Hey People.
How are you tonight? I'm okay. I went to check out my new highschool, joy. Well just because I'm starting school doesn't I won't continue writing. I will, just some of the updates may be slower and a little shorter. They won't be shorter than 1,500 words though. I'm going to keep it to at least 2,000 words.
And I may update like 5 short chapters at once. It all depends. This chapter is 3,459 words.
Anyway let's get this chapter started. i personally like this one. It kinda took a different plan than I had planned. Hope you enjoy. Ya'll's reviews are very sweet. I re-read all of them today and their very nice. Good inspiration.
Well, I have to warn you. I put a little mention of a Fred/Harry/George in this chapter. Only a glimpse they don't really have much action, just memories.
The Draco//Harry probaly won't start until Chapter 7,8, or 9.
SOrry, I didn't update yesterday, I got lazy and lost my writing muse right in the middle of the chapter. But it's back. I go back to school tommorow!
DISCLAIMER: Must we go over this every time? I don't own Harry... or Draco. Don't rub it in...
THIS STORY WAS UPDATED ON AUGUST 5, 2007.
When Did Poison Become Innocent?
Chapter 6
It had been a month since Harry had gotten his parent's trunks. In them were trinkets such as his father's first snitch in which he caught, his mother's diaries and his father's journal, which wasn't a diary.
He had read through them all and felt closer to his parents tan ever. It was a nice feeling. He even learned spells both his mother and father had invented.
He had made a substantial dent in the some of the books he had inherited. He thought he would never be able to read every single one of his books, he would have to live for at least a thousand years.
Today would be the day of Sirius' will reading. Harry had just flat ironed his hair. His slipped on a pair of pipeline black jeans and black converse. He wore a SlipKnot shirt that clung to him. When he lifted his arms you could see his belly button ring.
He put on a layer of eyeliner and walked downstairs for a light breakfast.
"Morning Harry. Are you going to be alright this morning?"
"I'll be fine Aunt Petunia. Fred, George and Remus will be there."
Flashback
Harry stood in the entrance of Fred and George's shop. He had contacted them saying he found out about certain things about his life.
They said to meet them at 8:00 that evening to discuss matters.
He walked in to the shop. It had really grown.
"Harry."
He looked up to see his ex-boyfriend Fred coming from the back with George and Remus. Fred leaned down and captured his lips in a deep reminiscing kiss.
Remus was at a shock.
George laughed, "You should have seen them when they thought they were alone and actually going out."
Remus turned to Harry.
"You went out with Fred? When was this?"
"Yea, he's a good fuck. And 4th year."
"Oh? Was that all I was to you?" Fred asked faking hurt.
"No, that was your brother, I'm sorry." Harry smirked at Fred's expression.
"Fine be that way! I'll just sit here while you go fuck my brother in the back room!"
Harry walked over with a smile on his face.
"You know I'm joking. The only George and I were together was when we had those threesomes."
Both the twins and Harry sighed remembering their first escapade. Good times…
"Okay… I would rather not here about my best friend's son's sex life so can we get back to why we're all here. I can't have Dumbledore suspicious."
"Good point. So Remus why are you here? I thought I was just meeting Fred and George."
"Well Remus, here is"
"On your side. And"
"Sirius is also. We wanted to know"
"If you wanted to take down a manipulative lemon-drop obsessed"
"Bastard."
"You took the words right out of my mouth…So Remus you hate Dumbledore too? Since when?"
"Since he held information about Sirius coming back through the Veil."
"Wait back? He can come back! He told me that that was impossible! Oh, man! I swear I'm gonna melt down his lemon-drops to a boiling liquid and then pour it over his body watching his skin melt off agonizingly slow! And then when that's done…"
Before Harry could go any further Remus cut him off.
"Okay, you work on that plan in the mean time. But can you listen for a second?"
"Sorry I kind of got a little carried away."
"Just a little" Fred, George and Remus said s simultaneously.
"So? What about Sirius coming back?"
"Yes. Well, I was reading a book from the Restricted Section about portals and time travel and I saw in the Index the title 'The Veil of Souls,' I naturally flipped to the page and saw a picture of the Veil.
It was exact to the Veil in the Department of Mysteries so I read the section finding that it was indeed possible for Sirius to return. Since he was forced into the Veil by a curse he does not belong there.
So I stole the pages from the book containing the information on the Veil. As I stated before if it quite possible for Sirius to return. And I've gotten him back! Well, he's not here yet. He has to be called on the day of his will reading. That's in two weeks."
