Author's note: Yaoi moment down there. I don't own FFCC, but I do own Lucas, Xander, Usagi, and Yukino.

Lucas

I am not gay. I am not gay. I am NOT gay!

My face fumed as we walked back to the castle. Xander chatted happily with Yukino, who had at first been reluctant but had agreed to join us. That guy had to be either gay or bisexual, because he was a bit too good at picking up girls. Nontheless I told myself to keep my guard up--who knew what this guy would do next…

"Oh, Usagi?" Xander asked, bringing my attention back to him. "Wanna do me a favor and go tell the kind we're here?"

Usagi looked a bit surprised but nodded, "Is it all right if I take Yukino with me?"

"Sure." Usagi grabbed Yukino's arm and dragged her off without another word.

I stopped walking in the middle of the hallway and glared at Xander. "Letting a girl slip past you so easy?" I asked, folding my arms.

Xander studied me carefully. "Jealous?"

"Of?"

"That I can pick up a girl so easy?" he shot back, smirking.

My face turned red slightly. "If you pick them up so easily, why the hell do you toy around with me?"

"You let me." he shrugged, also folding his arms. "I can't help that you're SUCH an Uke."

"WHAT?!" I screamed, flailing my arms wildly. "WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK I'M AN UKE?!"

"Calm down, you're just my Uke." he winked as I fumed.

"Why me? Just answer that." I asked, turning away.

Xander slowly crept up on me and wrapped his arms around my waist. "Because…you kind of look like a girl…" he kissed my neck. "And you're pretty cute, if I do say so myself."

"Xander! Stop!" I barked at him, trying to wrangle from his grip.

This only made him hug me tighter, and to my horror he slid a hand down the front of my pants. Before I could even say something he had grabbed my penis and started massaging it slowly. My whole body froze, and Xander took advantage to kick the nearest door open and dragged me in there, throwing me onto the couch.

"Wait! Don't! I'm not gay!" I cried as he pressed his chest against mine.

"You don't have to be gay." he murmured, unzipping my pants.

Again he had started to massage my penis, and I bit my lip as he nipped my neck. "Damn it…don't…"

My resisting seemed to only drive him on, but the less I resisted, the more he took advantage. As if reading my mind, Xander whispered, "I love it when you fight back." He licked my neck and I giggled uncomfortably.

"Haven't you had enough?" I asked quietly, almost giving up completely.

"Oh…almost." he smirked, and without so much of a warning he had pulled down my pants. My body froze up again and of course, the worst happened before I knew it. Xander had forced his own penis into my hole, and I screamed in pain and he thrusted and squeezed my penis harder. In about a minute I came all over his hand and he finally stopped, pulling himself out. I fell face forward onto the couch, pulling up my pants with trembling hands.

I actually enjoyed that. "You…bastard…" I hissed, zipping my pants up.

"Hold on, I missed something." he said, pressing his lips against mine. He pulled away rather quickly, pulling up his pants. "There we go." he grinned as I blushed. "You know you loved it."

"Oh gee, I appreciated you shoving yourself into my ass." I snapped, trying desperately to hide the fact that I enjoyed it a little.

"It's okay, the more we do it, the more you'll like it." he beamed.

What the fuck?!