CHAPTER SIX:
Rule 6:
When blackmailing people, never use something they can turn on you.
Why:
Because people get mad! LIKE ME!
Incidents Before This Rule:
Well...I was trying to blackmail Travis with his squirt gun, but turns out the squirt gun was remote controlled, so I got a ton of slime on my face...
Ha! In your face! Whoa, I just made a pun.
You're nice.
I know.
What else? Oh yeah, I remember now. I think I threw a stuffed owl in Percy's cabin and he asked Annabeth why it was there, but Annabeth knew it was me, so she asked her mom to make it alive...and...
We still have the scars.
Haha. That was hilarious! -WG
IT WAS NOT!
Of course it was.-SB
Ugh...
It's okay, Connor. I suffered too.
I remember this other time, too. When for some reason, we were targeting the Demeter Cabin...I wonder why?
SHUT UP, CONNOR!
La la la la la, can't hear you. But like I said, we were targeting the Demeter Cabin, specifically Katie...again, I wonder why?
I swear, if you don't stop, I will come up with the best prank ever and...
Hey, I'm a son of Hermes, too. Your "best" prank isn't going to work.
Whatever.
You're just jealous that I'm the better prankster.
And you're just jealous that I'm the older one.
Um, nooooo...Cause older means you become, uh, senile earlier. Yeah, and you get rheumatism, and Alshymer's.
It's pronounced Alzheimer's, duh. And I would've never guessed you knew what rheumatism was.-WG
I don't. And, not everyone is such a pronunciation freeaaa-
Connor, I suggest you don't finish that sentence; Annabeth is the daughter of Athena, after all. Plus, remember our first rule?
Oops.
Exactly. And whoa...you know a big word such as pronunciation? Impossible!-WG
Haha! Laugh attackkk! *doubles over laughing* -SB
I know I'm funny, Percy. -WG
That time it was super hilarious because you were all sarcastic and stuff... -SB
Okay, I think you're high. But, whatever. -WG
Not. Helping.
Travis, we're going off topic. Remember how we promised to stay on topic?
No, I actually don't remember that rule at all.
Well that'll be number 7 then...
You do that, I'll go prank someone...
NO, DON'T LEAVE!
Um, Connor, are you okay? You are acting very OOC.
Huh? What's OOC?
Oh, it means Out Of Character. I read it in fanfiction.
Fanfiction?
Forget it. I'll show you later.
Ok then... Interesting...*evil smile*
Connor, why are you smiling at me?
No reason.
hey.