Remus stopped to let Harry process all this information. It was quite overwhelming.
"So, can wills be read in houses?"
All soon had a devilish smile contorting their Gryffindor reputations.
End Flashback
"Okay dear. Here's a biscuit. I know you probably don't want anything, but you'll need your strength for when you kick Dumblefuck's ass!"
"Aunt Petunia, even after a month. You still scare me when you cuss!"
"Just part of my charm dear."
"Aunt Petunia, you know how the will reading is going to be in Grimmauld Place? Would you please come with me? I mentioned it to Remus and he said it was fine…"
"Harry, you're babbling. I will come with you though."
"Thanks."
Harry finished his biscuit and a glass of orange juice.
Harry apparated them to the fountain outside of Grimmauld Place. He was two hours early, the actual appointment wasn't until 11:00. Harry was excited for what was to come.
The plan was for Sirius to arrive from the Soul Realm at exactly 11:30. Just enough time for Flintstone to read the will. Oh, to see the shock on everyone's faces when he glistened with magic and was a free man. No longer on the run from the Ministry. Oh, the expressions enough would probably kill him with laughter.
Flintstone was also aware of the plan. He was ecstatic. He had wanted to get back at Dumbledore for stealing money from a fellow wizard.
Harry walked to the door. He entered Number 12 to be squeezed the life out of. He looked up to see the slightly tanned skin of Remus. He returned the hug.
Meanwhile Aunt Petunia introduced herself to the twins. They were actually polite. They weren't surprised when she was nice and curious about the house and magic. Harry had told them all about how she had helped him and how they now had a healthy, friendly relationship.
"Where is everyone Remus?"
"Oh, they are all at Hogwarts. A meeting was to be held there, since no one knew if you were to come early, and they didn't want you listening in. I was told to inform them if you came early."
"You're not going to tell them are you?"
"No. My excuse. The weather was so nice outside and I was having a nice chat with Fred and George here."
"It's raining outside Remus. Of course you were having a nice conversation."
Remus blushed furiously. He looked to be distracted by I'm sure was a very erotic memory by the look on his face.
"Moony…? What has you so distracted today? Is it Sirius and the thought of you and him having sex again?"
"Yes… wait what? How do you know about that? We- I- um…" Remus' face resembled a cherry.
"You come in to find your two godfathers having sex; you come to a bunch to of conclusions…"
Fred and George immediately came out of their conversation abruptly when they heard that part.
"Dude! You caught the in the middle of doing it? Who was top, who was moaning loudest? Give us all the horny details! Did you stay to watch?"
Harry chuckled.
"Well you see…"
He was caught off by Remus' hand covering his mouth efficiently.
Remus chuckled nervously. He threatened Harry quietly saying that if he didn't want a certain someone to know a certain something, then he better not say anything.
That shut Harry up immediately.
"Sorry guys can't disclose that information."
"Awww. Oh, well. We'll just ask Sirius when he gets back from his little vacation from Dumbledore. Lucky Bastard."
Harry laughed as Remus started to chase Fred and George around the foyer and Aunt Petunia scolded Remus for acting like a child.
Soon Remus calmed down embarrassed for acting so immature. Fred was panting and sprawled over the floor.
George slumped against the wall.
"Damn Remus! For a 33 year old you can run fast! Remind me Fred next time to not eat before we start to tease Remus. I have a killer cramp."
"You shouldn't make fun of Remus dear. He hasn't seen Sirius in a while, I'm sure he wants to be alone with Sirius for a while. They will have to reinstate their bond if I'm correct Remus?" Petunia pointed out.
"Yes. That's true. If you don't mind me asking where did you learn about bonds between werewolves and their mates?"
"Oh. I read a few of Harry's books. I was alone and Harry was out. I figured he wouldn't mind."
"Wait Aunt Petunia how did you get into my trunk?"
"I don't know. I've always been able to open things if I concentrate enough and I was concentrating on finding something to read while I was straitening up your room for you."
"But, you can't. I the blood password. I what? I'm confused!"
"I think Aunt Petunia has a magical core, but it wasn't developed enough to appeal to Hogwarts standards. It must have grown since you left Vernon. You no longer have stress. Magic can be depressingly suppressed when one is extremely stressed or sad."
"Hm, well, aren't you happy Aunt Petunia! You can do magic! I'll have to teach you some spells!" Harry exclaimed.
