Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.
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Episode Twenty-Five: Our Abdominal Adipose
Husky Akio drives his savvy red mobility scooter around town, the sight of which fascinates Touga into following him all the way back to Ohtori. Meanwhile, elevators ets installed at all those old buildings on campus, thus sparing the already inactive students from having to exert energy in walking the stairs. Akio now has Utena and Anthy moving in with him via the "homemade cooking is healthier than cafeteria food" excuse. The male FA is, in fact, aiming to try out his feeder-fu on Utena, this healthy-conscious fit girl who stands for everything he is against. Saionji, who has been readmitted because reasons, is after Anthy again. He finds himself startled by the BBW's significant weight loss since he last saw her. Anthy further surprises everyone when she attempts to eat a plain oatmeal breakfast along with Utena (an act bringing the girls closer to each other). Yet Anthy's unexplained newfound resolve to eat healthy is sabotaged Akio, who purposely cooked steamy hot instant noodles late into the night.
Episode Twenty-Six: Miki's Nest Cake
Kozue tries making a bird's nest cake for her home economics class, but sweet-toothed Miki keeps on eating the finished product every time before her assignment could be handed in. Things get worse for her, as their father somehow hires Anthy as their family cook, thus subjecting the family to lard-grilled dishes fatty enough to make an American baff. Fearing weight gain, Kozue goes to Acting Chairman Akio for advice during a late-night scooter ride. The FA sells her on intuitive eating –- while leaving out how one needs to eat clean to achieve the weight-stabling effects. Seeing the twins balloon, Utena - Ohtori's resident fit girl - again intervenes.
Episode Twenty-Seven: Nanami's Egg Diet
Nanami tries out an egg-based fad diet to boost protein and cut fat. As she is consuming egg yolk (ymm!) instead of egg white(blah . . .), her blood work goes to hell as her cholesterol level shoots though the roof.