Another special thanks to Dungeon Inspector for heling out with the editing for another chapter! This would of been a grave yard of misused words, poor punctuation, and the constant misspelling of Leorio's name without you!

Abe woke up that morning around 10am to find Gon and Mito on the couch sleeping together.

She's lucky today is an off today, otherwise, the business would be in absolute shambles. Abe shook her head, going over to the kitchen to fix herself some breakfast. She thought about waking them up anyway, but took yesterday's events into consideration, and decided to let them enjoy a late day for once.

Mito stretched her arms and wiped some of the crust out of her eyes after a long nights sleep. Man, I can't believe how emotional things got last night she thought as she continued to wake up. I really need an off day...wait a minute, SHIT! IS TODA-

"Don't worry, today's Sunday dear," Abe assured her panicked granddaughter.

"Thank GOD! Business would have been in absolute shambles if this were any other day," Mito shrugged, hesitant to deciding if she wants to wake up Gon or not.

"How are you holding up?" Abe asked, while walking over to the fridge.

"Me? Oh, I'm fine, thanks for asking. I feel a bit flustered about how emotional and sappy it got I won't lie. But I guess it was just one of those nights, you know?"

"Well, I'm happy with how things turned out in the end," Abe said facing Mito for a moment, until digging through the fridge again.

"I made some eggs from this morning, would you like some?"

"Sure," Mito yawned, getting up to leave Gon on the couch. She made herself comfortable at the table as Abe started to heat up the eggs in the microwave. "What time is it?" Mito wondered.

"It's past noon,"

"Really? What time is it exactly?"

"2 pm,"

"2 pm?!" Mito asked in mild astonishment.

"Technically speaking, but it's a little closer to 3 at this point," Abe answered making Mito feel uneasy.

"Would you like something to drink with your breakfast?"

"Yeah, some tea please,"

"Oh haven't we had enough tea last night, how about some nice, fresh, homebrewed coffee instead?" Abe offered, as if she was a spokeswomen offering a once in a life time opportunity for Mito.

"No thanks I just want tea, gosh," Mito whined rolling her eyes, making Abe chuckle.

"You're still as snappy as ever," Abe responded, pulling out the eggs from the microwave and fixing Mito a plate. "Would you like the rest, or maybe you would like to save some for Gon?"

"I'll have the rest, if Gon wants something to eat I'll just make something to eat I'll just make it by myself," said Mito, as Abe pulled a kettle out of the cabinet. "Know what, don't worry about the tea. I'll make it myself,"

"Are you sure? I don't mind making breakfast for your if you're tired,"

"Nah, it's fine. I really don't mind,"

"Well, I'll be out in the garden for a few hours if you need me,"

"Will do," she said while walking out of the house. Mito was left alone as she pondered to herself if she should wake Gon or not.

Just for today, I'll take it easy on him. She thought to herself while pouring water into the kettle.

Gon woke up feeling groggy and exhausted. His vision was foggy and his tendons were uncomfortably pressed together.

What a night yesturday he thought, stretching his arms above his head and sticking his lower body forward to stretch his torso. I wonder how Mito is doing he pondered while going into the kitchen to fix himself something to eat. He found that there weren't any left overs, so he decided to make himself something to eat.

He had two choices; either goes to make himself some macaroni and cheese, the safe option. Or he dares to challenge himself making himself some scrambled eggs. Damn, if only Mito was here to help me out Gon panicked.

Mito would most certainly yell at me if I eat macaroni and cheese for breakfast, but I might be in for a rude awakening if I screw up making the eggs Gon thought hard, pressing his temples in frustration. After a moment's thought, Gon finally decided that he would make himself the eggs. He concluded that doing challenging tasks would be the grownup thing to do and Mito would be proud of him!

"Besides, macaroni and cheese for breakfast? What am I crazy, out of my mind? Gon giggled to himself, taking out the eggs. Alright how do we do this he thought, trying to remember how it's done.

He knew to make scrambled eggs, one must take the condiments and ...scramble them? NO IDIOT THINK! Gon face palmed himself, nearly serving himself a concussion with that brain aneurysm.

