke cleared, revealing he was barely even scratched.
"N-no..." Nail said worriedly.
"Funny. Because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek." He said, punching Nail in the face. "This will be your final warning! Now be sensible and tell me how to use the Dragon Balls! Do you want to die?!" Frieza snapped.
Nail laughed at this. "Even if I did tell you... it's it's too late..." He said weakly.
"What?" Frieza asked.
"Remember the little Namekian you passed on the way to Guru's? On his way to the humans with the password! By now he's probably already there and they're about to summon the dragon!" He laughed as Frieza growled furiously, about to explode with rage. "Yeah! If I had to guess your biggest mistake, it'd be not stopping him." Nail continued to jab at the enraged tyrant.
"That or the purple lipstick." Seri said along with Nail for one final barb.
"I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!" Frieza shouted, flying off as fast as he could.
End Music
"Whew. That's taken care of." Seri said.
[Great job, Seri! Now go and help Puddin! Hurry!] Chronoa said.
"I'm on it!" Seri said, before looking shocked as she felt their power levels skyrocket. "Oh, man! They're even stronger now! I better get to Puddin quick! Even She can't hold out against that kind of power!" Seri said, using instant Transmission.
As Seri fought Frieza, Puddin rushed to where Gohan and Krillin were. Gohan took a defensive step back as Turles looked down at the Dragon Balls. "In but a very short time, the Dragon Balls will grant me eternal life! If I eat enough fruit from the Tree of Might, even Frieza and Mira with all their power won't be able to stop me! I'll utterly destroy Kakarot and then the entire universe will kneel before me!" He boasted.
However, Slug rushed in from nowhere, looking ready to fight. "The Dragon Balls belong to me, Turles!" He snapped.
"So, our goals are the same, then." The dark Saiyan growled.
"The universe is mine to rule! ...And there's no place for you in it!" The hulking Namekian snapped.
"There's no place for either of you in this universe!" Puddin said as she landed in front of them, a few feet to Gohan's right.
"You again! You're really starting to annoy me!" Slug snapped.
"That's one of my specialties." Puddin boasted.
"Hm... How would you feel about a temporary truce?" Turles asked.
"So, first thing's first, is it? Heh... Alright, I'll agree to that!" Slug agreed, the two intergalactic criminals facing off against the Demon Demigoddess. "We'll make you regret interfering in our business!" He snapped as they both pulled out a fruit from the Tree of Might, taking a bite and gaining massive power boosts, crushing the fruits in their hands.
Puddin was a bit shocked at that, before glaring at them angrily. "That's such a waste! Those took two entire planets to make, you assholes!" She snapped.
"And that was how little we cared for those planets!" Slug laughed.
[Stay alert! Those two are far more powerful than your remember them!] Elder Kai warned her.
"This is fruit from the Tree of Might infused with the power of the Demon Realm! My energy keeps expanding I'm completely invincible!" Slug laughed.
"Yeah?! Well I don't need planet fruits or energy from the Demon Realm. I was born with all the power I'd ever need... Straight from the Fuck Box!" Puddin shouted, powering up before rushing in at them.
Background Music: "Indestructible" by Disturbed
Puddin rushed in at Slug and hit him with her usual combo, before knocking him away, then teleporting after him and laying a brutal beatdown with the Kaioken Assault. She ended this assault and began another without the life-threatening technique, landing a few hits on Slug, before he teleported out of the way. He landed a few hits on her, before she herself vanished and started the combo again, curling up into a ball and smashing into him, sending him flying. He recovered and faced her as she launched herself towards him again, firing a ki blast at her which she easily deflected and landed some fierce punches and kicks on him, knocking him back again. She tried to chase after him, but was hit in the back with a larger, more powerful than normal ki blast from Turles.
"You think you can beat us? Your power next to ours is like an anthill next to mountains!" Turles boasted.
"Yeah, but the ants in that anthill could probably eat their way through those mountains and make them crumble!" She shouted, kicking Slug away again as he rushed towards her, before blitzing the Saiyan with her rushing combo, sending him flying multiple times, before a final axe kick sent him into the water. Turles burst from the water after Gohan and Krillin, Slug stopping Puddin from reaching the dark Saiyan, but she once more dispatched the hulking Namekian with a good combo, before chasing after Turles again, hitting him with another rush combo while avoiding a few more attacks from Slug, beating Turles into the air and to the ground with an Orin Combo. He managed to recover and teleport behind her, hitting her with a few punches, before kicking her away, but she recovered almost instantly.
