"MISS CYRUS!" Adeli glanced up from her book. "Yes, ma'am?"

"If you would be so kind as to explain the concept of Schrodinger's cat in the simplest terms possible instead of burying your nose in another," Her physics teacher looked disdainfully at her Catwoman comic book. "...'comic book'." The teen stood up and began in her most official sounding voice:

"The easiest explanation for it is that Schrodinger put a cat in a box with a sealed vial of poison that will break at an unspecified time and closed the lid. Until the lid is opened again the cat can be considered as both alive and dead." She sat back down, daring her to ask another question. No more came. "Damn, Addie, someday she's going to tell the admins about you." Kiril whispered from behind her.

"I'll be fine, they don't have anything to pin on me anyway," she replied, poking her nose back into the book to see what Catwoman was doing. Mason shook his head, still taking notes. "Seriously, Addie. You gotta watch yourself-"

"MR. AVERY. Care to share your story with the class?"

"No, ma'am, it wouldn't be as interesting as whatever you're talking about." Mason replied with a winning smile. "Well, Mr. Avery, since you and Miss Cyrus are just so sociable, you two can show around the substitute teacher while I'm at the conference in the province." Mason nodded agreement with that same winning smile and Adeli rolled her eyes. "Now, students, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Jason Blake." The teen nearly ripped her comic book in half at the sight of her new substitute teacher.

Same brooding look, the air of intelligence mixed with a little arrogance, hair that was more curly than spiky... There was no way she could ever mistake him for someone else. After all, she did spend a considerable time staring at his card whenever she dueled Chandra at home.

And if her knowledge of Chandra's history made any difference, Adeli had a feeling the wanted Firebrand wouldn't take kindly to the fact that Jace Beleren was her new physics substitute.

Monday afternoon

Jace is here. I have no idea why. Why the fuck are planeswalkers popping up out of nowhere? Who's next, Liliana Vess? Dammit, if she comes here it's going to be a hell of a party. Either way, it doesn't seem like he's going to be causing any trouble-

"Miss Cyrus." Adeli looked up from her log book. "Yes, sir?"

"Might I see you after class?" Adeli nodded consent and the mind mage went back to explaining how to draw the path of rays reflecting off a concave mirror. Majority of her classmates were either sleeping or furiously writing down every word into their notebooks. Apparently, Mr. Bele - Blake wasn't one for writing down notes on the board.

Dammit, he must've read my mind. He's probably looking for Chandra again. I don't know whether I ought to tease her about it or warn her that Jace is here. I'll figure something out.

The Firebrand opened the door to see a dripping wet teenager with a semi-conscious man draped over her shoulder. "He's a little heavy, mind helping?" Adeli asked.

"Is this Jace?! The fuck is he doing here?!" Chandra practically yelled. "How the hell am I supposed to know?! He followed me home!"

"Then why the hell is he passing out?!"

"I'll explain later, just fucking help me before someone sees." The two half-dragged, half-walked Jace to the sofa. Adeli rushed to her father's room and got a fresh shirt. "Strip him."

"I'm not stripping Jace. You do it."

"We can't have him getting hypothermia, just do it." said the teen, practically ripping the mind mage's shirt off. "Can't I just blast him with a few flames?" Chandra asked, fumbling with the belt. "Come on, you're how much older than me and you've never taken anyone's clothes off?" They managed to get the shirt on and the pants off. "Alright, you're older, you change his shorts." Adeli handed her a pair of striped boxers. "Are you insane?! Since when does being older make me responsible for his shorts?"

"I've never stripped a guy-"

"Perfect time for you to learn-"

"-and I'm not starting now!" The two stared at each other, then at the unconscious Jace. "Fine. We both do it. On three." mumbled Adeli, closing one eye and grabbing the waistband of the mind mage's Ravnican underwear. "What, you scared, Addie?"

"Fuck no. 'sides, I know you just want to look at it."

"Fuck you bitch." muttered Chandra, grabbing the other side of his shorts. "I'm not Liliana. I don't bed every man I meet."

"Hey, she can't be that much of a nympho. On three."

"Nympho?"

"LATER. On three. One, two.." They simultaneously pulled down Jace's sopping wet shorts. "THREE!"

The silence that pervaded the room was so thick you could have drowned in it. The two girls stared openly at it. "Addie..."

"What?"

"No wonder Lili's so hyped over him."

Monday night

Apparently Jace is living with us now, too. We rolled him into Dad's bed. God, it's fucking awkward. Chandra hasn't said a word since a while ago, she just holds on to Ceros. He doesn't mind, though he did cry a little when her hair nearly burned him. My God, it's seriously awkward. Memory boy better not say anything tomorrow.

Heya. Just read the MTG webcomic yesterday. So pro. So much win. Chandra so pro. Chandra got so much win. I weanted to read about how she got her planeswalker spark, but they didn't have it on the site. Boohoo. Did I mention how awesome Chandra was when she battled Jace? XD

*bang*