"Really? You'll teach me Harry? I've always wanted to learn magic. Lily was sad when I didn't get a letter."
"Yea, I'll teach you. But first we have to take care of a few things. Fred, George do you have the potion Remus made?"
"Of course. Who do you take us for? Ron? That hurts, that hurts."
"Well excuse me. I was just asking. I mean you did forget he lube one time!"
"That was one time! Ya'll are never gonna let me forget that are ya'll?"
"No." Harry and George said.
"Honestly!"
"Okay children! Let's go over the plan once more. Okay. Harry you'll be in the study reading and looking the way you do, Petunia you'll be with him reading also. Mean while Fred. George and I will be in the kitchen making tea. The tea will be spiked by the potion the twins and I found in a book.
Oh yes, Petunia the side effects of the potion is where the
ones who are our side and think that Dumbledore is a bastard who ruins people's lives will stay normal but he others, will turn a sickly green with pussing boils. Weasels will be attracted to them for 5 years. Odd side effect really…"
Harry and the twins cracked up at the thought of Dumbledore and CO. being followed around by weasels.
"Shut up! I'm talking!"
"Sorry Mooney….."
"Better. Anyway. When Dumbledore notices you're here Harry he'll try to do whatever to you. Say he's sorry and all that kind of shit. He will also want to know why Petunia is here. Just say that she made you take her. On the orders of Dursley. Don't tell Dumbledore that he's in jail. As far as I know he was not informed of Dursley's and Dudley's arrest."
A shiver racked through Harry's body as he thought of Dudley. He still had nightmares and he would always have them. Sometimes Aunt Petunia would come in his t wake him up from his screaming.
"We'll come from the kitchen at 10:040 to just notice that you're here of course. So why don't you show Ms. Evans around the house while we go get things set up. If we hear yelling we'll come out earlier than planned. Cool?"
"Cool." They all assured him.
For the next 30 minutes Harry gave Petunia a grand tour of the dusty house. That would be the first thing hat they would do as soon as the order was kicked out. Clean and remodel this place. It was revolting to see it.
Both settled into the study to await the arrival of the rest of the witnesses for the reading.
At exactly 10:30 the rest of the Weasleys arrived along with Dumbledore, Hermione, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Tonks, and Moody.
They entered the study to see Petunia absorbed in the fire and Harry in a thick tome.
"Harry? My dear boy why are you here so here so early? And with your Aunt?"
"I wanted to be alone, but Uncle Vernon made Aunt Petunia come with me. And for me being early. 'A wizard is never early, nor late. He arrives exactly when he means to.'"
"I see. Well, where is Remus?"
"He's here? Oh I didn't know."
Mrs. Weasley came in without noticing Harry but the Muggle sitting in her soon to be house, as soon as Harry got taken care of.
As she opened her mouth to comment she was cut off.
"Hello Mrs. Weasley. How are you?"
"Oh Harry. I'm fine dear. Oh, my dear what happened to you?" Mrs. Weasley grimaced.
"Nothing at all. I just um, won a shopping experience. And I took it."
"Hmph. Well it's n-i-ni-ce dear."
Remus and the twins came up from the kitchen.
"Hello everyone! The twins arrived and we had a nice chat. Oh Harry! You're here? I didn't know. I would have invited you down if I had known!"
"Well here I am. So Ron, Hermione how has your summer been so far?" Harry said playing along like he usually did. But this time he knew they were playing too. They didn't care about him or anything, just his money.
Tense chatting pressed around them as they waited for Flintstone to arrive. At 11:05 he arrived panting.
"Sorry I'm late sirs and madams. Dragons were acting up a storm. Something about someone about to disturb the peace of manipulations."
Here Flintstone winked at Harry. He smiled back.
"So shall we get started?"
Everyone nodded impatiently.
Flintstone cleared his throat.
"I, Sirius Orion Black am in my right mind when I am writing my will. It needed to be updated since I last wrote it. Anyway.
Hi, people. I guess I'm dead. Or you wouldn't be here! Well first I would like to say that a few things in my will will offend a few people a little bit. Okay of a lot of a bit.
To Harry: It's so unfair that I got to spend more time with your parents than you did. It's cruel, but as I said before I your third year. "They ones we love never really leave us." I leave you 50 of my vault, also my motorcycle. It's not in Gringotts, but in Grimmauld Place. Speaking of that shack I leave it to you and you now have the ability to choose if the Order will use it or not. With my will I have given a letter to the reader of my will, if I die before your 17th birthday it will be given to you at the end of this. Good Luck! And raise Hell! And I love you more than you know.