"Don't forget about me, now, girlie!" Slug said, appearing in front of her and trying to stomp down on her, the two of them attacking her together. Luckily, however, Gohan managed to rush in and kick him away, allowing Puddin to continue her assault on Turles, hitting him with another good combo before sending him to the ground just as Gohan kicked Slug and sent him flying back. The Namekian got back to his feet, suddenly struggling a little bit at a strange sensation washing over him. "What's this?! I feel a powerful surge of dark energy!" He said.
"This must be Nowa's doing! She must've poisoned the fruit somehow!" Turles choked out dryly.
"Yeah, that's one thing my bottom bitch other mother was good at! Screwing people over!" She said, laying one final smackdown on Turles, breaking his stamina and kicking him to the ground, before rushing at Slug.
"No! I'm not finished yet! I can make it through this! And then I will make Nowa pay!" He shouted, shooting his arm out, Puddin blocking it with some effort, before he laid on a powerful combo, managing to break through her guard before he grabbed her and began pummeling her with his ultimate attack, beating her with a fearsome combo, before knocking her away and laughing arrogantly, but this was soon silenced when he heard the noise of someone appearing behind him, turning around just in time to see a huge ball of energy in her hand, ready to be launched at him, a technique once known as the Big Bang Attack, but appropriated by Puddin into the...
"PUDDIN POP!" She announced, firing it at him point blank and blasting him away, causing him to crash into a hill, struggling to pull himself out. Eventually, he succeeded, but as soon as he did, he saw Puddin standing on top of that hill above him. "If it makes you feel any better, you're right! My not-mom will pay for what she's done here! But not from you, she'll face justice at the hands of the Time Patrol, along with both of you!" She said, decimating him with the Kaioken Assault, kicking him back towards where Turles was and finishing with an overhead smash, making a small, cartoonishly Slug-shaped crater in the ground next to Turles, the Namekian Warlord stuck about 4 feet down into the crater.
End Music
Puddin thought the battle was done, but the two space criminals suddenly stood back up and began glowing with a completely new aura, instead of the dark purple and black, this was now dark blue and white, their powers even greater than they were before. "N-no way!" She said in shock, before looking back at Gohan and Krillin. "You two, hurry! Get out of here!" She shouted, turning back just in time to defend against an onslaught from the two, almost breaking through her guard, but she managed to blast them back with Dimension Cannon.
She suddenly heard laughter in the background, looking over to see Nowa and Mira watching from a distance. "Looks like my experiment was a success." Nowa said.
"You! Not-mom!" She snapped, about to rush towards her, but Slug came in and threw a powerful uppercut she was forced to dodge.
"Shaving off life to unleash a new level of power. It's a new spell I was testing. And those two were my willing test subjects." Nowa explained."How long can anyone stand alone against such might?" She wondered.
"As long as I have to!" Puddin snapped, blocking a kick from Turles and blasting him away with a Big Bang attack. But then, Slug suddenly came at her, throwing a haymaker Puddin wasn't ready for, only watching in shock as it came at her.
But before it could connect, Seri suddenly appeared in between the two, sending Slug flying back with a Surprise Lotus Blast. "Well, you don't have to anymore." She said.
"Good timing." She said, as the villains faced off against them.
"Dammit! She ruined the experiment. Mira, get rid of her!" Nowa snapped.
"Of course!" He said, about to rush in, but stopped when the wall that was my chest and abs appeared in front of him. "Oh, my god, you could grind meat on them- ah!" He shouted as I knocked him back with an uppercut.
"Stay the hell away from my daughter, Mira." I growled.
"Dammit! Sai! Trunks!" Nowa snapped as Trunks appeared beside me.
"You two won't have your way! We'll stop you like we did last time!" Trunks said.
"Dad!" Seri said, happily.
"Oh and hey, Trunks is here, too. Hooray, we're saved..." Puddin said sarcastically.