Then a flash went off, as he remembered how to make some scrambled eggs.

So first, you crack two eggs in a bowl Gon thought, taking out a bowl enthusiastically to prepare the eggs. And then we take that and we put it into the skillet he continued while taking out the skillet and igniting the flames on the stove.

All he had to do now was to put the eggs onto the skillet and let it cook. But he quickly stopped himself as he remembered a crucial rule in order to make scrambled eggs.

You melt a small amount of butter onto the skillet BEFORE you pour the eggs in Gon confirmed, taking out the butter and butter knife to complete the next step. He proceeded by taking a smidgeon of butter, and melting it onto the skillet.

Now only if Gon remembered when to pour the eggs onto the skillet...

He gazed at the liquefied butter, which was starting to turn into a light, into a moderate shade of brown.

Now we pour it on? Gon wondered, as he takes his chances by pouring in the eggs. He was a little too careless and burnt himself from the splattered egg and burnt butter.

Fuck my arm!! Gon silently yelled, clutching his right and covering his mouth with his left. He cautiously looked around him to see if anyone heard him.

Damnit Killua and Leorio, why did you each have to teach me that word Gon frowned, and triggered a flashback in Yorknew to an argument between Killua and Leorio.

His mind starts to wander off a bit, as he puts the flames on low so he could take time to reminisce fondly about that night and ignore his eggs for a while.

"You dipshit, people could sell medication for unprecedented amounts and profit off of it. Where does your precious 'capitialism' account for when people suck money out of those who are in most need of your care," Killua snarked at Leorio, scolding him like an angry mother his hands on his hips.

"And where the hell is your right to even be making the slightest criticism against a private ind-, oh I'm sorry, 'Killua Jung Ill' run facilities?' when you replace all the intricate problems of capitalism, with a better and more efficient 'socialism'," Leorio argued, copying Killua's posture and giving off a condescending look at Killua.

Killua and Leorio have been going at it for almost a good hour, arguing nonsensically about any complex topic they could think to disagree with. Gon had been nearly silent the whole time as he looked at them in awe at the vigor each of them had for such things that Gon didn't understand.

"Come on Leorio, I never said that you aren't allowed to openly criticize a socialist run country,"

Yeah, but all you have to do is insert neck here and dangle from this circular rope until your die from autoasphyxiation you sick fuck," Leorio jabbed, making a circle with his hands and facial expressions like an impassioned musician during an improvisation.

"What, how the hell is that autoasphyxiation idiot?"

"Because of how turned on you get from giving your life to please the the 'will of the people'," Leorio swooned, maddening Killua and making Gon laugh.

"That's never what I meant you perverted ass-face! I mean that there should be government reform in the private sector where people are taken advantage of! That's what I meant this whole time,"

"Yea but getting rid of corruption in the private sector by getting rid of the private sector. Even if we had the government control all enterprise, that doesn't mean that they will act in the intrest of the people. And let's just say, for the sake of aurgument, government passes a bill that means that everything privately owned is now government owned. And let's also say, for the sake of aurgument, and since we now live in a socialist run country, that no private company could make a profit. This would be absolute chaos! People would be losing money, losing jobs, there would be protests even riots, you can't just get rid of a problem by covering it over with a problematic solution Killua!" Leorio finished, before Killua could make a response, Gon felt a sense of charm, and sparkle in Leorio's eyes.

Wow...maybe this feeling is what Killua was describing before about 'appealing to the common good of the people' Gon thought, applying something Killua said about the potential socialism has for the common person and ironically applied it Leorio's argument vouching for capitalism.

"No, it's way more complicated than that! You completely twisted my logic into thinking that I wanted to get rid of all enterprise in general. All I think is necessary is a bit of reform, not a complete political revolution!"

"That's what it sounds like once you want to change from being a capitalist country to a socialist one! Even if there was government reform like you said, guess what? That's still not going to get rid of corruption! Government officials in now government run facilities, are in the direct interest of the government, not the people. And if there is competition against the government especially a socialist or communist one, that could be considered a capital offense. Plus, it wont even be the government's interests, it will just be the lobbyist's interest who own the government which controls the people,"

"Leorio, that's not what I meant!"