To Fred and George: I give you 10 of my vault to you and my sketches for a few products I have designed for your joke shop. I hope that money goes a long way. I also love you guys too. Ya'll are like the little brothers I never had. Help Harry with his quest and guide him with that letter and what I told you earlier.
To Remus: My mate. I love you some much more than I did when we first bonded and I'll still love you in death. I don't wasn't you to lose yourself in grief like you did when your mother died. I won't be there to pick up the pieces to your big heart. I also want you to help Harry on the quest I have sent him. If I didn't tell you let Gred and Feorge tell you. I leave you 40 of my vault. I'll love you forever and for always.
To Tonks: I hate to tell you this, but um Remus is mine. Even in death and he doesn't like you! He's gay! He doesn't like women like that so get over my mate or I'll haunt you! Thank you for our time and attention. I leave this picture."
Flintstone took a picture from a folder. On the picture was Sirius making out with Remus and then flicking off the camera or Tonks. Remus he was horrified that Sirius had done that, but he le it go, for now. Dumbledore Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Hermione and Ron were all disgusted that Remus was gay and the picture. Homophobes.
(A/N: I just want ya'll to know hat I like Tonks and she's gonna be on Harry's side since Dumbledore pissed her off about making her mother become a prisoner to Voldemort t get information on him. I just had t put this in here so Tonks would stop liking Remus. Love Tonks though.)
Tonks huffed at Remus' flushed face and flushed herself when she saw Sirius and Remus having an erotic scene.
"To Moody: Dude, you scare the living shit, well I guess it's not living now, out of me. But you're still my friend and I leave you my eye patch. For that freaky eye o yours. You said you would never buy one for yourself so I bought one for you. Now you won't scare the little children. Sorry, mate it had to be done.
To Kingsley Shacklebolt: Man, you're one of my good friends too. I leave you my gold chain that you always loved and a mention of helping Harry with his quest I know you said you would think on it. And well I hope you thought on it. You're a bad ass dude who likes style and getting the job done. Well get another job done.
To the Weasleys except Bill and Charlie: Fuck you! Yeah, that's right I said it!
To Bill and Charlie: Read Harry's letter, if you're the people I hope you are then you'll help him. If not well fuck you too!
To Hermione: Shut the fuck up! No one cares what you have to say. My God you're annoying! Yeah, sure you're mart but my God you're annoying and a backstabber. Bitch. Go rot I hell with your boyfriend!
To Dumbledore: Ah, finally I get to you. I'm sure you're fuming right now. Oops, did I let t slip that I knew that you were stealing Harry's money. My bad. Bitch! How dare you! Especially when you tried to separate me and Remus you're just a homophobe with bad hair. And no one wants a fucking Lemon Drop! They taste like shit and look like piss! I hope you choke on one!
Well Thanks for your time and attention. Hope you enjoyed yourselves. I know I did!
I was now exactly 11:25. In 5 seconds Sirius would come back.
Dumbledore and the Weasleys were shocked. Sirius Black should be glad that he's dead. How dare he? Oh yes Dumbledore was pissed. Steamed. He literally saw red.
"Bitch! How dare you steal money from my nephew?"
He was interrupted from his thoughts when he saw Petunia Dursley and Molly in an argument. Since when did she stand up for Harry?
"Me a bitch? You're the bitch. Having a fat pig for a son. At least my children are skinny and don't resemble pigs! I mean look at you! You're ugly as well! What was I to suspect?!"
Petunia Dursley hated her son, but no one insulted her. She was Petunia Evans damnit! And certain were not to be said!
"UGLY? WHY YOU FAT WHORE?"
"FAT? DID YOU CALL ME FAT? AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE UGLY BLOND HAIR!"
The sound of a punch hitting flesh resounded through out the study.
People were shocked t see Petunia Dursley give a nice right hook towards Molly's now broken nose.
Molly pounced on Petunia and soon a brawl broke between the two of them. No one dared break them up. Most were scared for heir lives. Even Moody. He had encountered some pretty scary ad evil things but none were like a pissed woman. Especially two pissed women.
All the men shuddered.
Petunia looked to be winning.
All fighting stopped when everyone noticed a bright shimmering light in the middle of the room. The silhouette was in the light and soon a handsome man stepped out of the light.
Sirius stood regally in his study.
"I feel as if I've missed something." Sirius said with a smirk.