"Hey, girls. You two finish your fights with those universally misplaced freaks, I'll make sure they don't get in your way." I said.
"Got it!" Seri said, turning back to face Turles and Slug.
Background Music: "Hell" by Disturbed
Slug shot his arm out at Puddin while Turles rushed in at Seri. Both heroes lunged to the side, Seri clasping her hands above her head and slamming them down on Turles' head while Puddin rushed towards, then past Slug, turning and grabbing him from behind, wrapping her legs around his waist and her left arm around his neck. "Noogie, noogie, noogie!" She announced as she landed three small, but painful punches to Slug's dome, before releasing her legs, stretching out with her arms and reeling herself back in and delivering a powerful kick to the hulking Namekian's back, sending him flying.
"There's more power... So much more!" Turles laughed as he punched and kicked away and a guarding Seri. "And once I've finished you, I'll make Nowa regret giving me so much power!" He said evilly, trying to blast her with Meteor Burst, but she suddenly vanished, appearing above him.
"That's a hell of a way to repay somebody. And I've got an answer for that: Raining Inferno Eruption!" She shouted, blasting down on the Saiyan with a stream of hellfire, before the resulting explosion sent him flying, crashing into Slug after Puddin sent him flying once again with a powerful round kick.
"This power is incredible! You may have landed a few lucky hits, but you'll never bring down the great Lord Slug like that!" Slug boasted, rushing at Puddin and throwing some powerful punches and kicks she managed to avoid and creating his Dark Twin Star ki blasts, firing them at her, but she then vanished and appeared behind the massive Namekian.
"How's this for a lucky hit?!" She demanded, beating him into the air, then knocking him down with the Orin Combo. She then vanished and appeared in front of the downed Namekian once again, kicking him back. At the same time, Seri had landed some vicious slashes on Turles with her Demon Shredder, before blasting him with Demon Burst and knocking him back into Slug once again, the two heroes rushing in and switching targets, but before they could land too many hits on the space criminals, Turles unleashed a Break Strike and launched our two heroines into the air, Slug lashing his arm out to grab Seri, reeling her in and punching her in the stomach, before blasting her away with his Darkness Eye Beams.
"Ha! Mustn't lower your guards, time patrollers! Now it looks like we have the advantage!" Turles laughed, rising and landing a few punches on Puddin and almost hit her with his Sudden Storm, but she suddenly disappeared, reappearing in front of Turles, looking furious.
"Well you just lost that advantage, buddy, because now you pissed me off!" She snapped, breaking out the Orin Combo once again to pulverize the Saiyan and knock him to the ground, teleporting after him and unleashing a regular combo of her own style, sending him flying with a kick, before charging up one of her favorite attack. "Last... Blast!" She shouted, firing the golden beam at the Crusher Corps commander, bringing him down.
Seri rose up after getting hit with the eye beams, glaring back at the Namekian, who laughed arrogantly as ever. "I told you you'd never escape my fury! I am the ultimate conqueror and the universe will be mine!" He laughed.
The laughter was silenced, though, when she teleported right in front of him and punched him in the stomach so hard, her fist outline could be seen from his back. "You might actually be a threat if you had spent more time fighting and less time boasting." She told him, blasting him away with a point blank Demonic Impact Bolt.
End Music
Turles and Slug were pushed to their limits. They put everything into one final ultimate ki beam, Turles shooting a beam from his hand and Slug's beam coming from his mouth "Ready for this?" Puddin asked.
"Always." Seri smirked, aiming her hand at the incoming beams. "Demon Burst!" She shouted, firing the blue and green beam.
"Kamehame-nya!" Puddin shouted, firing a kamehameha, the two beams combining and cancelling out the two beams fired by the space crooks, the two of them screaming and flinching as the beams hit and obliterated them.
[Good job, you two! That was a spectacular display of power! But I don't think they're finished just yet.] Elder Kai said.
"Turles and Slug definitely are, but if you meant Nowa and Mira, I agree." Puddin said, seeing a charred limb as the only remains of Slug.
"We'll go find Gohan and the others." Seri said.
[Good. Thank you. The fight with Frieza is happening as we speak. The sky just went dark. That means they used the Dragon Balls just as happened in the past.] Chronoa said.