"Off course it was, then why the hell would you say it in the first place?"

"Suck my fucking dick Leorio, you don't know shit about politics,"

"What was that you lava lamp fucking hippie?"

"Guys, stop! you shouldn't be using that word in the first place to express yourself,"

"What, that Leorio is a fucking faggot uneducated piece of shit?"

"Hey, we got a libtard over here making a homophobic slur in the 21st century over here! Time to go my Tumbler or whatever the fuck you kids use these days, and bitch about how 'we would of inhabited the dark continent by now if Bernie Sanders was in office' you conceited fuck!"

"BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!"

"Enough with that word!"

"...fuck?" Killua asked, tilting his head to the side like a confused house pet.

"Yes! You two are getting so mad over all this nonsense! I usually don't mind when we do this but it's just getting to me this time, can you guys stop?" Gon pleaded, as Killua sighs deeply out of concern for Gon.

"...well," Killua started, trying to think of a way to cheer up Gon.

"I mean, it's the most satisfying expletive in mankind! Gon, all you have to do is to say it once and you'll feel like a new man!" Leorio smiled at Gon, as if he was using his own method to cheer up Gon.

"Nonono Leorio, I said it once by accident in front of Aunt Mito and swore never to use it again,"

"But you're not in front of Aunt Mito, you're with your buddies!"

"Doesn't matter, I still wont say it," Gon protests, folding his arms and looking away from Leorio.

"Come on say it with me: 'fuhhhhh, uhhhck'. Fuck! Now you try!"

"Come on Leorio, haven't we had enough? I'm tired you know," Killua said to save Gon from Leorio's harassment.

"It's only 10 pm! Ahh fine, but only under the condition that Gon declares who the winner is," said Leorio, as Killua folds his arms and rolls his eyes in annoyance. Gon starts to feel his chin with his fingers and looks up towards his brain to search for an answer.

"Well...I'm with Leorio,"

"Yes!" Leorio yelled in excitement.

"Gon, what?!" Killua gaped in absolute shock.

"Sorry Killua, I just believe that people should trust each other to do things I guess. That's what you were saying, right Leorio,"

"Exaclty! I rest my case, it's been a hard fought battle and I look forward for future inquiries," Leorio said sincerely, holding out his hand for Killua to shake.

"Gon, what you said has nothing to do with any, I mean absolutely nothing to-," Killua stopped for a moment to rub his temples in frustration, trying to come up with how to respond to such a nonsensical argument.

"Like, Gon?!Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind!?"

"No, but if there is one thing Aunt Mito taught me, it's that there are two sides to a problem and the solution isn't to silence with punishment, but to open it up with love,"

"...what?"

"Aunt Mito says it better, but you get the point I guess,"

Fuck your Aunt Mito and fuck your pathological bullshit! Tell your Aunt Mito to choke on a thousand dicks and to jump off a fucking bridge head first that dirty cunt! But she's a solid 8, so send her to me first so she could ride my- Killua stoped this thought because he knew that even the smallest resemblance of that statement put into words, would result in Gon having a complete mental breakdown.

Instead, he thought of the second best insult that could do a good enough job to express his discontent with Gon right now.

"...Bakka,"

"I'm sorry...what?" Gon pondered, nervously rubbing his head as a response to a gibberish word he never heard before.

"You're an idiot, I'm sorry Gon. You're just an idiot,"

"What else is new, liberal?" Gon lashed out, saying liberal as if it was the burn of the century. Leorio was euphorically punching the air like a champion while Killua was on the edge of having a mental break down.

"Gon, define liberal?"

"It's what you are," Gon fired back, sticking out his toungue in distaste.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Shut up Leorio! I'll deal with your shit later. Gon, you're more ignorant than Leorio to be making that claim,"

"And Leorio is smarter than you will ever be!"

"It's the other way around idiot!"

"You got it the wrong way, idiot!"

