CIAOSSU! It's-

dun-dun-duuunnnn~

VIPER'S TURN!

Mammon: My name changed to Mammon...

Me: Eh? Why'd you changed it? You sound much cooler with the name Viper!

Mammon: ...pay me $50 and I'll tell you. And your stupid fans.

Me: OI!

Mammon: Yare, yare, KHR! thankfully doesn't belong to SkyShaymin here. I wouldn't be able to profit much if she was my creator.

Me: W-wha-!

Mammon: Let's move on...

HEADS-UP! Please remember that all the Arcobaleno curses are, finally, BROKEN. Please remember, and try to vision a sexy adult Mammon. XD

"I'm a burdan, right?" Tsuna asked, looking down. Lussuria paused and stared at the small mouse on the counter. He just finished calming down Bel(by forcing him into the training room to vent off some anger) and found Chii-chan. He felt something was off when the mouse's tail wasn't flipping side to side or squeaking in surprise when he suddenly picked up the tiny mouse. He wanted to ask, but kept it in, until now.

"Dear...," Lussuria sat on the bed that was close to the counter. Tsuna glanced up at the man, "I don't think you're a burdan at all. Rather, you brought some sunshine on the family, Chii-chan."

"B-But Xanxus...," The mouse pursed his lips into a pout, and immediantly regretted it as he heard a high-pitched squeal.

"Ooh~! You're just to adorable!" The sun-guardian squealed, cupping his cheeks in a girly fasion. Tsuna glanced down again, his tail flickering softly.

"X-Xanxus said he'll b-bring me back to the V-Vongola, chi," He dropped his voice into a whisper, "Dead or alive."

"He won't do that," At that, the brunette flipped his head up in seconds. Lussuria grinned, "He won't hurt you. Ever."

"Chi?"

"Trust me. And I know what outfit that'll knock him out."

"C-chii...?"

Tsuna gaped at what Lussuria showed him.

"T-THAT'S-!"

"Now, let's get you ready for dinner, Chi-chan!"

"C-CHIIIII!"

That, my friend, is the sound of silence. Yes, it's the day Bel dropped his knives, including his jaw. It's the day where Squalo actually shutted up for a whole 5 minutes. It's the day where Mammon didn't smirk and/or took pictures for blackmail. It's the day where Levi actually took notice of the mouse. And finally...

It's the day Xanxus decided he really did kinda liked the creature.

"So? Anyone wanna say something?" Lussuria gushed, taking his camera out and quickly flashing a few pictures. Everyone was speechless. This was little Chii-chan? That little mouse that's a boy?

"I-I don't think they like it, chi..." Tsuna gulped, pulling down the hem of his short kimono. Yes, you read right. Lussuria decided that the super K.O. outfit for Tsuna would be a short kimono. Completely pink, with the obi(or the belt part) is muliti-layered with red, purple, and orange. Tsuna wore the leggings high until it reached his mid-thigh and the short white skirt to shield the privates. The robe itself is beautiful with white flower petal patterns, and the obi with the design that similiary looks like bamboo. All in all, Tsuna looks like the perfect little girl mouse. (A/N: You can go onto my deviantart link in my profile. The drawing is in my gallery... somewhere...)

"Ushishi! This is mousey-chan?"

"Yare, yare, this is going to be a big sell."

"Vroi...?"

To say that Xanxus was surprised is an understatement. He was shocked beyond belief. He narrowed his eyes at the mouse. Why does it look so familier...?

"So, Bossu~" Lussuria chired, walking towards Xanxus's chair, "What do you think of cute little Chii-chan?"

"...," Xanxus, for once, hesitated. He doesn't want to hurt the mouse(his conversation from the previous chapter has already done too much) and he doesn't want to compliment the mouse unless he wants the whole Varia squad on a rampage. Whenever he likes something, the bunch of wild monkeys freak out for the whole month and he doesn't wanna do the paper work.

Yes, Xanxus actually whines when it comes to paper work. Usually he forces the whole paper work onto Squalo, but when that stupid long-haired swordsman isn't around, Xanxus would grumpily stalk towards his office and finish it off. And then once Squalo gets back, he throws anything he can at the guy. Not only wine, but shoes, pillows, chairs, and mostly anything that can be picked up and throw.

"Chii...?" Tsuna's squeaked managed to snap Xanxus out of his thoughts and the scarred man nodded at the mouse. That, my friend, just made Tsuna's day.

Tsuna made the biggest smile to Xanxus, and it was enough to blind the whole room. That was, of course, until Mammon came putted his hand between Xanxus and the mouse. He resisted the moment to smirk at his boss's surprised face.

"Tonight, Chii-chan will be staying with me." With that statement, he disappeared into mist, officially pissing off Xanxus.

"Oh, dear~" Lussuria smiled, finally noticing the story at my hands.

Thump!

"Chi!" The brunette let out a small squeak as he was thrown onto a small soft bed. He puffed out this cheeks as he felt so comfortable on the bed, he didn't even want to look back at Mammon. Which reminds him of that one time, just before his arrival here.

~Flashback~

Mammon only remained silent, staring at the mouse, until he finally clicked things in place. He shook his head, walking towards the mouse and holding out his palm so Tsuna can walked into it. Mammon bent down and whispered something to the mouse that made him turned completely red and let out a timid squeak. The occupants in the room remained quiet, wanting to hear what the cloaked man said, but couldn't hear anything more then the timid squeaking of the mouse. Mammon suddenly turned, placing Tsuna on the table and leaft the place.