"But doesn't that mean we're on track?" Puddin asked.
[Yes, but it also means Frieza won't hold back much longer. And Towa's still giving him power!] Elder Kai said.
"Oh, yeah. Best to check in on that." She agreed.
"Just like before, I'll handle the main threat, you jump in if things go South." Seri instructed.
"Right!" Puddin said as they rushed to the scene.
Puddin once again landed and watched on a distant mountain as Seri landed in the middle of the group, a large cloud of smoke and purple lightning dispersing to reveal Frieza in his Final form, surrounded by the dark purple evil energy. "So this is Frieza's final form? He's smaller than I thought. I thought he'd be huge." Krillin said, although he still sounded nervous.
"It's a good lesson not to judge a book by its cover." Piccolo said.
"I agree. Especially when that book can wipe out your entire race." Frieza said, vanishing and reappearing right in front of Krillin, hitting him with a haymaker and knocking him out in one punch.
Background Music: "Terror Time Again" by Skycylce (okay, this one doesn't really fit, but Frieza IS terrifying)
The group was stunned and horrified by Krillin's instant defeat, before going on the defensive as Frieza lashed out. "Dammit! All that time making wishes was for nothing! I'm sorry, but I can't protect you from this!" Piccolo said, before his guard was broken and Frieza sent him flying with a Death Slash.
"I told you, I'd leave you alive long enough to regret your choice." Frieza hissed.
"Don't worry! I'll help you out!" Seri said.
"I'll show you something great!" Vegeta shouted, rushing in and hammering away at Frieza, who still managed to effortlessly hold back the Saiyan.
"You're really confident, Vegeta. Or, have you forgotten how much you feared me?" Frieza asked, breaking through Vegeta's attack and blasting him away with a round of death beams.
"Laugh while you can, Frieza! For I am the Super Saiyan you feared your entire life!" Vegeta boasted.
Frieza chuckled at this. "You make the worst jokes." He said, before suddenly becoming deadly serious, repeatedly beating Vegeta with devastating fly-by punches and kicks, despite Seri's best attempts to stop him. He then burst out laughing. "When I use a bit of my full speed, you can't keep up. You call yourself a Super Saiyan?" He taunted the Saiyan Prince.
Vegeta huffed and panted heavily, starting to doubt himself, but refusing to give up. "I... I am a SUPER SAIYAN!" Vegeta screamed rushing in, but was quickly beaten down with a number of devastating hits from the tyrant's tail.
Finally, Frieza grabbed the weakened Vegeta by the neck with his tail, throwing him into the mountain Puddin was hiding on, dealing the Saiyan Prince a fatal blow and taking Puddin off-balance from the cliff shaking. Seri was shocked at this, before rushing forward at Frieza. "I got this! The rest of you get back! Hurry!" She said, dodging a kick from the tyrant, taking him off his feet with a spinning/sweeping heel kick, spinning the full 360 to face the now airborne monster and deliver a knee to his purple chest piece, knocking him back.
"Well, well, you're quite strong. I almost want you as an underling." Frieza said.
"Sorry, but I don't work for sadistic creeps like you!" She snapped.
He chuckled at this. "That's fine. You've already defied me by aligning yourself with the scum that stole my chance for immortality. And for that you must die!" He said, rushing at her and throwing a knee, but she managed to stop it with her elbow, the two once again trading blows in rapid succession, before pushing off each other, then blasting each other back with a Death Slash and Demonic Impact Bolt respectively.
Thankfully Goku showed up and helped even the fight. "Frieza! I'm Goku, a Saiyan from Earth! For the sake of the Saiyans and the Namekians and all the countless people you've mercilessly killed, I will defeat you!" He snapped.
"I'll kill every little Saiyan remaining!" Frieza snapped, rushing in and landing a number of hits on Goku.
"Oh, no, you don't!" Seri said, rushing in from the side and landing several hits on Frieza, allowing Goku to recover and blast the tyrant with a Kamehameha. He then rushed in and delivered a lightning-fast combo, kicking Frieza away, teleporting after him and kicking him away again, teleporting once more and delivering an axe kick to take Frieza to the ground, hitting him with another Kamehameha.