"You and your goddamn functional fixedness,"

"I'm sorry for being so freaking stupid, but enlighten me, what is functional fixed-dednes Killua-senpai?"

"With the up most pleasure Gon-chan! Functional fixedness is when you rely on a method that has worked before instead of using a new one. So for example, you're too used to being stupid, and since being stupid has worked for all your pathetic life, your stupidity serves as a toxic mental set that will inhibit you from solving any complex problem in life,"

"Oh I get it! I guess since I'm too stupid to figure any complex mubo-jumble and whatever, is kind of like how you're so damn insecure to open up to people you dork!"

"What the hell are you talking about dude?"

"I don't know, how about you tell me my best friend in the whole wide world who I can't imagine my life without," Gon chirped, nearing his face towards Killua's giving off a bright grin.

"Gon, stop being so embarrassing!"

"See, you're so insecure and you don't even acknowledge it!"

"You can't prove insecurity,"

"I just did,"

"No, you didn't,"

"Than give me a hug!" Gon said, stretching out his arms to embrace Killua.

"No!" Killua responded, backing away from him.

"Than give me a kiss," Gon commanded, flinging his body towards him and puckering his lips.

"NOO YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT! FUCK OFF!" Killua cried, kicking Gon in the stomach and knocking him on the floor. Gon took a moment to catch his breath to continue his argument,"

"...exactly, I just proved how insecure you are and you still don't acknowledge it," Gon coughed as Leorio flopped on the couch exhausted from laughter.

"What? You don't have no sense at all stupid idiot,"

"Than why are you using a double negative Killua?"

"SHUT UP LEARIO!"

Gon started to chuckle lightly as his mind went back to reality. He stared at the yellow matter on the skillet again, and observes the scrambled mess in his sight. And felt a warm, welcoming feeling in his heart, as if he were living out the joy of that memory in a peaceful way which could be summarized by one word in Gon's mind right now.

"...fuck," Gon loosened up, taking guilty pleasure in his swear.

"Hey Gon! Whatcha making?" Mito chirped, throwing Gon off guard and making him hesitant to respond. "Imma-um, just making myself some scrambled eggs Aunt Mito!" Gon defensively answered, almost as if he were making it up and got caught in the act.

"Doesn't sound like it, but it sure looks like it, how are we doing here?" Mito responded playfully, while checking Gon's process.

"Gon you're going to burn them!" Mito exclaimed making him panic a bit.

"What should I do?"

"Just turn off the oven and I'll fix you a plate," said Mito, as he systematically grabs out a plate and holds it out to be served.

"Oh yeah, your phone rang while you were asleep. I think Killua might of being trying to call you. Are you okay?" Mito asked, noticing Gon seemed a little upset from when she told him that he was going to burn the eggs.

"Yea I'm alright. I just feel a little startled I guess, I don't know, maybe it's just this bug I been having that's making me act different. I don't know," he responded timidly, feeling more vulnerable than usual.

"Don't worry Gon, no matter how I may come off, I will always love you," Mito assured, cupping her palms around Gon's cheeks and kissing him on the forehead. Mito got up and went to clean up Gon's work station as Gon went to eat his breakfast.

"Oh yeah, usually I start making dinner around this day. Do you think that you will be able to eat in an hour or so? Or would you like me to wait?"

"Diner? What time is it?"

"It's six at night,"

"Really?" Gon said, nearly choking on his food. Gon wanted to ask why she didn't wake him up, but felt a bit reluctant to do so. Starting and stopping, he felt like he would be a bit rude to question Mito and thought that it might just bother her.

"In case you're wondering, I decided not to wake you because of our long night together. Thought you needed to rest but I know you hate waking you up late, so sorry if you're bothered that I didn't wake you up,"

"Oh it's fine, I appreciate that actually. I was really tired and could have used the rest,"

"No problem. Oh yeah, were you trying to say something just now or is it just me?"

"Oh no, you actually answered what I was going to ask anyway so it's fine," Gon said as Mito responded with a smile.

Gon shortly finished his breakfast, returned his plate to the sink, and went to his room to call Killua.