'Reborn?'

'R-Reborn, chi.'

'Better pay up by the end of the month if you wanna live, Tsunayoshi.'

'I-I'll transfer it later...'

~Flashback End~

"Chi...," Tsuna looked up at Mammon, who was busy staring at his laptop, clicking away on the keyboard, "W-What are you doing?"

"Hacking and selling stocks." Mammon replied rather monotone. Tsuna furrowed his eyebrows together at the ex-arcobaleno.

"Hacking? Isn't that illegal, chi?"

"..."

"Mammon..."

"It's only temporarily, Tsunayoshi-kun." Mammon replied, pressing the enter button. The screen popped up a loading bar as the information was slowly downloaded. Tsuna couldn't help but be slightly amused.

"And how do you do it?"

"Do what?"

"Selling stocks." Mammon turned to the brunette, smirking.

"Do you really wanna know, Tsunayoshi-kun?" Tsuna gulped at the taller male, shaking his head. Mammon grinned, "I insist, Tsunayoshi-kun. It's quite easy actually."

"E-Easy?" Tsuna's ears flickered in curiosity.

"Yup, all you have to do is..."

For the first time, Tsuna actually understood how to blackmail people. Now, Tsuna isn't the type to actually learn this stuff; he'd rather intimidate his enemy with a threat instead of stealing weird pictures and all to blackmail the poor fellow, but Tsuna thought it was fun. And from what Mammon has taught him, it seemed so simple and easy, he could do it without using his eyes!

Which brings us here to Belphagore's room.

"So all I have to do is clip it to his ear and... make a run for it?" Tsuna asked, meekly holding Mammon's latest blackmail weapon; the miniture Tsu-pic. The size of your pinkie's nail and completely hidden from normal eyesight, it's useful to record and take pictures of anything at anytime. As long as no one notices it, of course. Luckily, the Tsu-pic is connected to Mammon's laptop, so whatever the Tsu-pic is seeing, it's already recorded through the miniature camera.

Mammon nodded, "Yup, just stay quiet the whole way, Tsunayoshi." He smirked when the little mouse nodded and made his way through the spotless room. Despite being a blood thursty prince, Bel kept his place pretty well cleaned. Or it's probably Lussuria who cleaned the place.

Squeaking softly to himself, he climbed up the bed post and grabbed onto the soft fabric of Bel's blanket. When he stood up from his spot, he couldn't help but stifle a chuckle at how Belphagore was sleeping. Despite being a phycotic prince who killed his twin brother when he was a kid, he slept in, dare I say it, a royal manner. He slept with his body facing upward, and both his hands were on his stomach, folded neatly. His crown(totally not a tiara) was placed on the nightstand. Tsuna meekly crawled up the dark red blanket and sat on Belphagore's chest, laughing as he felt his breathing movement and the soft beating of Bel's heart.

'It's so easy, it's kinda hard to believe,' Tsuna thought, before moving up to Bel's neck and placing the tiny Tsu-pic on the prince's ear, clipping it on the ear lobe. As soon as it clipped on, he quickly dashed off to the side of the bed, feeling that Bel was shifting in his sleep. When the brunette jumped off the bed and safely landed on the floor, he dashed like crazy towards Mammon. By the time Bel suddenly sat up, Mammon already disappeared with Tsuna in a hazy mist.

"Ushishi, wasn't that Mammon...?"

What was recorded that afternoon left Tsuna sprawled on the floor, laughing his tail off. Mammon could only watch in amusement as he watched the little mouse flicker his tail back and forth with his shoulders shaking so much it seemed like his head was going to fall off any time soon. He turned his attension back to his desktop screen and let a smirk appear on his rather stoic face.

On the screen, which is connected to the Tsu-pic, was Belphagor chuckling half-naked as he made comments on himself, completely oblivious to the device that was connected to his ear. Tsuna started to beat his little fists on the table as Bel turned around, 'ushishi'-ing away as he checked out his body.

'Ushishi~ The prince's body is always fit, ne? Shishi~'

"You've done well, Tsunayoshi-kun," Mammon complimented, seeing as the mouse-sized Vongola Decimo unable to speak. Tsuna felt himself calmed down from his laughing fit and smiled back at Mammon.

'I should use this sometime against my guardians...,' The mouse thought about it for a bit, but since his guardians always seem to cause trouble everywhere they go, it wouldn't hurt to punish them abit, right?

After all, he doesn't want the paper work piling up on him.

Ciao! I apologize for the lateness, but here's a super cute chapter of Tsu-mouse! Btw, it's official.

Mammon is a guy.

I thought that Mammon as a guy would be nice, but I kinda wanted Mammon to be a girl. I mean, wouldn't it be nice to let the female become more... noticable in the manga and still survive the Varia? I mean, Luce and Aria, Chrome, Kyoko, Haru, Bianci, Lal Mirch are awesome. Just look at Lal! She can just smack the crap out of Collonello! You go girl! ^O^

Anyways, I had what was called a writers block. I need to seriously update my other stories; especially Nancy, Jennifer, and the world of KHR!

Maa, maa... I'll think of one some how. I better start so... review!

Chao chao!

-Sky