But eventually, he saw that what they were throwing at him simply wouldn't be enough to bring him down. "Frieza, can I ask you to do something? I'd like to ask if you could give me a little bit of time. I don't know if it'll work, but there's something I have to try!" Goku asked. And with that, he dropped to the ground and raised his hands to the air, preparing an attack he could only hope would be enough.
[Oh! It's a Spirit Bomb! That's sure to take care of Frieza!] Elder Kai said.
"But it takes a while to charge. I'll keep Frieza off him." Seri said, dropping down to block the tyrant's path to the Saiyan.
"Wait, what are you doing? Why are you throwing your hands in the air, like you just don't care?" Frieza demanded, looking at Goku, becoming furious. "CARE, DAMN YOU!" He shouted, rushing in.
"Not on my watch!" Seri shouted, grabbing his tail and yanking him back, jumping and doing a grab in similar fashion to a certain Majin. "Give me your lunch money, Frieza!" She taunted as she noogied the tyrant, kicking him away.
[Hey! Don't steal my moves!] Puddin snapped.
"How dare you! I am the emperor of the universe!" Frieza roared, charging her and attacking with every limb he could throw at her while she struggled to guard.
Finally, Goku looked up in awe. "There it is!" He said, seeing the Spirit Bomb was now complete. "Take this!" He roared, flinging it down on the unaware Frieza.
"Oh. Somehow I completely forgot about that." He said, trying to fling his Death Ball into it, only for the Spirit Bomb to EAT IT (an actual "Om, nom, nom" was heard). "Oh, my god!" He said fearfully, trying to hold it back, but failed and was engulfed in the massive attack.
End Music
Goku and Seri dropped to the ground in exhaustion at this point, Gohan and Krillin running up to their father and best friend respectively, helping him back to his feet. Everything seemed to be going perfectly... Until a Death Beam hit Piccolo through the chest. "By the way. Not dead. 'Kay, thanks, die." Frieza said.
"Fuck... you..." Piccolo said as he dropped to the ground. "Oh, whew. For a moment there, I thought that was gonna be me." Krillin said.
"Oh-ho-ho! You're next!" Frieza laughed, before becoming deadly serious.
"Wait, what did I ever do to you?!" He asked.
"Remember my tail!?" Frieza demanded.
"Did I miss something?" Seri asked, as Frieza's tail looked perfectly intact.
"Can't you take a joke?" Krillin asked with a smile. There was a pause for a few moments... Before Krillin was flown through the air, screaming until a small ki beam in his chest exploded, killing him. Krillin Owned Count: 28 (I miss those)
"Oh, out of all the people I've blown up, that one will hold a special place in my heart." Frieza said.
Background Music: "Pain" by Three Days Grace
Goku was shocked at this, before becoming enraged, a golden aura slowly forming around him. "How dare you..! You'll pay for this..! You'll pay for this!" He growled, before unleashing a blinding light, now standing tall as a Super Saiyan. "Curse you, Frieza! Now I'm MAD!" Goku shouted, rushing in and kicking Frieza in the head, sending him flying.
"Aah!" Frieza yelped at the sudden hit. He quickly recovered, however and glared furiously at Goku. "Prick!" He snapped, bombarding Goku with ki blasts. But when the smoke cleared, the Super Saiyan was completely unharmed. "What the hell are you!?" Frieza demanded.
"Super Saiyan. Now you're screwed." Seri answered quickly and simply, suddenly at Frieza's side, catching him and Goku off-guard. "Bye!" She said, blasting him away with a Demon Burst.
[History's progressing as normal. It won't be easy for Goku, though.] Chronoa said.
"Don't worry, I'll stick around and help until I'm sure he's got this." Seri assured.
"I'll never forgive you for what you've done!" Goku said, rushing in and landing several hits on Frieza, one final kick knocking him away and making him skid a few feet across the ground. He got back up and prepared to shoot a Death Beam at Goku, but the Saiyan instantly appeared in front of him and grabbed his had tightly. "I'm going to break you." He growled.
"What?!" Frieza demanded, yelping as Goku squeezed and cracked a few bones in his hand.
"Like a Kit-Kat Bar!" Goku snapped.
"W-what?" Frieza asked, now more confused than anything, before Goku kicked him away once again.
"Dominating!" Seri shouted, flying in and locking her fists together, swinging them down on Frieza.
"Eep!" He had just enough time to say before she slammed the fists down on him, then blasted him with a Demonic Impact Bolt.
"Whew. Okay, I think Goku can handle it from here." Seri said.
[Yep. Frieza is toast.] Puddin agreed.
[I agree. Everything seems to be fine. You two can come back home now.] Elder Kai said.
[This went too smoothly... I'd like to believe everything is alright, but I have a very bad feeling...] Chronoa said.
Finally, after one final, incredibly powerful uppercut from Goku that launched Frieza at least 20 feet into the air, the tyrant was pushed to his limit, creating a massive Death Ball above his head, flinging it down at the planet below. "Begone!" He shouted, everything going white as the attack hit the surface.
End Music
However, when the massive light died down, the planet was indeed in shambles, all of the ground below shattered and broken apart, lava filling all the cracks in between. Frieza growled at this. "I didn't use enough power!" He explained.
"Aww, couldn't perform under all the stress?" Seri taunted.
"I see. You were afraid of getting caught in the explosion. You failed." Goku said.
"Thinking of your safety at a time like this?!" A new voice rang out, Frieza's older brother, Cooler suddenly flying onto the scene, holding Puddin by the throat.
"Puddin!" Seri screamed.
"Hands off, creep!" She snapped, punching him in the chest, clearly hurting him, because he threw her towards Goku and Seri, but she managed to stop herself from crashing into them, flying beside them, ready to fight.
"Brother!" Frieza said in shock.
[Who in the Universe is that?! He wasn't there a second ago!] Elder Kai said.
[He's just like Cooler and Slug. Towa must've pulled him from some other point in time.] Chronoa said.
"I'll kill you for dragging our honor through the mud, you Saiyan ape! I don't know what the two of you are, but you'll get the same! Even the grey one! Your cute looks won't save you here!" Cooler snapped.
"Y-you think I'm cute?!" Puddin asked, a little embarrassed.
"Puddin..." Seri deadpanned.
"Now... Die!" The brothers said together, powering up with evil energy surrounding them.
Background Music: "4 Minutes" by Madonna
The girls rushed in at Cooler while Frieza lashed out at Goku. Impressively, Cooler was doing a decent job handling both Puddin and Seri, if struggling just a bit. However, he found the right opening in both girl's defenses, blocking their attacks, kicking Puddin in the stomach and then kicking Seri in the side with the same foot, sending her flying at Frieza at just the right moment so the younger Icegen's tail hit Goku and Seri. With only one target, Cooler was quite a bit more efficient, landing several hits on Puddin, before she finally disappeared behind him, landing a few hits of her own, before knocking him down with an Orin Combo. "I'm not just cute, pal, I'm also pretty damn tough!" Puddin told him.
"We'll see how long that lasts for!" Cooler shouted, flying up towards her at insane speeds, headbutting her in the stomach, then throwing some punches and kicks.
Despite getting the first hit when Seri was thrown at him, Frieza was confused and surprised by the sudden arrival of a second enemy, startling him long enough for Seri to recover, landing several punches and kicks on him before sending him flying with a Surprise Lotus Blast, which Goku followed up with a Kamehameha. "Good job!" Seri said.
"Thanks, you, too." He said.
"Think you can handle him?" She asked.
"Yeah, you go help your friend with the other one." He said, blocking Frieza's path as he tried to attack Seri. "Thanks." She said, rushing towards Cooler. At this moment, the older tyrant had Puddin by the neck with his tail, spinning and flinging her at Seri, who flashed past her with another vanishing step. She landed several hits to the front of the purple monster, before vanishing and appearing behind him, landing several more attacks from behind, sending him flying with a Demon Burst.
He flew out of control for about 10 feet, before someone caught him. Shrugging off the pain and opening his eyes, he was shocked to see it was Puddin who now held him. "First thing you need to know about me, I don't like abusive relationships. And if you try to abuse me, you're gonna get abused yourself REAL QUICK!" Puddin said darkly, using another Orin combo, then powering up a large ki blast as Seri unleashed a massive barrage on the tyrant, Puddin flinging her ki bomb as soon as the barrage ended.
Cooler got up, panting slightly, before looking over to see Frieza also taking quite the beating. "Frieza! It's time!" He shouted. The brothers cleared a fair distance away from their opponents, once again flying side by side as they powered up, Frieza's muscles explosively expanding out to make him look as like a cross between himself and a Gorilla. Meanwhile, Cooler's transformation was more balanced, his muscles also growing and expanding considerably, but the rest of his body did as well, making it look less ridiculous. Plus, he grew shark fin-like blades on his forearm guard, a couple of upward curving spikes on his back and a large crest on his head and a mask that covered and protected the lower half of his mouth.
"Behold! This is my full power!" Frieza boasted, instantly clearing the distance between him and Goku and delivering a fierce punch to the Saiyan's stomach that made it look like his arm disappeared inside of his nemesis.
"And this is MY full power! It's better because it's bigger and looks like the Super Shredder!" Cooler said with an almost mechanical echo to his voice. He then rushed towards Puddin and Seri, grabbing them by their necks and slamming their heads together, before throwing them in different directions.
"Ohh... My head..." Puddin groaned, before glaring at him. "Okay, buddy, now you're in trouble!" She snapped, rushing at him and landing several hits, but he looked like he barely even felt them. He then retaliated, landing some painful hits on her. She vanished and reappeared behind him along with Seri as she came rushing in, but they were both stopped by the tyrant's tail, allowing him to turn around, kicking Seri to the ground once more and continue his assault on Puddin.
"You know, I wasn't kidding when I said you were cute, but if you even wanted a chance with me, you need to know your place! Beneath me!" He said, slamming his tail into her and sending her to the ground.
"Okay... Try this!" Puddin roared, aiming her hand at him. "PUDDIN PO-!" She started, before a powerful haymaker sent her crashing into a wall.
"Puddin!" Seri shouted, before glaring at Cooler. "You BASTARD!" She roared, flying at him and landing several hits, leaving deep slashes in his arms, legs, stomach and even going a decent ways through his carapace (the armor on his chest and stuff), before rising into the air. "Raining Inferno Eruption!" She announced, blasting down on the monster with Hellfire hotter than even the lava all around them, finishing with a massive explosion, the tyrant flying out from said explosion with some harsh burns, but appearing to be FAR more pissed off than hurt.
"ENOUGH!" He roared, rushing at Seri, landing several crushing blows, before hitting her with a flying knee, going for several feet before they finally stopped, Cooler lowering his knee and quickly bringing it back up to launch Seri about a foot into the air, connecting his fists and smashing them down on her, sending her crashing into the ground right next to where Puddin was brought down, the two heroines defeated and unconscious.
End Music
"Oh, no!" Goku said, trying to rush and help the girls, but Frieza kept them back. "I'll destroy you and this whole planet!" Cooler shouted, raising his hand and making his own Death Ball, flinging it down towards our two heroines, but suddenly, Erika appeared and grabbed the two of them, taking them back to the Time Nest, leaving Cooler's attack to hit nothing. "What?!" He demanded.
The two girls panted heavily back at the safety of the Time Nest. "I don't get it... We had them for most of the fight..." Seri said.
"Yeah, but then that Cooler guy showed up and sent everything to Hell!" Puddin snapped.
"Yes. Cooler is even stronger than Frieza. We could've never expected him to show up." Chronoa said.
"It's not your fault, girls. They just played dirty. And you two did great for what you were up against." Erika said.
"Luckily, I can play just as dirty." Towa said, pulling out her staff and making it glow with blue energy, which also surrounded the scroll. "I can keep the time looped for right now, so that each time Frieza wins, it'll simply repeat, so they won't be able to get the energy of the defeated warriors. In the meantime, you two go train your asses off until you could stand up against Cell, let alone Cooler and Frieza." She explained.
Erika rolled her eyes at this. "I wouldn't go THAT far, but yes, you two definitely need to train, but I have no doubt you'll reach Cooler's level and beyond in no time." Erika said.
"Yeah! Next time, that Shredder wannabe's going down!" Puddin said determinedly.
"Don't worry, Mom. I'll keep training. And the next time we face them, I promise, we won't fail again." Seri said with equal determination.
